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    Vagina dress....really???

    Was surfin' the other day, and found the newest fashion trend, the "Vagina Dress". Sorry, but yes, it got my attention. The new fangled stuff they got today. It's a dress with two slits in the front, one on each side of a woman's pest hole. They wear a spring loaded panty that clamps on to keep stuff from falling out, or off. Yes one gets a good view of the woman's vulva as she struts by. One of the flicks looked like the wearer had shaven, about four days prior. Nasty.
    Now that they are going to be leaving snail tracks on the seats at McDonald's, I suppose one will nee to have a squee-gee on hand.

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    Re: Vagina dress....really???

    Might as well put a dress on a vagina. Its what you are really taking on a date after all......

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    Re: Vagina dress....really???

    Are these what your talking about or something else?

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    Re: Vagina dress....really???

    Two thread to follow here.

    1 - Fuck me, they are getting desperate. 'Nuff said.

    2 - This is what women do when they win the culture wars, when they are so unassailable that they can literally walk around dressed as a vagina, or with skirts slit to the waist. When men wi the culture wars, we build cities, raise families. Women do this.

    Female life, culture, female artistic vision occupies a tight little orbit around the female body. They can't imagine anything higher. Looking at these photos, one cant help but conclude that Shopenhauer was mostly right.

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    Re: Vagina dress....really???

    I wonder if they realize just how stupid they look in what I coin "diaper dress".

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    Re: Vagina dress....really???

    And here I thought flashing your genitals about was considered illegal in most places... what's the term again. "Indecent Exposure"?
    Meh. Don't care. Seen it before, nothing special. Just make sure that shit's washed so it won't stink up the place.
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    Re: Vagina dress....really???

    I think the question we are all wondering is how much per hour?

    In all seriousness have some self respect. You don't have to dress like a prostitute to 'achieve' equality or mens attention, or whatever it is your looking for.

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    Re: Vagina dress....really???

    Are these the same sloots that complain about unwanted attention? I suppose some man held a gun to their head to make them put that dress on so they could be subjugated.

    Many here have stated that the thirst is real. I think it goes both ways. These dresses show exactly what females thirst for: attention and resources.

    Just walk the fuck away.

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    Re: Vagina dress....really???

    Even Guido in the middle looks like a total fucking douche bag with the unbuttoned shirt, he fits in perfectly!

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    Re: Vagina dress....really???

    Whoever finds the first pic of some tatted out fatty from Mississippi wearing one of these, please post it.

    Guido seems as if he's never seen a vagina in his life. The best action would be to set one's ignore filter to maximum.
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    Re: Vagina dress....really???

    The Donkeys sure to be on it. Where's the unlike button?

    This kind a shit makes me glad I'm old. Thare she blows!
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    Re: Vagina dress....really???

    At least Miss Purple has got something covering hers. Miss Orange is completely open to the elements.

    Don't get me wrong - I absolutely appreciate female nudity...the more the better if you ask me - but only in the right context. It's a strange, strange thing is public nudity. If you had either of those two butt naked in your bed, you'd be chuffed to bits....but seeing public nudity doesn't have the same effect somehow.

    That's why, for us Europeans, seeing women's tits on the beach isn't exiting in the slightest - but if the same women got them out for you in the toilets at work, it'd be great.

    Do you remember that thing the 'celebrities' were doing a few years back? Getting their vagina's 'accidentally' photographed whilst getting out of cars. There were several of them at it and it became a bit of a trend where they'd all be wearing no panties. Deliberate as anything. Brittney and Paris et al.

    This is when Brittney was hot. Most men, if asked if they wanted to see her snatch, would have jumped at the opportunity. What a disappointment when the photo's came out. Total anti-climax.

    It looked like a sideways photo of Grampa Simpsons mouth.


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    Re: Vagina dress....really???

    Just one more thing we aren't supposed to look at. It's kinda funny tho, the more they bitch, the less they wear. I know this will go against the anti body shaming stuff, but only certain women can wear something like this. Can you imagine the land whales at Walmart?? How about a "Natural Woman" with hairy legs and a bush the size of a basket ball. Next thing ya know, they will be taking a dump in the parking lot.....
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    Re: Vagina dress....really???

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    It looked like a sideways photo of Grampa Simpsons mouth.
    Because that's what they do indeed look like. Genitals ain't really the most aesthetic things in the world: they are mostly functional. Women - perhaps rightly - find it puzzling why men are so obsessed with seeing pictures of 'em. It's hormones. It's brain wiring. It's physical. Most of all, it's contextual. Casting your gaze upon a woman's secrets is sexy mostly when the secrets are indeed secrets, and women understand this perfectly well.

    So given that they understand this perfectly well, why these dresses? These dresses are gay men and women who hate men having a laugh at the expense of heterosexual (aka: 90% of) males. They are a joke, a joke poking fun at men. "You wanna see some pussy? Well: here's some pussy! Whaddaya think of that? Yeah, that's what I thought. Fuck you."

    Well, fuck you. Fuck you, and go get a job.

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    Re: Vagina dress....really???

    A different sort of vagina dress:

    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/F..._StyleNite.jpg


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    Re: Vagina dress....really???

    See,...if you ever do take a girl on a pik-nik.......make sure she wears that so the gnats stay out of your face.....while you eat!

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    Re: Vagina dress....really???

    If a guy wore a dress like that he'd get arrested. I'll bet the picture would make the front page, though.
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    Re: Vagina dress....really???

    Quote Originally Posted by Joetech View Post
    If a guy wore a dress like that he'd get arrested. I'll bet the picture would make the front page, though.
    No way! Law enforcement would hesitate in fear of a civil rights law suite! Believe me, being on the eastern seaboard I've seen every walking public freak-show imaginable! I've gotta get out more often, but that's hundreds to thousands of miles away depending which way I go. Lets just say I have an LZ for giant meteor that's second to none!


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