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    Ear licking asmr-the next simp sensation

    Welp, heard from an informant that gets a kick out of peeking at what todays cam hoes are doin & now the simps are drooling over ear licking. It consists of a weird device with two human ears attached to it with microphone pickups. This is going to last awhile I asume on OnlyWhores & typical livecam sites as well as the recent addition of women streaming themselves in hottubs on a gaming platform owned by amazon. Imagine the revenue streams the sick fuck that cameup with this shit is gaining?

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    Re: Ear licking asmr-the next simp sensation

    The Quartering has done a post on it. Instagram has finally come down on this particular brand of porn. The egregious thing is not just that it's porn, but that these people were injecting porn into non-porn groups.

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    Re: Ear licking asmr-the next simp sensation

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Wombat View Post
    The Quartering has done a post on it. Instagram has finally come down on this particular brand of porn. The egregious thing is not just that it's porn, but that these people were injecting porn into non-porn groups.
    Try that shit in Islamistan and they'll cut off your injector!
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    Re: Ear licking asmr-the next simp sensation

    I’m confused, and I’m not sure I really want to know, but being a curious fekker I’ve just got to ask:

    Is this “device” like a set of headphones that somehow “licks” the wearer’s ears, or is it a shared device between two people that picks up their moans as they lick each other’s ears?

    Either way I don’t want to see it.

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    Re: Ear licking asmr-the next simp sensation

    Apparently this goofy horizontal controller with two fake human ears on it is allowed to be used on twitch. What used to be a streaming platform for male gamers in 2015 or before is now simpery, fetish & asmr porn including bikini hoes in pools/hottubs floating on bananas. But obviously this is no surprise how women will degrade themselves to take advantage of menóor minors with a mcdonalds paycheck. Tiktok Iím sure has itís share of this content as well as OnlyWhores. I see dark days among us in the coming years. A wasteland earth of scattered simps & vile hypergamous creatures that prey on them.

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    Re: Ear licking asmr-the next simp sensation

    Quote Originally Posted by uglything87 View Post
    Apparently this goofy horizontal controller with two fake human ears on it is allowed to be used on twitch. What used to be a streaming platform for male gamers in 2015 or before is now simpery, fetish & asmr porn including bikini hoes in pools/hottubs floating on bananas. But obviously this is no surprise how women will degrade themselves to take advantage of men—or minors with a mcdonalds paycheck. Tiktok I’m sure has it’s share of this content as well as OnlyWhores. I see dark days among us in the coming years. A wasteland earth of scattered simps & vile hypergamous creatures that prey on them.
    Thanks, but I’m not sure I’m quite there yet:

    So, you have on-line hoes pretending to be gamers and while they’re pretending to be gamers they are pretending to get excited over licking pretend ears stuck on each side of a game controller? Is this right?

    And people are in to this? Now that’s what I call a fetish.

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    Re: Ear licking asmr-the next simp sensation

    Come to think of it there was always some kind of beta fetish since the 90s in terms of tech. Exchanging emails with a hooker for their panties & the sick fuck would sniff it in his office chair? Sure could be a stereotype but had to exist at some point once AOL hit. The origin of the beta fetish! It would be interesting to see an oldfashioned cartoon strip on that, an evolution style from boomer to gen z fetishes.

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    Re: Ear licking asmr-the next simp sensation

    Quote Originally Posted by happybachelor View Post
    I wonder if her horns are useful as handles during a blowjob?
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