There was many a nano during my self loathing era that I sinerely thought about cutting off that dangling piece of flesh between my loins. A flaccid piss eye that annoyed me.
Get it cut off, seasoned with salt with a glass of malt, have a scoff
Get rid, put the rest in the bin lid
Get the snip, knive slipped, cut off only the tip. Try again, just a blip
Hack away, balls exposed to the toes, skin flayed
Get it cut, sick of tugging watching that slut in smut, placing his member in a greased butt
Tired of this usless waste of flesh, lob it off with a wire mesh
Sick of this flaccid farce, rather piss through the arse
It's gotta go, erectile dysfunction, soft as play dough
Had enough of this one-eyed snake, should of been born with a vagina, big mistake