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    Most Unusual Single Mother Stories

    i want to start a thread about strange single mothers situations.

    mine was at a local college. a woman and man had 3 kids, they met in the military. she is about 6 feet tall and dominating with a fairly deep voice. he is a smart behaving guy.

    she gets a adjutable rate mortgage with her child support and three kids, and starts attending the local college he has a job at. she smells and wears strange things, takes her kids to the college. he looks professional and embarrased. she is into fantasy spirituality, like tree people and otherkin, and she is into anime.

    she lets people know that those kids are that guy's. it was pretty crazy, because he couldn't keep from being embarrased.

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    single mother got in a crazy highschool girl fight in high school, with hair and blood. people said she was the craziest person they'd ever met.

    single mother becomes a single mother, and her extended family runs the guy out of town. she's still friends with him on facebook, though.

    single mother's lesbian friend gets rejected by guy at work. single mother has police in the family, and many police decide to stick up for single mother and her lesbian friend. police obsessed with guy, and one gets in a public fit of uncontrollable rage upon seeing the guy in public.

    police and single mother's family trade pictures and information on guy riding bicycle around town. single mother's dad is former military, and gets in fits of rage in public when he sees guy. mostly, dad just takes pictures of guy on bicycle.

    single mother's extended family all stick up for single mother, despite knowing her their entire lives.

    single mother hits the wall, can't get laid, and commits to relationship with lesbian friend.

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    http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/lo...301326771.html
    The remains of a newborn were found in a Westmont backyard Saturday, sheriff's deputies said.
    A homeowner in the 1500 block of West 104th Street, an unincorporated area east of Inglewood, reported finding the remains just after 10 a.m., Los Angeles County sheriff's officials said in a statement.
    The 1- to 3-days-old baby was apparently dismembered, deputies said. "Significant portions" of the infant's body were missing.
    Neighbors were asked to look in their yards and trash cans for "suspicious items that have been discarded," deputies said.
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    Oh, too many to list, jeez. But as for personal experiences with them...

    Once had a broad with six 'different-DNA-having' kids advertise herself to me by saying she was getting her tubes tied to save herself for marriage. I reacted with complete indifference. Later snubbed her when she tried to impress a fellow female co-worker by trying to flirt.

    Was on the phone with a female friend, enjoying a smoke break outside the office, when up the block I could see what appeared to be a single mom pushing a carriage, dragging two small children in tow, with an older woman who was apparently the grandmother. I joked to my friend that, even with the baggage of those kids with her, this woman would make a play for attention as she passed. Sure enough--just as she gets a few steps from me she suddenly needs to fish for something in her purse, and thparade stops (the older woman sighed and rolled her eyes, apparently familiar with these tactics). She rummages through her purse and keeps glancing at me, as I'm supposed to be checking her out or saying something to her at this point. I tossed my cig down and went back into the building.

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    The most recent skirmish I had with a single mother left me feeling rather pleased with myself,she lives a fair distance,about a 3 hour train ride and she is also an ex.Anyhow she asked me if I would do some work on her home and I agreed but off course because of the distance I would have to stay over at her place.


    So bed time is looming and I elect for her sofa,she quickly said no as I might put her sofa out of shape"flimsy excuse" and that i should sleep in her bed.So in I jump and try to sleep but every so often I felt a bump and a lot of tutting and hissing.I spent a further 5 days there as I found more work to be done and i needed the money,so 5 nights in her bed yet I did not touch her,ironically not much sleep was had.


    On my way home I got a text from her asking "What is wrong with me why does no man want me?" My first thought was how many men have turned her down before me? I told her it is nothing personal but I respect her too much for a fuck and chuck,she then she sent me a naked pic of herself which came in handy when i got home!


    She is in her mid 20's,her prime and a very beautiful girl yet she is struggling to find a fuck.I told a blue pill mate about this and he accused me of being gay"5 fucking nights yet you did not pork her?" This is an achievement for a horny old bastard like me but maybe I just might give him her number if he pisses me off anymore.


