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    Unicorns & fables.....

    Yes young man, there are unicorns. And yes young man, there is the perfect woman out there for you.
    You will search high and low, but she is waiting just for you. I know...…... I found mine.
    Sparkling brown eyes, auburn hair, lushess full breasts. Said she would be my "Dream Girl, playmate, lover and best friend". She was to be that hot chick that every man wants on his arm, that gorgeous babe that men lust after, and I was to be that lucky bastard that was taking her home. Don't believe me? She told me so!!
    I was in heaven, or so I thought, this was gonna be like living in paradise!! Coming home to my sex-kitten every night, screwing till gosh knows when.
    Yup, that was the plan..... until we got married.
    Cupcake decided that taking a shit in the tub was the way of it. The nightly fights, whining and complaining. The refusal to be the woman she had promised I was marrying, the lies and deceit. She decided that she could not live the lies she had spun, her word was worthless, and she became as likable as a barb wire fence that had rusted.
    Yes young man, you will find your Unicorn, but leave it where you find it.

    They don't do well in captivity.
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    Re: Unicorns & fables.....

    There are no unicorns!

    Women are masters of deception and experts of convenience.

    She just said and did what was required to achieve her goal. Then she revealed her "true self".

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    Re: Unicorns & fables.....

    Use the unicorn for your own amusement until you get tired of it then go find another.

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    Re: Unicorns & fables.....

    There are guys who really believe in the existence of unicorns. It is a dangerous self-delusion that women are expert at manipulating. The solution is to have nothing to do with women. don't speak to them, don't associate with them, and give them nothing--no attention, no resources NOTHING. But how to relieve the delusion? The only thing that works is raw experience. Tragic.

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    Re: Unicorns & fables.....

    Women are best fucked in the wild and left there.
    There is no need to take one home and pay for one.

    If you're not a Chad or a lad who's good with the ladies, remember:

    If it floats, flies or fucks, it's better to rent.
    - Feminism is Cancer.
    - Where have all the good men gone? Away. Far far away... from you.
    - NAWALT? Maybe, but EWALT means Russian Roulette is a much safer bet...

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    Re: Unicorns & fables.....

    Cool thread boys !!!


    Women are only masters of deception because you are willing to sell your soul and everything that has once been sacred for the smell of her pussy .

    Other than that they are as bright as earth worms .


    Though they should never be underestimated and not mistaken for baby snakes
    You cant keep a player down!
    Dont hate him , hate your fuking bullshit game !

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    Re: Unicorns & fables.....

    Women are masters of deception and experts of convenience.
    Indeed. This cannot be reiterated enough.
    Women are not stupid emotional creatures. This is what some MGTOW minded men say to give themselves a false sense of superiority. They are actually extremely cunning, sinister and calculative creatures.

    It is about high time men started using those very same female traits to get ahead in life.

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    Re: Unicorns & fables.....

    But how to relieve the delusion?
    Masturbation for starters, then you have cool head to think logically with.

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    Re: Unicorns & fables.....

    when you realize that there is no single one unicorn on this planet, you will gain some powers that you didnt know that exist

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    Re: Unicorns & fables.....

    Quote Originally Posted by PistolPete View Post
    There are guys who really believe in the existence of unicorns. But how to relieve the delusion? The only thing that works is raw experience. Tragic.
    Not necessarily. Very many people will continue to delude themselves and believe obvious bullshit in spite of things like facts, truths and raw experience if they want to believe it to be bad enough...

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    Re: Unicorns & fables.....

    unicorns?? just three letters to sum it up..... NST (No Such Thing)
    "I live in freedom, under my own flag." - Captain Harlock

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    "Who's the more foolish? The Fool? Or the Fool who follows him?" - Obi-wan "Ben" Kenobi

    "In servitutem redigi non recuso" - Latin (translates to "I refuse to be dominated.")

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    Re: Unicorns & fables.....

    Quote Originally Posted by djibril View Post
    when you realize that there is no single one unicorn on this planet, you will gain some powers that you didnt know that exist
    People will think you have super powers when you can read how social/job situations turn out or interpret what women mean with their hamstering statements. But I have to downplay it and say it was all a lucky guess.

    Being able to see the glitches in the machine that grinds other men is truly the ultimate power a man can ever wield.

