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    I found that special Unicorn [eyebleach]

    I shall woo her, and she will be mine


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    Re: I found that special Unicorn [eyebleach]

    How to respond???... BAAAAAAAAAAAA...*deep breath in*...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Holy crapnuts, that was a good laugh.

    On second thoughts, she seems extra special. I'll fight you for her affections.

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    Re: I found that special Unicorn [eyebleach]

    Last edited by starcruiser; December 19, 2018 at 10:25 PM.

    my grandfather told me at a very young age "boy, there is only one thing a woman wants from a man...... it's 6 inches long and has a head on it..... and its a dollar bill"

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    Re: I found that special Unicorn [eyebleach]

    Man, that's hard to look at... I can't even tell what I'm looking at really. Is it a man, pretending to be a woman, who is pretending to be a man? Or is it a woman, pretending to be a man, pretending to be...a hermaphrodite?

    "Passionate noncompleter" of a "disability studies" university degree. How many words for FAILURE can you possibly come up with? This...specimen...most likely has tons of debt from their failed social justice degree as well. Not that it would have ever gotten a job with a degree like that, anyway.

    This THING literally has nothing going for it...not a single fucking thing. And it tells you as much in its profile, in the same obnoxious tone of someone who thinks they are interesting and complex, and superior to others. It will fade into obscurity and abject poverty soon enough though...and it will have an entire lifetime to contemplate the magnitude of its failure. Human wreckage.

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    Re: I found that special Unicorn [eyebleach]

    Quote Originally Posted by Xanthine View Post
    Man, that's hard to look at... I can't even tell what I'm looking at really. Is it a man, pretending to be a woman, who is pretending to be a man? Or is it a woman, pretending to be a man, pretending to be...a hermaphrodite?

    "Passionate noncompleter" of a "disability studies" university degree. How many words for FAILURE can you possibly come up with? This...specimen...most likely has tons of debt from their failed social justice degree as well. Not that it would have ever gotten a job with a degree like that, anyway.

    This THING literally has nothing going for it...not a single fucking thing. And it tells you as much in its profile, in the same obnoxious tone of someone who thinks they are interesting and complex, and superior to others. It will fade into obscurity and abject poverty soon enough though...and it will have an entire lifetime to contemplate the magnitude of its failure. Human wreckage.
    Zero .

    Disconnect her internet and she is dead
    You cant keep a player down!
    Dont hate him , hate your fuking bullshit game !

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    Re: I found that special Unicorn [eyebleach]

    Quote Originally Posted by Alik Sakharov View Post
    Zero .

    Disconnect her internet and she is dead
    She??? can't tell honestly.

    my grandfather told me at a very young age "boy, there is only one thing a woman wants from a man...... it's 6 inches long and has a head on it..... and its a dollar bill"

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    Re: I found that special Unicorn [eyebleach]

    Quote Originally Posted by starcruiser View Post
    She??? can't tell honestly.
    Ha ha very funny
    You cant keep a player down!
    Dont hate him , hate your fuking bullshit game !

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    Re: I found that special Unicorn [eyebleach]

    Quote Originally Posted by Alik Sakharov View Post
    Zero .

    Disconnect her internet and she is dead
    Brilliant point. Pre-1998, your village weirdo was pretty much lucky to have one friend. Given them the internet, and by connecting to every other village weirdo, they think they are normal.
    An escort is a woman you occasionally financially support only when she has sex with you.

    A date is a woman you occasionally financially support in the hope she will have sex with you.

    A wife is a woman you constantly financially support even when she is not having sex with you.

    An ex-wife is a woman you constantly financially support with alimony so she can have sex......with someone else.

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    Re: I found that special Unicorn [eyebleach]

    Nowadays, the freaks aren't at the carnival....they are in the popular culture. The fat woman is getting interviewed by the media telling is she is a BBW and "healthy at any weight," the bearded lady is a transgender who lauded as a "hero," and the freak covered in tattoos is getting enough attention, so they are piercing themselves so much, they could set off the magnetic sensor of an anti-tank mine.
    An escort is a woman you occasionally financially support only when she has sex with you.

    A date is a woman you occasionally financially support in the hope she will have sex with you.

    A wife is a woman you constantly financially support even when she is not having sex with you.

    An ex-wife is a woman you constantly financially support with alimony so she can have sex......with someone else.

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    Re: I found that special Unicorn [eyebleach]

    Quote Originally Posted by sam luis obispo View Post
    Nowadays, the freaks aren't at the carnival....they are in the popular culture. the bearded lady is a transgender who lauded as a "hero,"
    True true Sammy

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