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    Haunted House and THOTS...

    Okay, so... I used to work a Haunted House. A friend got me into it, and OMG is it fun!! It was a charity, all proceeds went to Toys for Tots, a charity that makes sure kids get *something for Christmas*... To be honest, the production cost were so high, that only a few hundred bucks went to that charity... But anything is better than nothing..

    My first year, I was just a performer. There was a room full of hanging corpses.. We built them ourselves, because the professional models are very expensive. They were clothes from Goodwill, stuffed with straw, drenched in red paint, and wrapped in plastic... We were pretty cool, to be honest.

    So in this room, I stood in a shadowed recess... I would wait until the group was halfway through, take a big drink of fake blood (we made it with cochoa powder) hit the strobe light, then come out shrieking and spewing blood all over the room. I was shirtless, wrapped in plastic, and I found and old white shirt and pulled it super-tight over my face. It was very difficult to see, but all I needed to know was *where they were*...

    I dragged my sword (an over-sized kukri) across the ground at their feet... Found a woman at the middle of the group, and shrieked Cthulhuian language at them... It was magnificent. They screamed so loudly, clung to their men... I'm quite certain I got alot of guys laid.

    And then the Sorority-Girls came. It was a college town, so there were Thots everywhere... And one time, a nice gaggle came through my door..

    Every one of them was bottle-blonde, every one of them was very well dressed, wearing $200 shoes to a Haunted House in the basement of an old factory.. Every single one of them would have turned me down... I knew this withing 0.66 seconds of seeing them. And true to form, I let them get halfway through the room, and struck in the middle...

    ABSOLUTE PANIC!

    They totally lost their shit. They were shreaking at the top of their lungs, taking cover by pushing the fat girl toward me.. One of them literally climbed the pipes up the wall and was hanging from the ceiling, another was try to punch through a reinforced window... It was amazing. And then Grandma stepped in. A Den-Mother was with them, a little-old Grey Haired lady... She commanded me to stop.

    So I drove my sword into the concrete, tapped my foot most impatiently, and uttered: "What?" It was hard.. I dearly wanted to bow to her, but I maintained "frame"... She asked how much more of this was there... I told her "Oh, yes... It gets MUCH BETTER... She declared that they wanted to leave, and I showed Her the way out.. Three of them had wet their pants...

    It was so hard not to bow to her... I was raised to be a Submissive. She was very old, very strong... It hurt not to worship her... But oh my gods, those dirty little THOTS were terrified. Like a fine wine...

    The Next Year: I worked on design... The guy who ran the haunted house was very proud of me... He hired artists to build it. And we went wild. We fucked that shit up. I wrote scripts for the more talented actors, built Cthulhian props, made it my own place. We all did. There was this one kid, a sweet boy who cut himself alot... He was a genius... I hope He's doing well, now. He hired a sculptor who built a Hellraiser type room.. It was incredible.

    We built a demonic throne so beautiful that some loser called the cops. We found a submissive who stripped in a cage, two twins that dressed as dolls and beat each other with whips.. It was sexual perverted Heaven...

    (There was alot of fucking)

    We found this mean, ugly redneck... He was a genius in his own way... And he was so fucking cool, bringing redneck mythology to our SJW world. He kept us honest. Gods bless him...

    So I had pledged myself to build this Haunted House in 2001... The night before construction was to begin...

    We were drinking hard, smoking three bowls of 90's weed... Flipping throw channels... And the only interesting thing on was TV movie, from NBC.. about the 1993 truck-bombing of the World Trade Center. It was incredibly weak, starring the NBC stable of actors.. Fran fucking Dresher was in this movie...

    I got stoned, fucked my girlfriend through the floor, and went to sleep...

    At 8.30am, the next morning, she woke me up and said "They are blowing up the World Trade Center again"...

    It was 9/11... I was hungover, still drunk, and Everything Changed... Also, we were to begin construction of the Haunted House that exact day...

