Thread: Captain Marvel (no, not that one, the other one), and post-wall women's impossibly high standards

Decades before Marvel Comics decided to gender reassign Captain Marvel from an alien warrior to an angry lesbian, there was another comic book character with that title. He was a pre-teen boy who was given the power to transform himself into a super being by an ancient wizard. When he recited the anagram "Shazam!" he would be granted the powers of the following entities.

S - for the wisdom of Solomon
H - for the strength of Hercules
A - for the stamina of Atlas
Z - for the power of Zeus
A - for the courage of Achilles (which would include invulnerability from ancient mythology)
M - for the speed of Mercury (and, by extension, the power to fly)

After finding out what kind of man Western women are looking for, I came to the conclusion that they, too seek a super being. They are seeking a man who has

S - the Size of John C. Holmes
H - the Handsome looks of movie star
A - the Acclaim of a celebrity, preferably a politically correct one
Z - an affinity for Zaftig women
A - the Athletic body and height of a basketball player
M - the Money of Jeff Bezos

This ubermensch would not fly around in tights and a cape.

No, his version of a "Batmobile" could be something a pedestrian as a stretch limousine that was followed by a convoy of paparazzi. Loose $100 bills would occasionally flutter out of his open back window. He could "holla" at women walking down the street, who would either blush, swoon, or beg for a selfie with him, even though his garden hose length member was dangling out of the open sun roof and flapping against the roof of the limo when it reached highway speeds.

Originally Posted by sam luis obispo

Decades before Marvel Comics decided to gender reassign Captain Marvel from an alien warrior to an angry lesbian, there was another comic book character with that title. He was a pre-teen boy who was given the power to transform himself into a super being by an ancient wizard. When he recited the anagram "Shazam!" he would be granted the powers of the following entities.

S - for the wisdom of Solomon
H - for the strength of Hercules
A - for the stamina of Atlas
Z - for the power of Zeus
A - for the courage of Achilles (which would include invulnerability from ancient mythology)
M - for the speed of Mercury (and, by extension, the power to fly)

After finding out what kind of man Western women are looking for, I came to the conclusion that they, too seek a super being. They are seeking a man who has

S - the Size of John C. Holmes
H - the Handsome looks of movie star
A - the Acclaim of a celebrity, preferably a politically correct one
Z - an affinity for Zaftig women
A - the Athletic body and height of a basketball player
M - the Money of Jeff Bezos

This ubermensch would not fly around in tights and a cape.

No, his version of a "Batmobile" could be something a pedestrian as a stretch limousine that was followed by a convoy of paparazzi. Loose $100 bills would occasionally flutter out of his open back window. He could "holla" at women walking down the street, who would either blush, swoon, or beg for a selfie with him, even though his garden hose length member was dangling out of the open sun roof and flapping against the roof of the limo when it reached highway speeds.

MGTOW Shazam:

S - Single and staying that way!
H - Having a great life!
A - Fkn-A!
Z - The last letter of what we drive!
A - Fkn-A! Cause we can have two if we want!
M - Master.

Originally Posted by sam luis obispo

even though his garden hose length member was dangling out of the open sun roof and flapping against the roof of the limo when it reached highway speeds.

LOL

Originally Posted by mgtower

MGTOW Shazam:

S - Single and staying that way!
H - Having a great life!
A - Fkn-A!
Z - The last letter of what we drive!
A - Fkn-A! Cause we can have two if we want!
M - Master.

Fkn-A right!

You guys make me laugh!

That reminds me of Dat frog curtis.

Hose member.
Black dynamite

Most women don't care about that stuff. Though you would get that impression if you watch Kevin Samuels. Or tune into the degenerate media which is not real but exists to shape your mind.

No, what most women want is a man they can control and who lets them be themselves without any accountability. Basically a clueless slave they can use and toss out whenever they want, and who isn't a aware of what they get upto. That is security and peace of mind for a wamen.

I prefer to take my analysis of what women want from reality around me, not the type of skanks calling in to 'image consultants'.