(This is a repeat. I found it and had a laugh.)
My goals in life after becoming MGTOW:
Do stand-up comedy and do a great job making people laugh. (in progress)
Speak three languages fluently (speak 2 fluently, plus another at a high intermediate level. Update: Fluent in all 3 now.)
Become an excellent guitar player (Am a good player, and am improving)
My goals in life before becoming MGTOW:
Spurt my jizz into Maylyn's cunt.