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    Dating app on the TV

    Called "Match", they have a land whale in pink pushing the site.
    Good Lord, I feel sorry for the young men of today. Land whale weren't that common when I was a lad, seems that's all there is today. If you aren't a "Chubby Chaser" the picken's are going to be slim. ( Pun intended).
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    Re: Dating app on the TV

    Thin women are in extremely high demand today. A woman can bring nothing else to the table besides being a thin vagina owner and she'll have a long lineup of men chasing her. Face facts: most men don't like having sex with overweight women, and most of those who say they do are lying because they have overweight partners.
    - Feminism is Cancer.
    - Where have all the good men gone? Away. Far far away... from you.
    - NAWALT? Maybe, but EWALT means Russian Roulette is a much safer bet...

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    Re: Dating app on the TV

    Things might be worse today, but it was ever thus. Since I was your average hard up beta, every fattie who wasn't getting the attention they wanted saw me as "good enough". That's a beta's life, you want skinny, ya get fat.
    Every day I make the world a little bit worse.

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    Re: Dating app on the TV

    I'm a bit of a conspiracy theorist on the topic, kinda/sorta. I find the most plausible explanation for the obesity explosion in the 70's and 80's to be Wonder Bread. We bred wheat with novel glutens that make a much more elastic dough, making commercial manufacture of bread much easier. And our bodies just aren't built to handle the stuff: we've been poisoning ourselves for a generation.

    Not that there aren't also plenty of other reasons:

    • sugar in everything
    • sedentary lifestyles
    • fluoride in the drinking water (a possibility)
    • fast food
    • cheaper and more plentiful food
    • low expectations


    Americans are culturally fond of individualist explanations for things (lack of grit, determination, and hard work, grrrr), but these types of explanations are unconvincing when you see an entire society, within the space of a generation, balloon with fat. People haven't changed that much. The kids of today aren't really all that different from their trimmer grandparents. Something external and common to everyone is causing it.

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    I would guess that "Every one gets a prize" has a lot to do with it. Why train hard if when you loose you get a trophy any way.
    I noticed in the shooting sport I participate in, winning a prize doesn't mean too much when everyone gets one.
    Besides, we aren't supozed to judge the fat ones. Gotta be fat positve ya know.....unless it's a woman looking at a man.
    As soon as she says "I do", she don't
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    Re: Dating app on the TV

    My libido is not that high to begin with plus fat women put me in a bad mood, thanks but no thanks.

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    Re: Dating app on the TV

    I wonder when these dating sites will start offering a 'bulk' discount? /sarc

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    Re: Dating app on the TV

    If it was possible, I'd suck out the fat (free of charge) just for the energy quantity potential in the refining of biodiesel! I'd be right up there on the stock exchange with Shell, Chevron, Texaco, and Mobile!

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    Re: Dating app on the TV

    The women at my office get a cake for every occasion. Its the LARGE Costco cakes, all sugar and cream. I work outside, and they buy a cake on my birthday. They will save one piece for me, and when I refuse it, they fight over it.

    I think Feminism made women depressed, so they take meds and eat. Whats their life after 30? Its cats in cubicles fighting each other and gossiping until they are 67

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    Re: Dating app on the TV

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    If it was possible, I'd suck out the fat (free of charge) just for the energy quantity potential in the refining of biodiesel! I'd be right up there on the stock exchange with Shell, Chevron, Texaco, and Mobile!
    So in essance you want to return to the old days of using whale oil?
    As soon as she says "I do", she don't
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    Re: Dating app on the TV

    thin girls become fat girls once the ring is on.

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    Re: Dating app on the TV

    Am I not yet allowed to edit? Tried changing "she'd" to "shed" but my only option is to delete. Autocorrect will be the death of classic English.

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    Re: Dating app on the TV

    Quote Originally Posted by Knarley Bob View Post
    So in essance you want to return to the old days of using whale oil?
    No, not regular whale oil, LAND WHALE oil! It's abundant! Renewable!

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    Re: Dating app on the TV

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    No, not regular whale oil, LAND WHALE oil! It's abundant! Renewable!
    My bad, didn't realize there was a sub-species…. There wouldn't be a LAND ORCA is there?
    Last edited by Knarley Bob; January 19, 2020 at 3:56 PM.
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    Re: Dating app on the TV

    Quote Originally Posted by FrankS View Post
    The women at my office get a cake for every occasion. Its the LARGE Costco cakes, all sugar and cream.
    Occasionally, when buying lunch, I think to myself "you know, I'd like vanilla slice". Then I look at what they are selling, and all the pastries are absolutely fucking enormous. I'd be happy with a half, a quarter of one of them. Just seeing these huge slabs of sugar turns me off the idea of having one. Who on earth is buying these monstrously huge pastries? Duh. Monstrously huge women.

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    Re: Dating app on the TV

    I could never keep it hard for a fat woman.
    Perhaps it was just my mind shutting everything down and just saying NO.
    But she's nice! NO.
    Be she gave you a nice blowjob! NO.
    But she's got a nice personality! NO.

    NO! NO! NO!

    My dick just said NO, and that's that. You can't argue with a dick, trust me I am one.
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    Re: Dating app on the TV

    Quote Originally Posted by Insidious_Sid View Post
    I could never keep it hard for a fat woman.
    Think BIO-DIESEL! You'll get the erection of a lifetime! Works for me!

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    Re: Dating app on the TV

    There was a dating site ad on TV about some single mother who found a beta-cuck to love her and her kid as his own. Real-Man ®.

    Another was for a diamond ring - where the whore's kid suggests to his beta-cuck-step-dad-to-be to put a ring on it.

    The gynocentric hell is ruthless to a man so unaware of any lack of justice that permeates in our culture.
    learning to write my destiny, with the ink of my own actions

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    Re: Dating app on the TV

    Quote Originally Posted by FrankS View Post
    The women at my office get a cake for every occasion. Its the LARGE Costco cakes, all sugar and cream. I work outside, and they buy a cake on my birthday. They will save one piece for me, and when I refuse it, they fight over it.

    I think Feminism made women depressed, so they take meds and eat. Whats their life after 30? Its cats in cubicles fighting each other and gossiping until they are 67
    That freedom they gained means they resort to destructive behaviors. And the gossiping becomes worse when they retire at 67 and after because that is all they do in retirement homes.

    There is a reason why older men in retirement homes want to be left alone and isolated. But that isolation comes with a heavy price for those men.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyaku Shiki View Post
    thin girls become fat girls once the ring is on.
    The engagement ring that is, downhill from there. Trust me.


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