You got it all wrong! They're floaters, ya need to fasten them to the side like airbags for extra ballast! They'd use them on submarines if only they...
If you call a sink full of dishes, piles of dirty laundry, trash and litter everywhere, "housework", then we should hand them back their cars with no...
One guy says he gets a ping pong ball and starts bouncing it off a door or wall where his new friend hangs out. Ignore the cat and just play with the...