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    Barbie may have her days numbered...

    There is a toy glut and Barbies aren't selling. Mattel is in trouble - Apr. 21, 2017

    looks like sales of Barbie paraphernalia have taken a nosedive....
    perhaps this could be a good thing..... perhaps more women will realize she's unrealistic (as in lifestyle.. Ken cant be that realistic, and would probably be incredibly uncommon.....).... and vote with their wallets...
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    Re: Barbie may have her days numbered...

    Another business destroyed by the internet. Girls just aren't interested in playing with dolls anymore.

    Mind you - if this is true, then it's a problem. Playing with dolls is how girls practice the skills they will need for motherhood.

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    Re: Barbie may have her days numbered...

    They need to expand the choices in step with the times.
    Beergut Barbie.
    Two-face Barbie.
    Hit The Wall Barbie.
    Orca Barbie.
    Bitchface Barbie.
    Tramp Stamp Barbie.
    Welfare Barbie.
    Hypergamy Barbie.
    Mattress Barbie.
    Free-bleeding Barbie.
    Crossdressing Barbie.
    Mastectomy Barbie.
    Thug baby Barbie.
    Twerking Barbie.
    Airhead Barbie.
    Delusional Barbie.
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    Re: Barbie may have her days numbered...

    Quote Originally Posted by Unboxxed View Post
    They need to expand the choices in step with the times.
    Beergut Barbie.
    Two-face Barbie.
    Hit The Wall Barbie.
    Orca Barbie.
    Bitchface Barbie.
    Tramp Stamp Barbie.
    Welfare Barbie.
    Hypergamy Barbie.
    Mattress Barbie.
    Free-bleeding Barbie.
    Crossdressing Barbie.
    Mastectomy Barbie.
    Thug baby Barbie.
    Twerking Barbie.
    Airhead Barbie.
    Delusional Barbie.
    First of all, what the hell happen with the dude in the video? him is retard of something? i can assamble that house in less than 20 minutes even without instruction, it looks pretty easy.

    Now following the Unboxxed list:

    Barbie my first slutbook page so girls can start to put slutty photos.
    Barbie Skipper my first time, includes bottles of alcohol, phone with selfie stick and introducing the Chad doll.
    Barbie my first abortion, includes 3 phrases (im strong and independent, my body my choice, fetus are not humans)

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    Re: Barbie may have her days numbered...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Wombat View Post
    Another business destroyed by the internet. Girls just aren't interested in playing with dolls anymore.

    Mind you - if this is true, then it's a problem. Playing with dolls is how girls practice the skills they will need for motherhood.
    thing is... with a dive in dating rates (and that artificial womb I've heard of)... motherhood would become obsolete....
    personally, I think Aldous Huxley may have had the right idea when it came to propagating the species.... (read the first chapter of "Brave New World")
    Last edited by Eiji; May 1, 2017 at 10:15 PM.
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    Re: Barbie may have her days numbered...

    A Chad doll! LOL - good one, AxFa!

    A Chad Thundercock doll; with a Harley; a pit-bull on a chain and a crack-whore nearby!

    White-trash Barbie!
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