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    Buy stocks in Ice Cream companies

    So I was buying stuff I needed at the grocery store. Next to me was a fat post wall woman. She was in sweat pants and she looked like she just rolled out of bed at 9 pm. She bought 1 item. A gallon of ice cream.

    It was Friday night and I saw restaurant near me was full. The street were packed with cars. Then I remembered. Of course, it's Valentines day. The woman at the store was going to eat a ton of ice cream because she was not married.

    MGTOWs recommend you buy stocks in cat food companies because all the future cat ladies. Don't forget ice cream stocks. LOL.
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    Senior Member Jackal's Avatar
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    Re: Buy stocks in Ice Cream companies

    Maybe we should make a call to JP Morgan and work togheter on a spinster ETF made of cat food companies, boxed wine, ice cream, choccolate and some antidepressant involved big pharma.

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    Re: Buy stocks in Ice Cream companies

    There's something real gross about 300 lb. women eating directly from a box of ice cream, I think it's because we know she's gonna eat the whole damn thing!

    The ones that eat it with cake and cookies really make me sick! Just throw some high fructose imitation chocolate syrup in the mix and you have the average American women!

    After all, you are what you eat!

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    Re: Buy stocks in Ice Cream companies

    Quote Originally Posted by Jackal View Post
    Maybe we should make a call to JP Morgan and work togheter on a spinster ETF made of cat food companies, boxed wine, ice cream, choccolate and some antidepressant involved big pharma.
    You forgot dildos.
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