Thread: Tom Leykis' advice pays off

Saw this on .Win and thought it was hilarious and worth a repost here.

Those of you who are familiar with Tom Leykis might remember his advice to pour hot sauce into your used condom, just in case a woman tries to baste herself with it.

Well, here's a news story - an Instagram slut meets with Drake, and they roll in the sheets.

Drake then goes to dispose of his condom, but as a precaution, he pours a packed of hot sauce in it, to 'kill the sperm'.

Moments later, Instagram slut goes to the bathroom, unties the condom and attempts to baste herself with the sperm, because that's what happens when women know you have money and want to try baby-trap you.

Hilarity ensues, and now she wants to sue him for pouring hot sauce in his used condom - Enjoy!

(Link: https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/drak...195322965.html)

Also here's some choice comments from .win:


ChaosKultist2 points1 hour agoConsidering the US had a case of a doctor losing a lawsuit for child support from a whore who inseminated herself with his condom since the cuck judge deemed it was a "gift", she's lucky he didn't use bleach like some other dudes I know.

KlondikeBar4713OP 1 points1 hour ago
Yep. None of this is a new concept. The problem for men is that once the sperm meets the egg... we're fucked. There has been more than 1 case, but 1 was, I think, in Kansas where both the guy and the girl admitted they never had sex, that she gave him a blowjob, he came in her mouth and after she inseminated herself with his sperm. He's on the hook for child support. Technically he gave her the sperm...so, what she did with it is her choice... and his consequence.

Tom Leykis always gives me a good smile of contentment and he stays excellent, as very practical. Hail to the Pope !

The fucking bitch tried to baby trap him. The point is NOT seek sex with women. Because nowadays, women will just fuck you over for baby trapping bullshit. If you're famous, and they know you're famous, women will try all sort of trick.

But Drake's a real Chad, he knew what's he doing. Good on him. But still, he's not mgtow. But he's a bachelor. So he knows what the fuck he's doing when it comes to women. And that is a lessons for all men.

I think Leykis is in the current day and age amusing at best. But is POV's/ advises I see in the time frame when he made them (10-ish years ago?). Nowadays with false rape allegations/ #metoo or i.o.w. witch hunts (guilty until proven innocent) and said sperm jacking IMO the "pump n dump "badasses"" are mere fools, playing with a nuclear bomb. I fail to understand why single men not just either hire a professional sex worker and/ or buy a sex doll.

I still think Drake's actions to pour hot sauces on the used condom, as "to kill the sperm", is a great lesson for all men. Since women nowadays are greedy bitches. I'm most definitely gonna do that.

Thanks for posting this, johnsmith79!!! I learned something new today. Now adding to my knowledge.

By the way, Drake could have just flush the toilet with used condom down the drain. that's another option.

Make no mistake. Drake is from the HOOD. And knows his shit. (or seems to be. I don't know where's he's from, but if he's like most rappers, and singers, he's from the HOOD.)

Good for him. Question, though. Does hot sauce really kill the sperm, or does it just make the woman screech? Is hot sauce actually deadly to sperm, or is this situation more like catching a criminal by planting a glitter bomb in a package he's trying to steal?

I think it's probably easier to flush the condom down the toilet than carry around a bottle of hot sauce with you everywhere. Not a bad idea, though. Glad he stopped her. Sneaky bitch.

It's best to not do sex in the first place, because a woman will screw you over with any opportunity she gets. Wacking off to porn is the best kind of sex there is, because it's safe.

The second I found out about Drake's action I immediately thought back to playing Euro Truck Simulator 2 and listening to his podcasts on Jewtube, and it made me chuckle a lot. Also made me feel nostalgic, so I reckon I'll undust my steering wheel and paddles soon and just listen to good shit while driving a virtual truck!

Originally Posted by Eddie Haskell

Question, though. Does hot sauce really kill the sperm, or does it just make the woman screech? Is hot sauce actually deadly to sperm, or is this situation more like catching a criminal by planting a glitter bomb in a package he's trying to steal?

It makes the women screech, and possibly does kill sperm, if the acidity is high enough. There's a link here (Would Drake’s Alleged Hot Sauce Spermicide Recipe Actually Work? (melmagazine.com), which is written by a woman. The writer believes that the news is a fake, although according to .Win comments, this isn't the first time it has happened to Drake.

Apparently hot sauce isn't suffiently acidic to effectively kill sperm. However if you want to use it as a deterrent here are the ten hottest hot sauces in production.
https://www.delish.com/food/g2732081...st-hot-sauces/

Go nuclear
No prisoners

Originally Posted by ResidentEvil7

It's best to not do sex in the first place, because a woman will screw you over with any opportunity she gets. Wacking off to porn is the best kind of sex there is, because it's safe.

Yeah, but in my experience, wacking off to porn, does wane and wore off the euphoria, and it doesn't just feel good. I feel kind of sad, every time, I jack off to porn, and there's no woman to appreciate. And it does get lonely. So I decide to avoid it, and be monk.

