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    Captain Feed-A-Ho No More! Post Wall Matchmakers Explain Why They H@te Coffee Dates

    Amusing video of men attempting to avoid "foodie calls" where women come to stuff their faces then run off asap . . . All buffet, no sex is the goal!



    Comments: Just so I have this straight. A woman can demand a “sexy” date but a man can’t demand sex after the sexy date. Go figure.

    I was doing coffee dates 15 years ago. I encountered so many women using decade old pics on their profiles and chronically misrepresenting themselves, that I refused a serious date until I saw exactly what they looked like in person.
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    Re: Captain Feed-A-Ho No More! Post Wall Matchmakers Explain Why They H@te Coffee Dates

    I do coffee dates too. But I'm the only one showing up because I'm the only one invited.

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    Re: Captain Feed-A-Ho No More! Post Wall Matchmakers Explain Why They H@te Coffee Dates

    Solo coffee dates are so much fun,
    I like ice vanilla lattes!

    What's everyone favorite type of coffee?

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    Re: Captain Feed-A-Ho No More! Post Wall Matchmakers Explain Why They H@te Coffee Dates

    Columbian Arabica, lightly roasted, it's my god in the morning! Like a junkie getting his fix!

    Flavored coffee sucks, unless it's coffee beans coated with chocolate then it's okay.

    Flavored coffee mistakes on my orders became so common I stopped buying takeout, if I don't smell it first, after the first sip I throw it away, not nice when a caffeinaddict needs his FIX!
    In the beginning, it only ate men, now it's coming for the women and children, and nothing can stop it.

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    Re: Captain Feed-A-Ho No More! Post Wall Matchmakers Explain Why They H@te Coffee Dates

    I love bringing myself on coffee date. Mostly in the summer time. Sometime it gives me an excuse to ride my 400lbs 4feet japanese "wife" there. I'll go anytime for cold mocha with breakfast poutine.

    If anyone doesnt want to join, not worth my time.

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    Re: Captain Feed-A-Ho No More! Post Wall Matchmakers Explain Why They H@te Coffee Dates

    Quote Originally Posted by KanedaPills666 View Post
    I love bringing myself on coffee date. Mostly in the summer time. Sometime it gives me an excuse to ride my 400lbs 4feet japanese "wife" there. I'll go anytime for cold mocha with breakfast poutine.

    If anyone doesnt want to join, not worth my time.
    LOL!


    In the beginning, it only ate men, now it's coming for the women and children, and nothing can stop it.

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    Re: Captain Feed-A-Ho No More! Post Wall Matchmakers Explain Why They H@te Coffee Dates

    XD
    I call my motorcycle my 400lbs 4feet japanese "wife"

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    Re: Captain Feed-A-Ho No More! Post Wall Matchmakers Explain Why They H@te Coffee Dates

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    LOL!


    Now there's a face I could stick to the window!

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    Re: Captain Feed-A-Ho No More! Post Wall Matchmakers Explain Why They H@te Coffee Dates

    Quote Originally Posted by Spooky View Post
    Now there's a face I could stick to the window!
    She'd eat that window too!

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    Re: Captain Feed-A-Ho No More! Post Wall Matchmakers Explain Why They H@te Coffee Dates

    Ah, I see the gentlemen found a picture of the extremely rare Asian pot-bellied pig which eats calmly in his natural habitat. You can tell that it's pretty young because its fingers still can hold little food bits - this unfortunately will no longer be possible in what we call the late stage of its evolution.

    It's always a pleasure to learn from such sophisticated biologists like mgtower.

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    Re: Captain Feed-A-Ho No More! Post Wall Matchmakers Explain Why They H@te Coffee Dates

    You guys have all the empathy and sympathy of an animal eating another animal!
    In the beginning, it only ate men, now it's coming for the women and children, and nothing can stop it.

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    Re: Captain Feed-A-Ho No More! Post Wall Matchmakers Explain Why They H@te Coffee Dates

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    LOL!


    "It's not my fault that I'm over weight. It's a genetic thing and it runs in my family."

    "Darling, NOBODY runs in your family."


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