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    How To Pass A Pregnancy Scare Shit Test -- Chateau Heartiste

    nuke the phone from orbit

    Superb alpha frame. Mucho lulzo. But not very effective. There’s really only one way to pass a pregnancy shit test.
    Disappear.

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    Re: How To Pass A Pregnancy Scare Shit Test -- Chateau Heartiste

    I actually did this one when The One tried to reel me back in...After about 10 attempts from her, and flawless execution by me, it worked, until she got smarter...

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    Re: How To Pass A Pregnancy Scare Shit Test -- Chateau Heartiste

    No one should be scared of pregnancy scares, especially if you've had a vasectomy done. If you are in an LTR and she acquires a positive pregnancy test, first of all re-check to confirm, then if it ends up being true and you know it's not your fault or you're not sure (if you didn't have your vasectomy done):move out of the country for a year-two-three.

    • Wipe clean all bank accounts
    • Sell your assets ASAP, including your car and your house
    • Sell them at lower prices so that you could break even or take a small loss to get rid quick of them
    • Do anything to no be connected in any way to anything in the country, leave no loose ends
    • Move out of the country for a year-two-three, find something to work in the Middle East or Asia, or rent something very cheap in another country where you have some job prospects based on what you graduated in, and look for work while in the country.
    • Contact expat forums to ease your job searching and find tips and tricks to living where you are/will be.

    Better live in relative hardship than get locked to pay 18-21 years for something who might or might not be related to you, as well as going to lose by default 1/2 of your assets and money to a scum.
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    Re: How To Pass A Pregnancy Scare Shit Test -- Chateau Heartiste

    Well, the only right way if you want ot avoid "responsibility" is to actually be extremely enthusiastic about the news, start talking about your future and how much you love her even more now (act like a complete "nice guy"), how happy you are to see the baby ultrasound in about 6 months...

    If she is just shit testing you, she'll dissapear (good for you) if it's true it gives you enough time to sell all your stuff and protect your assets, before disappearing. If you ignore her or disappear right from the bat, she will definitely start a legal chase.

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    Re: How To Pass A Pregnancy Scare Shit Test -- Chateau Heartiste

    Quote Originally Posted by quasar View Post
    Well, the only right way if you want ot avoid "responsibility" is to actually be extremely enthusiastic about the news, start talking about your future and how much you love her even more now (act like a complete "nice guy"), how happy you are to see the baby ultrasound in about 6 months...

    If she is just shit testing you, she'll dissapear (good for you) if it's true it gives you enough time to sell all your stuff and protect your assets, before disappearing. If you ignore her or disappear right from the bat, she will definitely start a legal chase.
    Right on, but this only happens if you as a guy are sure that there are no means of getting her pregnant (use a condom every time, vasectomy).
    Also, you missed a set of lies that women are more than eager to use: after a few months, like 3-4-5 when things should become visible and aren't, it's logical to ask a question about pregnancy. She then says she had an abortion or miscarried. Obviously, she dodges the shit that should come to her if after the time when things should look like they happen, with the above choice of lies.

    Lastly, there is another thing not considered: what if she got pregnant with other guy's kid? You're screwed if you aren't sure that there was no way it was you, but the catch is that in an LTR, couples generally no longer use protection, and/or the contraceptive pills are a woman's responsibility. Since we're all MGTOWs here and we know plenty of stories, it is clear that you can't trust a woman in taking the contraceptive pills, because if she has a kid, you're the one figuratively fucked, not her.
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    Re: How To Pass A Pregnancy Scare Shit Test -- Chateau Heartiste

    Quote Originally Posted by VLazarusC View Post
    No one should be scared of pregnancy scares, especially if you've had a vasectomy done. If you are in an LTR and she acquires a positive pregnancy test, first of all re-check to confirm, then if it ends up being true and you know it's not your fault or you're not sure (if you didn't have your vasectomy done):move out of the country for a year-two-three.

