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    Captain Marvel (no, not that one, the other one), and post-wall women's impossibly high standards

    Decades before Marvel Comics decided to gender reassign Captain Marvel from an alien warrior to an angry lesbian, there was another comic book character with that title. He was a pre-teen boy who was given the power to transform himself into a super being by an ancient wizard. When he recited the anagram "Shazam!" he would be granted the powers of the following entities.

    S - for the wisdom of Solomon
    H - for the strength of Hercules
    A - for the stamina of Atlas
    Z - for the
    power of Zeus
    A - for the courage of Achilles (which would include invulnerability from ancient mythology)
    M - for the speed of Mercury (and, by extension, the
    power to fly)

    After finding out what kind of man Western women are looking for, I came to the conclusion that they, too seek a super being. They are seeking a man who has

    S - the Size of John C. Holmes
    H - the Handsome looks of movie star
    A - the Acclaim of a celebrity, preferably a politically correct one
    Z - an affinity for Zaftig women

    A - the Athletic body and height of a basketball player
    M - the Money of Jeff Bezos

    This ubermensch would not fly around in tights and a cape.

    No, his version of a "Batmobile" could be something a pedestrian as a stretch limousine that was followed by a convoy of paparazzi. Loose $100 bills would occasionally flutter out of his open back window. He could "holla" at women walking down the street, who would either blush, swoon, or beg for a selfie with him, even though his garden hose length member was dangling out of the open sun roof and flapping against the roof of the limo when it reached highway speeds.




    An escort is a woman you occasionally financially support only when she has sex with you.

    A date is a woman you occasionally financially support in the hope she will have sex with you.

    A wife is a woman you constantly financially support even when she is not having sex with you.

    An ex-wife is a woman you constantly financially support with alimony so she can have sex......with someone else.

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    Re: Captain Marvel (no, not that one, the other one), and post-wall women's impossibly high standards

    Quote Originally Posted by sam luis obispo View Post
    Decades before Marvel Comics decided to gender reassign Captain Marvel from an alien warrior to an angry lesbian, there was another comic book character with that title. He was a pre-teen boy who was given the power to transform himself into a super being by an ancient wizard. When he recited the anagram "Shazam!" he would be granted the powers of the following entities.

    S - for the wisdom of Solomon
    H - for the strength of Hercules
    A - for the stamina of Atlas
    Z - for the
    power of Zeus
    A - for the courage of Achilles (which would include invulnerability from ancient mythology)
    M - for the speed of Mercury (and, by extension, the
    power to fly)

    After finding out what kind of man Western women are looking for, I came to the conclusion that they, too seek a super being. They are seeking a man who has

    S - the Size of John C. Holmes
    H - the Handsome looks of movie star
    A - the Acclaim of a celebrity, preferably a politically correct one
    Z - an affinity for Zaftig women

    A - the Athletic body and height of a basketball player
    M - the Money of Jeff Bezos

    This ubermensch would not fly around in tights and a cape.

    No, his version of a "Batmobile" could be something a pedestrian as a stretch limousine that was followed by a convoy of paparazzi. Loose $100 bills would occasionally flutter out of his open back window. He could "holla" at women walking down the street, who would either blush, swoon, or beg for a selfie with him, even though his garden hose length member was dangling out of the open sun roof and flapping against the roof of the limo when it reached highway speeds.




    MGTOW Shazam:

    S - Single and staying that way!
    H - Having a great life!
    A - Fkn-A!
    Z - The last letter of what we drive!

    A - Fkn-A! Cause we can have two if we want!
    M - Master.
    United we stand, divided we are.

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    Re: Captain Marvel (no, not that one, the other one), and post-wall women's impossibly high standards

    Quote Originally Posted by sam luis obispo View Post
    even though his garden hose length member was dangling out of the open sun roof and flapping against the roof of the limo when it reached highway speeds.
    LOL


    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    MGTOW Shazam:

    S - Single and staying that way!
    H - Having a great life!
    A - Fkn-A!
    Z - The last letter of what we drive!

    A - Fkn-A! Cause we can have two if we want!
    M - Master.
    Fkn-A right!

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    Re: Captain Marvel (no, not that one, the other one), and post-wall women's impossibly high standards

    That reminds me of Dat frog curtis.

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    Re: Captain Marvel (no, not that one, the other one), and post-wall women's impossibly high standards

    Most women don't care about that stuff. Though you would get that impression if you watch Kevin Samuels. Or tune into the degenerate media which is not real but exists to shape your mind.

    No, what most women want is a man they can control and who lets them be themselves without any accountability. Basically a clueless slave they can use and toss out whenever they want, and who isn't a aware of what they get upto. That is security and peace of mind for a wamen.

    I prefer to take my analysis of what women want from reality around me, not the type of skanks calling in to 'image consultants'.
    Slaves can only dream, free men live their dreams.


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