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    Re: this site is full of hypocrisy and proves is a joke

    An escort is a woman you occasionally financially support only when she has sex with you.

    A date is a woman you occasionally financially support in the hope she will have sex with you.

    A wife is a woman you constantly financially support even when she is not having sex with you.

    An ex-wife is a woman you constantly financially support with alimony so she can have sex......with someone else.

    A welfare queen is a woman you have never slept with, but must financially support so she can have sex with Chad and Tyrone ....and Lyle and Tector...and Bert and Ernie...and The Chicago Bulls...and half the guys at the Bureau of Weights and Measures.....and....
    An escort is a woman you occasionally financially support only when she has sex with you.

    A date is a woman you occasionally financially support in the hope she will have sex with you.

    A wife is a woman you constantly financially support even when she is not having sex with you.

    An ex-wife is a woman you constantly financially support with alimony so she can have sex......with someone else.

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    Re: this site is full of hypocrisy and proves is a joke

    Women play. Men pay.

    Unless you're MGTOW. Then you Go Your Own Way and justPay to Play! And you can still get top-shelf whiskey with the money you'll save!
    - Feminism is Cancer.
    - Where have all the good men gone? Away. Far far away... from you.
    - NAWALT? Maybe, but EWALT means Russian Roulette is a much safer bet...

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    Re: this site is full of hypocrisy and proves is a joke

    Quote Originally Posted by Insidious_Sid View Post
    Women play. Men pay.

    Unless you're MGTOW. Then you Go Your Own Way and justPay to Play! And you can still get top-shelf whiskey with the money you'll save!
    You can work, earn, and pay to play.
    Or.....
    ...you can work, pay and pay, and never play.
    An escort is a woman you occasionally financially support only when she has sex with you.

    A date is a woman you occasionally financially support in the hope she will have sex with you.

    A wife is a woman you constantly financially support even when she is not having sex with you.

    An ex-wife is a woman you constantly financially support with alimony so she can have sex......with someone else.

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    Re: this site is full of hypocrisy and proves is a joke

    We did a u-turn so we could tell Catfishman goodbye one more time.

    # Have fun running civilization Catfishman!











    #HE IS THE ONE #LEGENDARY CROSS #MGTOW JESUS CHRIST

    #(DEFENDER OF MGTOW FORUM GO YOUR OWN WAY)

    #LIKE A DOVE FROM HEAVEN. (Luke 3:22)

    #I AM THE WAY AND THE TRUTH AND THE LIFE, NO ONE COMES TO THE FATHER EXCEPT THROUGH ME. (John14:6)

    #IN MY VISION AT NIGHT I LOOKED, AND THERE BEFORE ME WAS ONE LIKE A SON OF MAN, COMING WITH THE CLOUDS OF HEAVEN. HE APPROACHED THE ANCIENT OF DAYS AND WAS LED INTO HIS PRESENCE.(Daniel 7:3)

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    Re: this site is full of hypocrisy and proves is a joke

    An escort is like Gieco.

    Just 15 minutes will save you 15% on car insurance...and engagement rings...and wedding rings...and new furniture...and big houses...and her clothes....and her jewelry...and her divorce lawyer.
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    An escort is a woman you occasionally financially support only when she has sex with you.

    A date is a woman you occasionally financially support in the hope she will have sex with you.

    A wife is a woman you constantly financially support even when she is not having sex with you.

    An ex-wife is a woman you constantly financially support with alimony so she can have sex......with someone else.

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    Re: this site is full of hypocrisy and proves is a joke

    Good morning fellas, I'm just here to take shit on this thread because it's the best place for it, does anyone know where the toilet paper is?

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    Re: this site is full of hypocrisy and proves is a joke

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    Good morning fellas, I'm just here to take shit on this thread because it's the best place for it, does anyone know where the toilet paper is?

    Toilet paper.....toilet paper???

    Who do you think you are?? Prince Charles??

    You'll have to use your sleeve like the rest of us...your majesty!!


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    Re: this site is full of hypocrisy and proves is a joke

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    Toilet paper.....toilet paper???

    Who do you think you are?? Prince Charles??

    You'll have to use your sleeve like the rest of us...your majesty!!

    Prince Charles? That mangina? PLEASE!?!?!?!

    Toilet paper is a good statement for your industrial carbon footprint! Millions of trees for paper and Dioxin released into the rivers from the paper mills with carbon based fuel to dry the pulp!

