This might sound extreme but if you undergo plastic surgery, that is to say cut your face apart with a knife, in order to look different, you are of...
Those dudes that get up in the night to eat, spray themselves orange and squeeze their hotdog bodies into tiny fluorescent thongs.. are feckin daft!...
In one of my office jobs I had three girls attempt to monkey branch to me. Flirting heavily on work nights out and hinting they would get with me. I...