    The unusual aspect of this story is that I never touched her,and more so the euphoria of actually beating my hormones in the face of severe temptation.

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    Re: Most Unusual Single Mother Stories

    I don't have any stories about them, I just wanted to jump in and say that they're clearly becoming an epidemic. It's literally impossible for me to take a class now without any single mothers. There's always at least 1 or more. They have to bring up the topic of their kids at every possible chance, and they are all visibly dysfunctional in some way or another.
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    Re: Most Unusual Single Mother Stories

    I'm sure I could think of some new disgusting stories about my mom, but I'd rather not think about her at all.
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    Re: Most Unusual Single Mother Stories

    Single mothers are doing the same thing that single women do except the single mother is trying to secure more resources for their thug offspring. So the single mother usually lowers her standards (to her) in what she wants in a guy. Now instead of looking for the hawt guy, she looks for the guy who can fund her lifestyle for her and her kids. If you read through any of the online dating ads you will see single mothers make one statement that is probably 100% true. That statement is "I am a single mother and my kids are my world". I say this is true because this is code for "I will extract every bit of cash you have for myself and my kids". So remember this the next time you think about dating a single mother.

    Now about unusual single mother stories I imagine that there is a wealth of them out there. However what I have had happen to me once when I was dating a single mother was an eye opener. I showed up at her condo for a weekend of fun and fucking, since the kid was suppose to go with daddy for the weekend. She asked me to wait while she dropped the kid off. So I fixed some coffee and watched TV when I noticed that a lot of time has gone by. A little over 2 hours later she finally shows back up at her place, her make is off a bit, she smelled of sex and was trying to act normal. I questioned her about why it took so long to drop off the kid and she stated that they had to discuss stuff to do with the kid. That is when I lifted up her skirt to see that she was missing the panties she wore out and her pussy was swollen a bit. I then said to her "Uhh, so you were just talking huh?" She blushed a bit then said "I was playing with myself in the car on the way home". I then told her "Hey I was born at night, but it was not last night" and walked out the door.

    We always talk about how much of a pain in the ass women can be. When dealing with a single mother start by doubling that pain in the ass with the first kid then increase it by 3X for each kid after that. Since we all know that single mothers are trying to secure resources for themselves and their kids, you can bet that they will step up their game. You can bet that she will be wanting you as a husband, this usually only takes 3 to 6 months for them to start hinting at marriage. She also will always be on the pill and encourage you to not use a condom. This is how we get the "Oops" pregnancy's so they can entrap you into staying with them and marrying them. So unless your "captain save a hoe" leave these single mothers alone. The only exception I make to this is if their kids are grown and out of the house. However even with that, single mothers are still a pain in the ass. My suggestion is that if you have money to date then you have money to save. Save that money you normally would have used to go on a date. Then once a month or twice a month you can use that money on an escort, the plus side is that you won't just be hoping to get laid, you will be getting laid. Oh another plus is that you can choose blond, brunette, red head, slim, voluptuous, Asian, Hispanic, White, whatever your poison is at that time. Or you can just keep dumping your money on something that so many others have thrown away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skeezerbreezer View Post
    The most recent skirmish I had with a single mother left me feeling rather pleased with myself,she lives a fair distance,about a 3 hour train ride and she is also an ex.Anyhow she asked me if I would do some work on her home and I agreed but off course because of the distance I would have to stay over at her place.


    So bed time is looming and I elect for her sofa,she quickly said no as I might put her sofa out of shape"flimsy excuse" and that i should sleep in her bed.So in I jump and try to sleep but every so often I felt a bump and a lot of tutting and hissing.I spent a further 5 days there as I found more work to be done and i needed the money,so 5 nights in her bed yet I did not touch her,ironically not much sleep was had.


    On my way home I got a text from her asking "What is wrong with me why does no man want me?" My first thought was how many men have turned her down before me? I told her it is nothing personal but I respect her too much for a fuck and chuck,she then she sent me a naked pic of herself which came in handy when i got home!