All of my goals that I"m doing currently, creates better type of euphorias, better than women and porn itself. And I actually lost interest in porn. So now my goals, are my top priority.

Originally Posted by johnsmith79

It makes the women screech, and possibly does kill sperm, if the acidity is high enough. There's a link here (Would Drake’s Alleged Hot Sauce Spermicide Recipe Actually Work? (melmagazine.com), which is written by a woman. The writer believes that the news is a fake, although according to .Win comments, this isn't the first time it has happened to Drake.

I will await more definitive research on the spermicidal effectiveness of hot sauce. Where is the funding? We need to stop wasting money on cancer research and address the real issues.

The link says even hydrochloric acid takes 10 minutes to kill the sperm. The good news is our sperm are hardy little fellows, able to survive in hydrochloric acid for 10 minutes. Bad news is a woman could easily retrieve a discarded condom and "baste" herself before the 10 minutes are up. Plus, since the sperm have been damaged, you'd probably be at increased risk for a brain-damaged or otherwise disabled kid -- which is tough on the kid and society.

And if hydrochloric acid takes 10 minutes to kill sperm, imagine how long hot sauce takes. That gives a woman far too long to baste herself. Just flush it.

Originally Posted by Eddie Haskell

I will await more definitive research on the spermicidal effectiveness of hot sauce. Where is the funding? We need to stop wasting money on cancer research and address the real issues.

The link says even hydrochloric acid takes 10 minutes to kill the sperm. The good news is our sperm are hardy little fellows, able to survive in hydrochloric acid for 10 minutes. Bad news is a woman could easily retrieve a discarded condom and "baste" herself before the 10 minutes are up. Plus, since the sperm have been damaged, you'd probably be at increased risk for a brain-damaged or otherwise disabled kid -- which is tough on the kid and society.

And if hydrochloric acid takes 10 minutes to kill sperm, imagine how long hot sauce takes. That gives a woman far too long to baste herself. Just flush it.

Flush the real one, and leave a Carolina Reaper condom in it's place! Otherwise you'll miss all the FUN!

Originally Posted by Eddie Haskell

Good for him. Question, though. Does hot sauce really kill the sperm, or does it just make the woman screech? Is hot sauce actually deadly to sperm, or is this situation more like catching a criminal by planting a glitter bomb in a package he's trying to steal?

I'm thinking the latter. Why would a woman complain about a man pouring hot sauce into his used condom unless she was trying to baby-trap him?

They say you're not supposed to flush used condoms because that could create blockages in the pipes. But hey, if you're at someone else's place, what difference does it make to you, right?

Originally Posted by UnKnownSurviving

I still think Drake's actions to pour hot sauces on the used condom, as "to kill the sperm", is a great lesson for all men. Since women nowadays are greedy bitches. I'm most definitely gonna do that.

Thanks for posting this, johnsmith79!!! I learned something new today. Now adding to my knowledge.

By the way, Drake could have just flush the toilet with used condom down the drain. that's another option.

Make no mistake. Drake is from the HOOD. And knows his shit. (or seems to be. I don't know where's he's from, but if he's like most rappers, and singers, he's from the HOOD.)

I can respond here as I've kept up with pop culture for some time. A few years ago it was outed that Drake had actually gotten a retired porn star pregnant, and had his kid. Drake hid this mostly due to the fact that the kid does not look like him at all. (Drake is half-black, half-Jewish, while the porn star baby momma is French. Kid has blonde hair and blue eyes lol). He even got multiple DNA tests to confirm it was his kid.

He hasn't married the porn star, so I assume they're cross-continental co-parenting, what a fuckin situation. I don't think he ever wants to risk the same thing happening again.

As an aside, Drake isn't really a hood rapper. He grew up middle class in Canada so he's avoided most of the pitfalls that rappers generally get themselves into, but he still fucked up.

This is the face of a man who knows he fucked up.

Yeah. He fucked up. Badly.

Originally Posted by TheSisko

.. Drake hid this mostly due to the fact that the kid does not look like him at all. (Drake is half-black, half-Jewish, while the porn star baby momma is French. Kid has blonde hair and blue eyes lol). He even got multiple DNA tests to confirm it was his kid. ..

What did the DNA test say - that it was his? Surely that can't be his kid! Unless its a freak mutation in the genes, my understanding is that blonde hair blue eyes is a recessive gene, and should not be expressed when both parents have black/brown eyes?

The kid looks nothing like him! My bet is that blonds are her weakness!

Yep, he allegedly did multiple DNA tests because he absolutely didn't believe the kid was his, but it is which is why he openly trots him around now. LOL

Originally Posted by TheSisko

Yep, he allegedly did multiple DNA tests because he absolutely didn't believe the kid was his, but it is which is why he openly trots him around now. LOL

She's lucky it's not 1905 or living in Iran, she'd have two black eyes or buried up to her neck in desert sand!