    • Wipe clean all bank accounts
    • Sell your assets ASAP, including your car and your house
    • Sell them at lower prices so that you could break even or take a small loss to get rid quick of them
    • Do anything to no be connected in any way to anything in the country, leave no loose ends
    • Move out of the country for a year-two-three, find something to work in the Middle East or Asia, or rent something very cheap in another country where you have some job prospects based on what you graduated in, and look for work while in the country.
    • Contact expat forums to ease your job searching and find tips and tricks to living where you are/will be.

    Better live in relative hardship than get locked to pay 18-21 years for something who might or might not be related to you, as well as going to lose by default 1/2 of your assets and money to a scum.
    Anyone getting into a relationship with a woman should have an exit strategy. And if you sleep with her, pregnancy can happen. Even with birth control. You shouldn't be using slot C unless you are prepared for that consequence.

    Me? I wanted kids, and I think it's my right to be able to reproduce. I also think it's my right to have them live with me if I'm paying for them. Which they do.

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    Re: How To Pass A Pregnancy Scare Shit Test -- Chateau Heartiste

    Quote Originally Posted by VLazarusC View Post
    No one should be scared of pregnancy scares, especially if you've had a vasectomy done. If you are in an LTR and she acquires a positive pregnancy test, first of all re-check to confirm, then if it ends up being true and you know it's not your fault or you're not sure (if you didn't have your vasectomy done):move out of the country for a year-two-three.

    • Wipe clean all bank accounts
    • Sell your assets ASAP, including your car and your house
    • Sell them at lower prices so that you could break even or take a small loss to get rid quick of them
    • Do anything to no be connected in any way to anything in the country, leave no loose ends
    • Move out of the country for a year-two-three, find something to work in the Middle East or Asia, or rent something very cheap in another country where you have some job prospects based on what you graduated in, and look for work while in the country.
    • Contact expat forums to ease your job searching and find tips and tricks to living where you are/will be.

    Better live in relative hardship than get locked to pay 18-21 years for something who might or might not be related to you, as well as going to lose by default 1/2 of your assets and money to a scum.
    oh fuck all that. Ghost.
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    Re: How To Pass A Pregnancy Scare Shit Test -- Chateau Heartiste

    Quote Originally Posted by jagrmeister View Post
    nuke the phone from orbit

    Superb alpha frame. Mucho lulzo. But not very effective. There’s really only one way to pass a pregnancy shit test.
    Disappear.

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    I just want to say, I LOVE his brazen commitment. He's got moxie lol.
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    Re: How To Pass A Pregnancy Scare Shit Test -- Chateau Heartiste

    Girls use the pregnancy test as a fake way in getting a guy to give them anything. Makes me ill thinking about it.

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    Re: How To Pass A Pregnancy Scare Shit Test -- Chateau Heartiste

    Quote Originally Posted by William Noy View Post
    Me? I wanted kids.
    William,
    Why would you want kids? What are your reasons?

    Attached is an interesting article on fencesitting.
    Fencesitting-e2x.doc

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    Re: How To Pass A Pregnancy Scare Shit Test -- Chateau Heartiste

    Quote Originally Posted by William Noy View Post
    Me? I wanted kids, and I think it's my right to be able to reproduce. I also think it's my right to have them live with me if I'm paying for them. Which they do.
    Mate, it might be your right to reproduce, but every action also has a reaction. I also think that being able to at least have one person to carry on my legacy is my right, but that doesn't mean I'll play Russian Roulette with 6 bullets in and hoping the gun jams; in that case, I'd rather not have a kid and name someone who I see as a mirror of myself instead. There are always alternatives.
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    Re: How To Pass A Pregnancy Scare Shit Test -- Chateau Heartiste

    It is a damned bummer though, isn't it? I too thought I really wanted kids, a son especially. But all the shit that comes with it? I could deal with the crap (literal and figurative) that the kids themselves dish out, I'm sure. But the crap that Cupcake does... No thanks.

    It really sucks when you think about it. The fantasy of supporting and raising a loving family, of eventually having more than one generation of close kin to call your own is a compelling one. Problem is, its just that, a fantasy.

