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    I found a NAWALT Unicorn.... Honest...

    A real unicorn, honest.... Every mans dream girl right?


    Hi guys!!!!!

    I am super syked to be on __________ right now!!!!

    Ok first off, I am a deceiver. I will say and do anything to get my way. I wear face goop daily to look like a different person. If I don't put it on I feel like a completely worthless piece of shit. I will even do it on the highway driving 90 miles an hour. YOLO!!!! amirite?

    I was born and raised to only care about one thing. My looks!

    Everything in my life is revolved around my emotions, I have no logical synapses period! If it feels good then just DO IT right! Of course I have been with over 450 men you silly goose. I don't even care what race they are.

    I'm always asking my girlfriends what the trend is! If it's trendy I am doing it! and SHOES! Sorry i thought i saw something shiny. I digress. whoa big word. Oh jeez i did it again i lost my concentration. I get so distracted so easy.

    The only thing I can ever bring to the table in a serious relationship is my virginity, and I can't even offer that anymore *shucks* it really just means nothing anyway right. I was probably raped or something, I don't remember I was like 15 and totally coked up and drunk.

    Oh and I love myself, i love how i smell, my pretty face, room service the next day after a night of just going at it with my BFF. that's code for best fucking fuck. Not best friend forever, you silly guys.

    If it gets attention I do it. If you see me walking at the mall i will probably act like you don't exist. It's really a pride thing, how can I say hi to a man and make him feel like a human being, they are all so EVIL!!

    My only real goal in life is to have my own career, have kids, but keep my money to myself and make the father of my babies spend every dime he has on them and me while I complain about how cruel he is to me and how he punished me with children that might not be his. I was probably drunk, don't judge me you stupid pig!

    I will only settle for a real man, because when you've made as many poor choices in life as I have, been hurt so much by rotten men and by those poor choices it's hard to actually find a really rich and like totally successful man, hence you will hear me complain daily! Where are all the good men?

    I have no real purpose in life other than to be hateful and intolerant of men. I'm a princess and you need to respect that!

    Also i will go to work showing everything, my tits, my camel toe, my ass, and as i walk out the door i you should know I am doing this just to piss you off.

    Then the second some creepy man looks at me I will get offended like HOW DARE HE BE A MAN!!!!! HOW DARE HIS NATURAL INSTINCTS KICK IN AND ANIMAL DESIRE FOR ME FILL HIS HEART!!! men are such creeps!

    Even thought my shirt hangs so low and shows so much cleavage you can almost see a nipple, or my pants are so hiked up inside my vagina he can picture it naked, he is wrong for even looking my way, unless he is a hottie, but it's still time to sue!!! He raped me one time in college...... probably?

    Oh and you better be tall... and umm... rich.... I deserve it cause you get me!!

    Xoxoxox
    Just remember fella's this is who is waiting out there for you.




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    Re: I found a NAWALT Unicorn.... Honest...

    I'd rather have hemorrhoids.

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    Re: I found a NAWALT Unicorn.... Honest...

    Quote Originally Posted by Isaiah4:1 View Post
    I'd rather have hemorrhoids.
    Aww... C'mon she is just a modern empowered woman, she deserves the whole fucking planet just ask her.

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    Re: I found a NAWALT Unicorn.... Honest...

    Women don't even deserve clean tampons. Waste of cotton.

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    Re: I found a NAWALT Unicorn.... Honest...

    Everything is a waste if women are involved....

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    Re: I found a NAWALT Unicorn.... Honest...

    Quote Originally Posted by Isaiah4:1 View Post
    Women don't even deserve clean tampons. Waste of cotton.
    Hahaha, great.

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    Re: I found a NAWALT Unicorn.... Honest...

    And some lucky chump will have her one day!!! LOL

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    Re: I found a NAWALT Unicorn.... Honest...

    T000000009, I think in this case it's spelled "eunuch-horn."
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    Re: I found a NAWALT Unicorn.... Honest...

    Quote Originally Posted by BeijaFlor View Post
    T000000009, I think in this case it's spelled "eunuch-horn."
    I dunno...

    All I do know is that it's some fantasy critter created to sell coloring books to prepubescent life sucking demons.

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    Re: I found a NAWALT Unicorn.... Honest...

    That has to be a troll post.. right guys? :/

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    Re: I found a NAWALT Unicorn.... Honest...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mars View Post
    That has to be a troll post.. right guys? :/
    I think it is... But it was just so true to form that I was compelled to share it

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    Re: I found a NAWALT Unicorn.... Honest...

    I don't know how tolerance (or praise) towards this type of behavior can be so typical. I use to laugh at the crazies who tend to say "I am the ONLY sane one left in this world." Now I can empathize with the feeling. With these types of women surrounding me all my life, it eludes me why I didn't go my own way sooner.

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    Re: I found a NAWALT Unicorn.... Honest...

    It's only typical because it's so common.

    Every single day, all day long, in every format there is, this kind of abhorrent behavior is celebrated. From the time you are born until you die, it's show on ever single screen you ever look at. You become totally numb to it, because it is normal, that the rules, it's the standard, and how it's supposed to be. Do you really need to tell people the sky is blue?? Everybody already knows it is dummy!

    Then one day.... You stop... and really look at the sky....

    That'w when you finally realize it isn't actually blue.
    Last edited by T0000009; October 2, 2014 at 7:25 PM.

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    Re: I found a NAWALT Unicorn.... Honest...

    Quote Originally Posted by T0000009 View Post
    I think it is... But it was just so true to form that I was compelled to share it
    True.. it really does hit the nail on the head.

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    Re: I found a NAWALT Unicorn.... Honest...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mars View Post
    True.. it really does hit the nail on the head.
    Sure does...

    I did clean up the grammar on it a little just for clarity, but it was way to dead on not to share.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Isaiah4:1 View Post
    I'd rather have hemorrhoids.
    As someone with hemmerhoids, I have to agree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mars View Post
    That has to be a troll post.. right guys? :/
    Troll or not makes no difference. Post this on Jezabel and see all the up votes and YuuuuuGoGRRRL comments.

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    Re: I found a NAWALT Unicorn.... Honest...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mikediver View Post
    Troll or not makes no difference. Post this on Jezabel and see all the up votes and YuuuuuGoGRRRL comments.
    That is the saddest thing about it... The stupid whores would congratulate themselves

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    Re: I found a NAWALT Unicorn.... Honest...

    Besides the click-bait nature of the title, I think I need 2 guns to reset my brain properly after reading the entire bloody letter.

    How could someone be so vain and shallow?
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    Re: I found a NAWALT Unicorn.... Honest...

    That was a frightening read .....


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