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    Re: Unicorns & fables.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Opaque View Post
    Masturbation for starters, then you have cool head to think logically with.
    THIS

    think about a girl you like - all the family stuff and having a disney life which is what us blokes buy into (it is MEN who take that shit seriously) and then look at all that once you have rubbed one out over her....suddenly you dont give a shit and are happy to watch that dvd or play that ps4 game. Small head overrides the big head before a wank and once you beat off it switches

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    Re: Unicorns & fables.....

    She's a unicorn....until she isn't.

    When she stops being a unicorn, the gynocracy gives her all sorts of powers to destroy your life.

    Most women can fake being a unicorn....until you give them control over your life.

    How do you give them control over your life? Marriage or cohabitation or imgregnation.

    Once you marry her, or move in with her, or get her pregnant, you will find out she wasn't your wife or girlfriend at all.

    She was merely having an affair with you. She already had someone in her life...and it wasn't a man.

    Her name is Big Nanny Government, and her pimp hand is strong. In fact, if you weren't such a fool, you would have felt her sharp nails scratching at your balls, waiting for the moment when she can rip them away.

    Get your unicorn angry at you, and Big Nanny Government will come home from work to reclaim "her" house, "her" car, "her" children, and "her" money away from you.

    You can run, but you'll only die tired....and broke.
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    What makes you happy? What brings you joy? What lifts your spirit? What tickles your fancy? What complements your mood? What catches your eye? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=durbQ7nVfQ8

    How do you look out for someone you love? How do you shelter their dreams? How do you cherish their innocence? How do you guide them through life? How do you watch over their travels? How do you show them you care? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd8PLHa6ec8

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    Re: Unicorns & fables.....

    think about a girl you like - all the family stuff and having a disney life which is what us blokes buy into (it is MEN who take that shit seriously) and then look at all that once you have rubbed one out over her....suddenly you dont give a shit and are happy to watch that dvd or play that ps4 game.
    Yea, and when the delusion arises again, you just masturbate some more. It is economical.

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    Re: Unicorns & fables.....

    Quote Originally Posted by sam luis obispo View Post
    She's a unicorn....until she isn't.

    When she stops being a unicorn, the gynocracy gives her all sorts of powers to destroy your life.

    Most women can fake being a unicorn....until you give them control over your life.

    How do you give them control over your life? Marriage or cohabitation or imgregnation.

    Once you marry her, or move in with her, or get her pregnant, you will find out she wasn't your wife or girlfriend at all.

    She was merely having an affair with you. She already had someone in her life...and it wasn't a man.

    Her name is Big Nanny Government, and her pimp hand is strong. In fact, if you weren't such a fool, you would have felt her sharp nails scratching at your balls, waiting for the moment when she can rip them away.

    Get your unicorn angry at you, and Big Nanny Government will come home from work to reclaim "her" house, "her" car, "her" children, and "her" money away from you.

    You can run, but you'll only die tired....and broke.

    I’d be interested in a thorough thread on how to run...lol

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    Re: Unicorns & fables.....

    I love good a fable.

    The Scorpion and Frog - AWLAT
    The Boy Who Cried Wolf - # metoo
    The fox and Sour Grapes - where are all the good men?
    The Ant and Grasshopper - Why old woman are pennies and desperate
    The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing - Chameleon woman
    The Dog and his reflection - Hypergamy
    The Tortoise and the Ducks - Feminism
    And so many more

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    Re: Unicorns & fables.....

    Quote Originally Posted by FrostByte View Post
    I love good a fable.

    The Scorpion and Frog - AWLAT
    The Boy Who Cried Wolf - # metoo
    The fox and Sour Grapes - where are all the good men?
    The Ant and Grasshopper - Why old woman are pennies and desperate
    The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing - Chameleon woman
    The Dog and his reflection - Hypergamy
    The Tortoise and the Ducks - Feminism
    And so many more
    Aesop would be turning in his grave if he knew this....... although thats not a "bad" thing....
    "I live in freedom, under my own flag." - Captain Harlock

    "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Arthur C Clarke

    "Who's the more foolish? The Fool? Or the Fool who follows him?" - Obi-wan "Ben" Kenobi

    "In servitutem redigi non recuso" - Latin (translates to "I refuse to be dominated.")

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    Re: Unicorns & fables.....

    Fuck a unicorn. If I'm gonna spin shit I'd rather ride Pegasus. The horse with wings would kick ass over a horse with some stupid horn


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