Thread: Dudes, watch out, inflation has put a target on our backs

Originally Posted by Brock

Not much of a bulge at all.

I carry very little cash.

Same here. I keep the absolute minimum of stuff in my wallet and it is nearly invisible in my pocket. I don't like sitting on a bump so I have kept it lean. Must be another reason why I never get approached.

Originally Posted by WheelBarrow

Same here. I keep the absolute minimum of stuff in my wallet and it is nearly invisible in my pocket. I don't like sitting on a bump so I have kept it lean. Must be another reason why I never get approached.

I guess jokes/humor/sarcasm are tough to get across in type sometimes. I was far from serious about what I originally posted to Brock. Never meant for it to be seen as anything but a joke.

As in at first women notice the front bulge in our pants when they are riding the cock carousel. Once they are thrown from the carousel they start looking for our wallets. More than our cocks. Or the rear bulge in our pants. Or our ability to spend on them.

You know, the best way to look at it at our age is this; Never give women any credit. If they treat you right, you can reward them with a little sumptin, sumptin.
And then keep rewarding them for good behavior or treats from them. Never ever pay upfront for things you think you're gonna get. That's a losing proposition for men.
Never give a woman credit upfront. Reward her in the back end (no pun intended).

Originally Posted by FreeGhost

Depending on my mood, when she asked me for my plans for the day, I would have answered either:

1) Meeting my boyfriend ( let them think I'm gay even if I'm not. They won't dare say anything at the risk of sounding un-PC or like a bigot)

2) When she said she is free later, I would have answered "Well, I'm not. Got deadlines to meet" and walked away. Or, "Good for you." and then walked away.

Or...

"How much do you usually charge?"

Escorts here have reduced their prices drastically, here in the DC metropolitan area LOL. They're more willing to offer half hour.

Usually they'll set it to 1 hour minimum, to not have to see 'riff raffs'.

Originally Posted by Jacknife

"Inflation has put a target on our backs"

I take that statement to mean that you saying that we are more vulnerable as men, as inflation has increased predatory female activity.

I don't speak for anyone else but I actually feel more secure. Their naked desperation for male resource exploitation, is now more obvious than ever. Predation is no longer effectively disguised by the pretence of love and fake pair bonding. Now more than ever, it is easier to avoid women.

No part of me wants to go near a fucking alligator. Even if it does have a nice rack.

Says the man who never watched Gator Bait: Available on Shudder (seriously, she was exquisite) Also one of the most amazing chase scenes in film history. The boat chase will BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND!

Originally Posted by ScrewJita

Says the man who never watched Gator Bait: Available on Shudder (seriously, she was exquisite) Also one of the most amazing chase scenes in film history. The boat chase will BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND!

Just watched the trailer. She certainly dishes out justice, and Cajun style, too. Now that's a strong, powerful and independent woman. Untamed and deadly as the swamps that spawned her.

So, what are the tell-tale signs of a hobo-sexual?

I don't think most people have any clue about inflation or economics. They will keep on living above or on their means. Squandring every penny they have from pay check to pay check or take loans to buy shit they don't need. So I don't really believe the S&I half of humanity is suddenly looking more for her provider than any time else.
But this topic brought me to 1 of the biggest paradoxes Red has given me. In my blue days my biggest "dream" was to notice women noticing me. I always had to find that out from people in my surroundings: "Simp, you remember that girl 3 months ago? She was flirting with you!" Back then I said: "thanks for nothing for telling me now instead of back then." Nowadays I can clearly see when women are hitting on me. Those games are so ridiculously stupid. Always inside those "plausible deniability boundries." Luckily I'm not having women hitting on me often. It's in the rare cases where they manage to "see through" my "hiding tactics" (dress as shabby as possible, babyface shave and very short hair cut to appear as bald as possible). My second "line of defense" is to totally ignore her hitting behaviour. Thus far that has solved the problem completely. My "third" line (should a clever one "punch through" that) is to fall back on my simp mode. "Oh, I'm sorry. I'm always SO insecure with women. You gals always bring my emotions and feelings to the surface. Especially nice women like you are." Keep acting nice and polite. Women hate that. Good riddance: keep being Chad/ Tyrone's problem, girl. You can have it all!

Originally Posted by WheelBarrow

Same here. I keep the absolute minimum of stuff in my wallet and it is nearly invisible in my pocket. I don't like sitting on a bump so I have kept it lean. Must be another reason why I never get approached.

I lost my wallet for the last time back in the early 90's, luckily I found it that particular time saving me from calling my credit cards and canceling them, getting a duplicate drivers license, not to mention the cash lost.

Short story long--- I emptied the contents of my last wallet and threw the damn thing out the window vowing to never loose another thereby avoiding all the bullshit you go through! Haven't lost any credit cards, licenses, or cash since then! I still remember the glee I felt seeing that damn thing on the road homeless empty and penniless liberated from its owner! I keep my license with my registration, my cards only when I need them, and my cash in a clip or rubber-banded wad.

This thread was highlighted and linked by Sandman, his video from yesterday already has 13k views which means our forum will be getting more eyeballs and members

Originally Posted by FrankS

This thread was highlighted and linked by Sandman, his video from yesterday already has 13k views which means our forum will be getting more eyeballs and members

Some of those "eyeballs", will be deeply scorn and offended looking for some kind of complaint form to send to our admins!

They're coming from the Queen Elisabeth 1st. class according to their warped conflated delusional mindset, to our humble abode in the galley of our pirate ship, drinking grog, very drunk, and singing; "I like swimmin' with bull legged women and diving between their legs"...

Ya know what made the movie Jaws so great? There weren't any cunts aboard the Orchha! It would have SUCKED! The same way they SUCK today!