Yes, I know I shouldn't do shit like this, but sometimes I just can't resist fucking with feminists' heads. I had responded to the typical whiny feminist shit about men supposedly being shallow for wanting young and attractive women, and not some dried up and bitter old hag.
I told her that actress Anya Taylor-Joy is now the rage and that every man wants her. I said that she's the number one most desired woman in the world, and that every man who's with someone else is settling for second best. I claimed that women are obligated to diet, to get liposuction, to exercise like maniacs, and to get cosmetic surgery in order to look as much like Taylor-Joy as possible. I said that women who can't afford the expensive surgery should wear silicone masks and wigs of Taylor-Joy, because she's the only one whom men really want. Somehow I kept a straight face.
The feminist, of course, went completely apeshit, saying that that was superficial and it was a terrible sexualization of woman, and all the normal clichés. I told her she was just bitter over her inferiority to Taylor-Joy, and offered to help her find a silicone mask of her. I told her it was her obligation as a woman to make herself as much like Taylor-Joy to help men be happy. She did not like that at all.
What she couldn't grasp was that I was actually making fun of her and women like her. I was satirizing the 80/20 rule, which nowadays is more like the 95/5 rule. If men did the 80/20 rule and then the 95/5 one and kept getting more and more picky, we would eventually all want the same woman and no one else.
So this fat pig feminist had no idea that the behavior I was describing was actually an exaggeration of women's behavior. I said, “It's what men want that's important. If we all want Anya Taylor-Joy, then it's your obligation as a woman to make yourself look as much like her as possible, and to walk and talk exactly like her, and to let us call you 'Anya'.” She looked at me like I was crazy. She had total disconnect that I was making fun of women going after only men who are 6 ft 2, have six-pack abs, and earn six figures. That's basically something like one fifth of one percent of the male population. They might as well all just go after the same dude.
It's hilarious to see a feminist with her feathers all ruffled over a satire of women's behavior and not even know it.