Thread: From the mouth of babes - an online dating story

Greetings all,

Just wanted to share a quick story from my brief adventure in online dating a couple of years ago. As I was wading through the sea of dumpy single moms and leatherfaced bar ladies, I found her. Slim, Asian, well-dressed, could easily pass for 10 years younger than her posted age. I struck up a conversation, and we talked about the usual stuff - what kind of food do you like? Where do you live? What do you like to do in your free time? And so on. Of course, it wasn't long before she got to the big question of "What do you do for a living?" Well, my answer apparently was not good enough, because she told me that I needed to make more money (off of her perception of the job's income). She then gave me a quote that stuck with me, and told me everything I needed to know:

"A man's income is proportional to her beauty"

And there you have it gentlemen, straight from the source.

Originally Posted by Hambone

"A man's income is proportional to her beauty"

And there you have it gentlemen, straight from the source.

Never listen to what they say, watch what they do.

I am not rich, nor have I ever been rich.

I got laid the most when I didn’t even have a car or a job at all.

Was she an immigrant woman? All women factor but wonder if immigrants factor it more.

Originally Posted by jagrmeister

Was she an immigrant woman? All women factor but wonder if immigrants factor it more.

I don't remember for sure, but I think she was, 1st or 2nd generation.

Originally Posted by Hambone

"A man's income is proportional to her beauty"

If I ain't making enough money for you, babe, maybe you should troll a better class of bar.