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    I found my dream girl!

    An old acquaintance of Jim's...
    https://youtu.be/AnERqIVPcWM
    "Don't follow in my footsteps. I stepped in something."

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    Re: I found my dream girl!

    Oooh, she sounds luverly.

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    Re: I found my dream girl!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jackoff View Post
    Oooh, she sounds luverly.
    She gives really good head when she takes out her teeth.
    "Don't follow in my footsteps. I stepped in something."

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    Re: I found my dream girl!

    What he needs to do is find himself a nice Irish colleen.

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    Re: I found my dream girl!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jackoff View Post
    What he needs to do is find himself a nice Irish colleen.

    Good lord! It's as if Gollem from "Lord of the Rings" copulated with Lucky from the Lucky Charms commercials
    In the future there will be robots.

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    Re: I found my dream girl!

    She is right: I can't afford her. Let me total the costs: food, clothing, counseling sessions, shelter, wine, transportation, insurance, medications (psychological and STDs), entertainment, cruises, mortgage, car payment, HER children, shoes, hair stylist, divorce lawyers, alimony, child support, pet support, etc. And this does not even account for the opportunity costs.

    Toss in the risk of character assassination and false arrest and I would be first in line! /sarc
    No.


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