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    Post I won't marry you unless...

    Gentlemen,

    Here's a story I read a little earlier: Bride Rochelle Bathew held fiance to ransom over 30FF breast implants | Mail Online

    I have to say, I'm not surprised by this in the least and I actually expect it to happen seeing as some men are so gullible/stupid that they could likely be beyond saving. In truth, this article needs few words from myself as, if you're able to read it, you'll see that she's your typical (vapid) female with that great sense of entitlement, typical attention-seeking behaviour and a shrewd gameplan which this... "man" is either unable/unwilling to see. Now, I realise that perhaps I'm being a little unfair to him, that perhaps she is different from all the rest and, though I rarely get annoyed by women's behaviour - seeing as I know how they work so well, I couldn't help but be annoyed by this article because it's so ridiculous to almost be beyond belief.

    "Mrs Bathew has now become an Instagram sensation setting up a dedicated account to her new features"

    I think that says it all, she'll be divorced in a few years at most.
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    Re: I won't marry you unless...

    You could land a Cessna on those eyebrows
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    Re: I won't marry you unless...

    Poor guy..

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    Re: I won't marry you unless...

    Quote Originally Posted by FapMaster View Post
    You could land a Cessna on those eyebrows
    Yes, I noticed that too.

    Here in the United Kingdom, there's a sort of trend at the moment for "painted" on eyebrows and, I have to say it's really quite ridiculous. With so many now following this trend, I've started to call it the "Crayola" look because, all joking aside, some of them look absolutely ridiculous. Over the years, one thing I've never quite understood is WHY women pluck/shave/wax away their eyebrows until there's nothing left and then, after all that, they'll paint them back on again - why!?

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    Re: I won't marry you unless...

    He set the tone right away for how his marrriage is gonna go.Hope he enjoys the ride.Now that princess is getting her fifteen minutes all her badboy friends are gonna enjoy their ride.

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    Re: I won't marry you unless...

    I am totally outraged and disgusted.....




    that she didn't pop 'em out and give us a full flash.
    Plastic or not I'll take a look.


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    It's sad to see someone walk up to a red flag and then pay for admission.
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    Part of me feels bad for him but part of me thinks he's a complete idiot that deserves it. It's like the people who fall for the Nigerian scam e-mails.
    Marrying a woman is like taking a shit upside down every day for the rest of your life. Don't do it!

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    The man's a fool. But I can't talk. I married at 19. But many don't learn from their mistakes.

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    Re: I won't marry you unless...

    Quote Originally Posted by ProdigalSon View Post
    Gentlemen,

    Here's a story I read a little earlier: Bride Rochelle Bathew held fiance to ransom over 30FF breast implants | Mail Online

    I have to say, I'm not surprised by this in the least and I actually expect it to happen seeing as some men are so gullible/stupid that they could likely be beyond saving. In truth, this article needs few words from myself as, if you're able to read it, you'll see that she's your typical (vapid) female with that great sense of entitlement, typical attention-seeking behaviour and a shrewd gameplan which this... "man" is either unable/unwilling to see. Now, I realise that perhaps I'm being a little unfair to him, that perhaps she is different from all the rest and, though I rarely get annoyed by women's behaviour - seeing as I know how they work so well, I couldn't help but be annoyed by this article because it's so ridiculous to almost be beyond belief.

    "Mrs Bathew has now become an Instagram sensation setting up a dedicated account to her new features"

    I think that says it all, she'll be divorced in a few years at most.
    Prodigal Son


    This is neither first nor the last time someone will be held for ransom in exchange for marriage (hypocritically enough). In my country, there's this quite popular joke circulating about a a girl who wouldn't date a guy because he doesn't have a BMW, even if he has a mansion and a couple of exotics.
    Sadly, he set the tone for the entire marriage, I could only hope to be wrong, but if he got extorted into marriage, she wouldn't hesitate to extort him for many other things in the future.
    Also, posting pics of boobs on Instagram, while married, is unacceptable in my books. It's the same reason why I don't visit strippers: all the tease and the tension build-up but none of the release.
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    A guy at work (22) bought his girlfriend (and the mother of his child) a boob job in Thailand. After about two months, she ran off with her ex boyfriend taking the child with her.

    Needless to say, I could see that coming from a mile away, but couldn't break it to him.
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    Re: I won't marry you unless...

    All hail the King of Simps.

    Why on earth would you give in to such a thing?

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    Re: I won't marry you unless...

    This is why I love the internet, I never knew there was such a thing as 30FF tits.

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    Re: I won't marry you unless...

    For a glorious moment before I read that, I had hoped it was going to be the guy issuing the ultimatum... "Pump those things up or you ain't getting your ring, girl!"
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    Any woman who says "I won't marry you unless..." Should be dropped immediately regardless of the demand.

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    Re: I won't marry you unless...

    Quote Originally Posted by MichaelJ View Post
    Any woman who says "I won't marry you unless..." Should be dropped immediately regardless of the demand.
    ^This, that is a clear case of extortion and shows how much she just doesn't care about you more than your money's worth.
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    Re: I won't marry you unless...

    Quote Originally Posted by ProdigalSon View Post
    Yes, I noticed that too.

    Here in the United Kingdom, there's a sort of trend at the moment for "painted" on eyebrows and, I have to say it's really quite ridiculous. With so many now following this trend, I've started to call it the "Crayola" look because, all joking aside, some of them look absolutely ridiculous. Over the years, one thing I've never quite understood is WHY women pluck/shave/wax away their eyebrows until there's nothing left and then, after all that, they'll paint them back on again - why!?
    cuz they're nuts, that's why!! :-)
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    Re: I won't marry you unless...

    We all know what's around the corner I hope the guy does n't do anything stupid after it happens.

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    "I hate it, how all the guys only want my body! I want to be loved for who I am!"

    (Gets breast implants the next day...)

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    And another version of "Her body, his wallet!"


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