    We (my brother and I emptied out and burned almost two decades of hand-me-down furniture, lumber and everything that would burn, sofa, beds, tables, lots of plastic shit, tons of shit, like an 8 or 10 yard dumpster's worth! Way out in the middle of Nowhere Noway Nohow, not far from Far Far Away! I'm surprised you didn't smell the smoke, Donkey.

    (((STOMP))) (((STOMP))) (((STOMP)))

    What's that?

    That's Mgtowers big black carbon foot prints walking bye.

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    Re: this site is full of hypocrisy and proves is a joke

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    Prince Charles? That mangina? PLEASE!?!?!?!

    Toilet paper is a good statement for your industrial carbon footprint! Millions of trees for paper and Dioxin released into the rivers from the paper mills with carbon based fuel to dry the pulp!

    We (my brother and I emptied out and burned almost two decades of hand-me-down furniture, lumber and everything that would burn, sofa, beds, tables, lots of plastic shit, tons of shit, like an 8 or 10 yard dumpster's worth! Way out in the middle of Nowhere Noway Nohow, not far from Far Far Away! I'm surprised you didn't smell the smoke, Donkey.

    (((STOMP))) (((STOMP))) (((STOMP)))

    What's that?

    That's Mgtowers big black carbon foot prints walking bye.

    Disgusting!!

    This world won't end in 12 years like AOC says....but we'll all probably be underwater in 100 years. And I get seasick on a peddalo!!

    If we are, I'm blaming you and your brother. I'll be paddling my 148 year old, wrinkly ass over over to your side of the pond and I'll kill ya!!




    Oh no - that was my good hip!!!!!

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    Re: this site is full of hypocrisy and proves is a joke

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    Disgusting!!

    This world won't end in 12 years like AOC says....but we'll all probably be underwater in 100 years. And I get seasick on a peddalo!!

    If we are, I'm blaming you and your brother. I'll be paddling my 148 year old, wrinkly ass over over to your side of the pond and I'll kill ya!!




    Oh no - that was my good hip!!!!!
    Kill me? Kill us? Okay, just for that little outburst I'm gonna burn some more tires! I want ocean front property so I can see ya coming and pluck you out before you hit the beaches of camp Tower!
    I'm warning you, I fight dirty, I'll go get the car and run your dirty ass over!

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    Re: this site is full of hypocrisy and proves is a joke

    Run me over???

    I don't fink so....

    My castle is yet to be breached!!


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    Re: this site is full of hypocrisy and proves is a joke

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    Run me over???

    I don't fink so....

    My castle is yet to be breached!!

    Oh Donkey, when will you ever learn? In a castle like that, you're coming at a guy that burns tires with gasoline ? I'll just fill the bottom of some tires with gas, light them, then let the hill in your background deliver the rolling bouncing flaming message to your motelesss cardboard gates (I know, water and cardboard doesn't work out too good), may I suggest you vacate the premises before I get rolling?


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    Re: this site is full of hypocrisy and proves is a joke

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    Oh Donkey, when will you ever learn? In a castle like that, you're coming at a guy that burns tires with gasoline ? I'll just fill the bottom of some tires with gas, light them, then let the hill in your background deliver the rolling bouncing flaming message to your motelesss cardboard gates (I know, water and cardboard doesn't work out too good), may I suggest you vacate the premises before I get rolling?


    BRITISH cardboard....BRITISH selotape....I'm staying put. You can't get meeee.

    Plus, I smoke 60 cigs a day...my kitchen's smokier than that.

    Besides - I can't vacate the castle...it's too late. I built it around me and I forgot to put a sodding door in!!

    I'm essentially a very, very bald Rapunzel.

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    Re: this site is full of hypocrisy and proves is a joke

    No, but really, doesn't that picture have an awesomeness unseen in nature?

    P.S. Donkey, any castle worth its salt has a mote around it, or it's perched high atop some cliffs, which I may add, you have neither! I think I see General Tower's tire fire brigade heading up the backside of that hill!



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    Re: this site is full of hypocrisy and proves is a joke

    Is that a genuine scene? Not photo-shopped? If so, then yeah, it is a spectacular sight. Horrific in one way - but quite mesmerising in another.

    Do you think we've got far enough away from the O.P's desired intentions of agitation yet?

    Ironic isn't it? His attempted thread ended up in flames....


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    Re: this site is full of hypocrisy and proves is a joke

    Who? This is our thread now! (A playbook from my Stab-it and Grab-it file! Us bottom feeders got to stick together!

    Get under my skin? HA HA, got'em all beat, there's none left!

    Nothing drains them of their anger and rage like trying to infuriate someone that doesn't give a shit!


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