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    Re: How To Pass A Pregnancy Scare Shit Test -- Chateau Heartiste

    Quote Originally Posted by VLazarusC View Post
    Mate, it might be your right to reproduce, but every action also has a reaction. I also think that being able to at least have one person to carry on my legacy is my right, but that doesn't mean I'll play Russian Roulette with 6 bullets in and hoping the gun jams; in that case, I'd rather not have a kid and name someone who I see as a mirror of myself instead. There are always alternatives.
    I'm not saying it's safe, and I'm not saying do it. I'm saying, I wanted kids. Still do (which is good, because I've got some). I'm also saying (as an aside, not necessarily relevant here) that men have a right to reproduce and to be secure in our offspring (and not specifically stating that we've been completely stripped of that right).
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    Re: How To Pass A Pregnancy Scare Shit Test -- Chateau Heartiste

    Quote Originally Posted by Rybak87 View Post
    It is a damned bummer though, isn't it? I too thought I really wanted kids, a son especially. But all the shit that comes with it? I could deal with the crap (literal and figurative) that the kids themselves dish out, I'm sure. But the crap that Cupcake does... No thanks.

    It really sucks when you think about it. The fantasy of supporting and raising a loving family, of eventually having more than one generation of close kin to call your own is a compelling one. Problem is, its just that, a fantasy.
    Again, my circumstance is probably very rare, but if you can avoid the legal (and cupcake) BS, you get out of your family what you put into it. I have a vision, and I work toward it, consciously creating a family culture.
    Last edited by William Noy; June 24, 2014 at 1:24 AM. Reason: forgot cupcake
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    Re: How To Pass A Pregnancy Scare Shit Test -- Chateau Heartiste

    Quote Originally Posted by kev03 View Post
    William,
    Why would you want kids? What are your reasons?

    Attached is an interesting article on fencesitting.
    Fencesitting-e2x.doc
    I see children as a way of expanding my influence into the future and beyond my own life. They are my legacy. My immortality. Bottom line, I like myself, and I wish the world had more people like me in it. So I made some.

    As an aside, women don't know how to act around a guy who wants children and has a very clear vision of what he wants the future to be.
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    Re: How To Pass A Pregnancy Scare Shit Test -- Chateau Heartiste

    Quote Originally Posted by William Noy View Post
    I'm not saying it's safe, and I'm not saying do it. I'm saying, I wanted kids. Still do (which is good, because I've got some). I'm also saying (as an aside, not necessarily relevant here) that men have a right to reproduce and to be secure in our offspring (and not specifically stating that we've been completely stripped of that right).
    I certainly don't see it as "wrong" -- wanting kids is hard-wired into us, I believe, as a product of a billion or more years of sexual reproduction, reaching back AFAWK to the pre-Cambrian muck. Wanting our kids to survive, and to thrive, is probably hard-wired into us too; the timeline for male hominids' involvement in child-raising is probably much shorter (maybe on the order of 100,000 generations), but we certainly want the kids we raise to be our kids and our kin, and what we have to offer toward their development is different from what their mothers offer - and every bit as valuable.

    Sometimes I regret that there is no BeijaFlor Junior to carry forward my name and my genetic legacy. I might have found someone reasonable, back in the 1970s, to marry and raise a brood; Flor and I might be watching our grandchildren grow and mature, on that timeline. But, well, I missed that bus. My choices and their consequences put me outside the OK-To-Marry Corral, and with what I've seen even then and what I know now, I'm content and actually relieved that I dodged that conscription.

    William, I say you're a lucky man, and I mean that in full accord with your signature quote.
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    Re: How To Pass A Pregnancy Scare Shit Test -- Chateau Heartiste

    Quote Originally Posted by BeijaFlor View Post
    William, I say you're a lucky man, and I mean that in full accord with your signature quote.
    Thanks. I hope my luck holds. Everyone says I can breath easy now that the divorce is finished. But I'm not fully relaxed... a LOT more relaxed, but I'm at the legal-action equivalent of DEFCON-4. And I'll remain so until the kids are of age.
    Last edited by William Noy; June 24, 2014 at 2:01 AM. Reason: sp
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