    So I did... I spent the next month underground, with no radio reception. I only heard the news when I went out to have a smoke, and that was rare.. We worked like hell on that Haunted House... We toiled for hours, because we loved fear.. We wanted to fuck people up hard...

    So... I hid from 9/11...

    So they gave me a project... A Serial-Killer room. They gave me a stack of Women's magazines, a few Christmas lights, and a cheap lattice... I hung the lattice from the ceiling with wire. I covered the lattice with the most slutty pictures I could find... And every so often.. a picture of a young boy... I was making a statement...

    When I came back the next day... I saw, painted on the floor: Bad Mom's = Bad Boys 1 by 1...

    My girlfriend utterly hated it.. She said it was wrong, and that I should scrub it clean.. She didn't get what she wanted...

    The boss of the Haunted house, who was an utter bastard... One day he showed me a big fucking spliff, and asked if I would like to come smoke with him. So we did... we smoked this massive joint, and in time, he explained (to a couple of dumb sluts that he had brang with him) about how hard it was to be a Boss... how you have to be mean and hateful just to get things done, and Enter your Dick-space... I knew that he was explaining it to me, despite the fact that he was talking to the sluts.

    20 year later, He showed up in the hotel I was working... I literally hacked the system to get him an $80 discount... He is a good man, and a good friend...

    So.. if you want to inflict terror upon Women... Volunteer for your local Haunted House. It's super fun, and they will scream...

    #justsayin
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    Re: Haunted House and THOTS...

    Like all charities they are only there to collect themselves a pay check and if anything is left not stolen then it goes to kids maybe
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    Re: Haunted House and THOTS...

    Quote Originally Posted by Alik Sakharov View Post
    Like all charities they are only there to collect themselves a pay check and if anything is left not stolen then it goes to kids maybe

    Not ALL charities are bogus.

    Especially that 'LetsSendDonkeyToVegasForAMonthAllExpensesPaid.com ' charity.

    That one is genuine....I think all of us should chuck a few hundred bucks into such a worthy cause!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    Not ALL charities are bogus.

    Especially that 'LetsSendDonkeyToVegasForAMonthAllExpensesPaid.com ' charity.

    That one is genuine....I think all of us should chuck a few hundred bucks into such a worthy cause!!!!!
    Vegas is meadows in spanish so yes send the lil Donkey to meadows
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    Re: Haunted House and THOTS...

    Quote Originally Posted by Alik Sakharov View Post
    Vegas is meadows in spanish so yes send the lil Donkey to meadows

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    Re: Haunted House and THOTS...

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    Not ALL charities are bogus.

    Especially that 'LetsSendDonkeyToVegasForAMonthAllExpensesPaid.com ' charity.

    That one is genuine....I think all of us should chuck a few hundred bucks into such a worthy cause!!!!!
    The only place they'll be sending you is to the Elmer's Glue factory! You can "BET" it's not to pull glue carts!

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    Re: Haunted House and THOTS...

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    The only place they'll be sending you is to the Elmer's Glue factory! You can "BET" it's not to pull glue carts!

    Always knew I'd have a 'sticky' ending!!

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    Re: Haunted House and THOTS...

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    Always knew I'd have a 'sticky' ending!!
    Count your blessings! They found you a place where pair-bonding can be achieved, between two pieces of wood, and that makes it a THREESOME!
    Can't beat that for a woody! Not even Viagra!

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    Re: Haunted House and THOTS...

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    Not ALL charities are bogus.

    Especially that 'LetsSendDonkeyToVegasForAMonthAllExpensesPaid.com ' charity.

    That one is genuine....I think all of us should chuck a few hundred bucks into such a worthy cause!!!!!
    Lost Wages? Eight time zones west of blighty, and it's the ass of the earth. Not even you are depraved enough for those scum. Those crooks would have your wallet before the plane you flew in on got turned around. Better be careful what you wish for.
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