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    [Satire] Bolton Argues War With Iran Only Way To Avenge Americans Killed In Upcoming War With Iran

    "WASHINGTON—Addressing the future casualties in a somber and often-emotional press conference, John Bolton told reporters Thursday that a war with Iran was the only way to avenge Americans killed in an upcoming war with Iran. “Sadly, I believe direct military conflict with Iran is the only suitable response for the heartbreaking deaths of our troops in that upcoming military conflict,” said the national security advisor, noting that only by launching a ground invasion of the Islamic Republic could he ensure the thousands of U.S. troops who will perish in that ground invasion will not perish in vain. “It would be a dishonor to everything our brave men and women will sacrifice if we fail to send them into battle to retaliate for their eventual deaths. Then, and only then, can we truly close the book on this impending tragedy.” Bolton also announced plans to issue 15 preemptive Medals of Honor to military spouses who will be widowed after losing their husbands in the 2021 Battle of Tehran. Satire? You (the cannon fodder) decide!

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    Re: [Satire] Bolton Argues War With Iran Only Way To Avenge Americans Killed In Upcoming War With Iran

    It's funny. But what a pity that there's no recognition whatever that the thousands of Iranian civilians that John Bolton is planning to kill matter in the slightest.

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