    She is in her mid 20's,her prime and a very beautiful girl yet she is struggling to find a fuck.I told a blue pill mate about this and he accused me of being gay"5 fucking nights yet you did not pork her?" This is an achievement for a horny old bastard like me but maybe I just might give him her number if he pisses me off anymore.


    The unusual aspect of this story is that I never touched her,and more so the euphoria of actually beating my hormones in the face of severe temptation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuggets View Post
    I don't have any stories about them, I just wanted to jump in and say that they're clearly becoming an epidemic. It's literally impossible for me to take a class now without any single mothers. There's always at least 1 or more. They have to bring up the topic of their kids at every possible chance, and they are all visibly dysfunctional in some way or another.
    Yes, they are ubiquitous. Once I was teaching an upper level college course in linear regression analysis to PhD students. As sure as the sun rising in the east a woman came in during office hours and tried to play the poor-helpless-single-mother-me card. The conversation went like this:

    Her: I couldn’t get the assignment done on time and need an exception because I am a single mother.
    Me: Gee, I am a single parent too.
    Her: I have a young son, age 5.
    Me: I have four children the youngest is 3.
    Her: My ex only takes the kids on every other weekend and other than that doesn’t help me at all.
    Me: My wife died, and doesn’t help with the kids at all.

    Following that last one she saw the hand writing on the wall and stomped out of the office in a huff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikediver View Post
    Yes, they are ubiquitous. Once I was teaching an upper level college course in linear regression analysis to PhD students. As sure as the sun rising in the east a woman came in during office hours and tried to play the poor-helpless-single-mother-me card. The conversation went like this:

    Her: I couldn’t get the assignment done on time and need an exception because I am a single mother.
    Me: Gee, I am a single parent too.
    Her: I have a young son, age 5.
    Me: I have four children the youngest is 3.
    Her: My ex only takes the kids on every other weekend and other than that doesn’t help me at all.
    Me: My wife died, and doesn’t help with the kids at all.

    Following that last one she saw the hand writing on the wall and stomped out of the office in a huff.
    I had a similar situation, though it wasn't a single mother. One student came to my office just before an exam and explained that he was a diabetic and would need to leave the room to eat something.

    I knew what he had up his sleeve. He likely had someone waiting outside the room and would get that person to help him, using his need to eat as an excuse to leave.

    What he didn't expect that I knew all about that sort of thing as my father is also a diabetic. I saw how my father carried dextrose tablets with him in case he had excessive insulin and would simply eat one or two when he needed to. The kid knew that I called his bluff and that he couldn't pull one over on me.

    He failed the exam and the course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarter Wave Vertical View Post
    I had a similar situation, though it wasn't a single mother. One student came to my office just before an exam and explained that he was a diabetic and would need to leave the room to eat something.

    I knew what he had up his sleeve. He likely had someone waiting outside the room and would get that person to help him, using his need to eat as an excuse to leave.

    What he didn't expect that I knew all about that sort of thing as my father is also a diabetic. I saw how my father carried dextrose tablets with him in case he had excessive insulin and would simply eat one or two when he needed to. The kid knew that I called his bluff and that he couldn't pull one over on me.

    He failed the exam and the course.
    These types of common occurrences are one of the reasons I got out of academia. The private sector pays better and has much less stress; they really don't care if you publish or not. The main reason was the truly depressing quality of incoming freshmen. That was my first clue about the current decline and eventual crash of America.

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    This is pure genius.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikediver View Post
    Yes, they are ubiquitous. Once I was teaching an upper level college course in linear regression analysis to PhD students. As sure as the sun rising in the east a woman came in during office hours and tried to play the poor-helpless-single-mother-me card. The conversation went like this:

    Her: I couldn’t get the assignment done on time and need an exception because I am a single mother.
    Me: Gee, I am a single parent too.
    Her: I have a young son, age 5.
    Me: I have four children the youngest is 3.
    Her: My ex only takes the kids on every other weekend and other than that doesn’t help me at all.
    Me: My wife died, and doesn’t help with the kids at all.

    Following that last one she saw the hand writing on the wall and stomped out of the office in a huff.
    This is pure genius.


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