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    Porch Pirates Beware: This angry inventor has a special gift for package thieves: Revenge

    The more time and money Jaireme Barrow spent to keep people from swiping packages off his front porch, the angrier he got.


    He’d show police in Tacoma, Wash., crystal-clear surveillance video of porch pirates strolling onto his front yard and then making off with what he could only assume were the Jeep parts and electronics he’d paid for. But there were never any arrests.


    Then, the 34-year-old had an explosive idea. (Boobytrap empty Amazon boxes)


    With that, TheBlankBox was born.


    Although Barrow has been tinkering with his device for nearly a year, interest has peaked this month, as Americans increasingly turn to the Internet to buy presents for the people they love but face the added worry that their gifts somehow won’t make it . . .


    The nondescript dummy box is placed in plain sight. When an unsuspecting thief lifts it, a 12-gauge shotgun blank goes off.


    A video surveillance system like Barrow’s — installed to shame thieves and capture their startled reactions for YouTube — is not included.
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    Re: Porch Pirates Beware: This angry inventor has a special gift for package thieves: Revenge

    Arrest for 'reckless endangerment' or 'causing distress and alarm' - or some other such trumped-up BS charge - in...3...2...1
    A gun-toting, weed-smoking, gray-bearded redneck with a Masters - old and dangerous.

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    Re: Porch Pirates Beware: This angry inventor has a special gift for package thieves: Revenge

    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Willers View Post
    Arrest for 'reckless endangerment' or 'causing distress and alarm' - or some other such trumped-up BS charge - in...3...2...1
    Sadly we live in a retarded society.

    Also .. why use "blanks" anyway. Trash that steals from others peoples porches should be taken out.
    Nothing saves the taxpayer more money than dead criminals.

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    Re: Porch Pirates Beware: This angry inventor has a special gift for package thieves: Revenge

    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyAustrian View Post
    Sadly we live in a retarded society.

    Also .. why use "blanks" anyway. Trash that steals from others peoples porches should be taken out.
    Nothing saves the taxpayer more money than dead criminals.
    I hear cops refer to bad guys taking each other out as "a self cleaning oven."


    Guess you could leave yourself a box of something nasty and pitch it if nobody bites. But shipping your stuff someplace safe is better.
    There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.

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    Re: Porch Pirates Beware: This angry inventor has a special gift for package thieves: Revenge

    Someone did a hit and run on our mailbox recently. Read a funny story that, when sommeone was hitting the neighborhood mailboxes with a baseball bat, a guy put out a decoy mailbox filled with concrete. Broke the debaucher's shoulder. Love that revenge.

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    Re: Porch Pirates Beware: This angry inventor has a special gift for package thieves: Revenge

    A couple of drunk kids had their moms car once. Probably hit the first box by accident, but it was so much fun they clobbered a few dozen more on the way home. Not much left of moms car or the mailbox's.

    While mom was pissed, it was nothing compared to all those old timers with busted mailbox's. Had Adolph Hitler returned to life, he'd a been more popular that these two idiots. they had to replace them all.
    There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.


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