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    Typical girls Tinder profiles [NSFW]

    Tinder is that Millennial dating app, where really slutty girls are on there to be slutty. More power to them, I suppose.














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    Re: Typical girls Tinder profiles [NSFW]

    I like Brandi's shirt. I want one that says, "My Johnson was drooling with desire until I saw your face."

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    Re: Typical girls Tinder profiles [NSFW]

    How is Al 20 years old? She looks at least half a decade older. Must be all that Pepsi and whatever she "sucks dry".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puggsy View Post
    How is Al 20 years old? She looks at least half a decade older. Must be all that Pepsi and whatever she "sucks dry".
    Not to mention that her spelling sucks as well.

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    Re: Typical girls Tinder profiles [NSFW]

    Where is that fucking meteor?

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    Boar read my mind. I was on my knees praying for it, but it never manifested.

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    This is pretty much the norm now. Even if their profile doesn't openly state it, the way they dress and act says it all. Pretty much all the young women I see anymore wear so much makeup you can't even tell what they really look like, while their clothes are so revealing it leaves nothing to the imagination. They are crass, vulgar, and say sexually suggestive things all the time. You can't get away from it.

    At the same time, you as a man are not allowed to say anything even remotely sexually suggestive, or you can lose your job. If you have a night of drunken sex with them, they can come after you 30 years later and destroy your reputation and career, or have you thrown in jail. If you marry them, they can take your house and assets. If you have kids, they can take your children and your income for the next 18 years. If you make them your girlfriend they will cheat on you. If you let them move in with you, they can accuse you of abuse and have you thrown out of your own house.

    When I look at them, that's all I see anymore. They wanna flash their ass and tits at everyone every hour of the day. They smile to your face, but they're just waiting for a chance to stab you in the back. They may fuck on the first date, but they are useless for anything else. This entire generation of women is broken. There are no good girls anymore...only good liars.

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    Aad some of these are perfectly normal, nice-looking girls. Ms Molly and Ms Husband-doing-a-little-jail-time, you'd just go "Hey, she looks normal."

    Thing is: they are.

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    We can only imagine how many schmucks send them money for nothing . Shoes , jewelry , perfume, underwear ... How many schmucks offer them 10k for sex ...

    Im not against it . I would do exactly the same . Would be stupid not to enjoy your life .

    And for everyone who think they want or need a good man - they dont , 20 years before you even thought about it .

    And even when they are old they still dont need a good man it would just be so much easier to live . But thats all .

    You too do not need a good woman , you need a woman you find sexy . You couldnt care less about a fattie or a homely girl .
    You cant keep a player down!
    Dont hate him , hate your fuking bullshit game !

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    Emily at the top reminds me of the way Devilcomeknockin described someone he knew long ago. It was in his "Hypergamy ruined my friend's life" thread. He described her as a thoroughbred. Wonder where Emily's gonna be at 35-40.

    You behave a certain way for long enough, especially in your formative years, and that persona eventually becomes the real you. Behave like a slut for a couple weeks, suddenly wake up to the dumb shit you've been doing, realize you were wrong and an idiot, and stop doing it -- yeah, you can probably back out of that ditch and get onto the asphalt again. But do it for months, or a couple of years -- man, that's your norm now. That's your blueprint for the rest of your life. Basically, you've become a perv. A cute one, sure, but a perv nonetheless. And the fact that there are millions of others exactly like you doesn't alter that fact. The fact that you've got lots of company doesn't mean you're necessarily right about something; all it means is that there's lots of pervs out there who are just like you.

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    My face makes your pussy dry? Your face cracked my fucking COMPUTER SCREEN, BITCH. F%ck. Not safe for EQUIPMENT.

    Tinder is where average women get access to Chad cock which spoils them for decent men in their league who would have otherwise committed to being their long term beta bitch. Now women would rather be "picky and alone" and squander their youth hoping a Chad will commit. Or maybe they're just happy fucking Chad cock and think a "beta bitch" is a nice-to-have. One thing is for certain, when those youngins hit 30 and get a case of Baby Rabies they're going to be crying the old WHATGMG (where have all the good men gone) whine.

    Sadly, some thirsty idiot will be there to wife up these ex-carousel riders with the thousand-cock stare only to be divorced raped once the kids are in elementary school.

    Those men? They were warned.
    - Feminism is Cancer.
    - Where have all the good men gone? Away. Far far away... from you.
    - NAWALT? Maybe, but EWALT means Russian Roulette is a much safer bet...

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    Irony of irony is that there is no reason to thirst over women on Tinder when you can literally walk to a nearby beach and see clones of "Emily". The thing is with Emily clones is that they don't stay that way over the age of 25.

    #SALTLIFE

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    Quote Originally Posted by kru-kut View Post
    Emily at the top reminds me of the way Devilcomeknockin described someone he knew long ago. It was in his "Hypergamy ruined my friend's life" thread. He described her as a thoroughbred. Wonder where Emily's gonna be at 35-40.

    You behave a certain way for long enough, especially in your formative years, and that persona eventually becomes the real you. Behave like a slut for a couple weeks, suddenly wake up to the dumb shit you've been doing, realize you were wrong and an idiot, and stop doing it -- yeah, you can probably back out of that ditch and get onto the asphalt again. But do it for months, or a couple of years -- man, that's your norm now. That's your blueprint for the rest of your life. Basically, you've become a perv. A cute one, sure, but a perv nonetheless. And the fact that there are millions of others exactly like you doesn't alter that fact. The fact that you've got lots of company doesn't mean you're necessarily right about something; all it means is that there's lots of pervs out there who are just like you.
    Like I say: A choice becomes a habit becomes a reflex... *shrug*

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    Re: Typical girls Tinder profiles [NSFW]

    Third to last actually looks pretty sweet and innocent, put her in a nice dress and she could've fooled me. Only goes to show they're all sluts. All the other ones at least look like what they are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm Gone View Post
    Third to last actually looks pretty sweet and innocent, put her in a nice dress and she could've fooled me. Only goes to show they're all sluts. All the other ones at least look like what they are.
    I like sluts
    You cant keep a player down!
    Dont hate him , hate your fuking bullshit game !

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm Gone View Post
    Third to last actually looks pretty sweet and innocent, put her in a nice dress and she could've fooled me.
    That's the issue I always faced with everyone I ever met. I'd always infer wrong facts from appearance. In the end, you don't know. You just don't know. Before I put distance between myself and all that, it used to be super frustrating.

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    Re: Typical girls Tinder profiles [NSFW]

    Quote Originally Posted by kru-kut View Post
    That's the issue I always faced with everyone I ever met. I'd always infer wrong facts from appearance. In the end, you don't know. You just don't know. Before I put distance between myself and all that, it used to be super frustrating.
    But you do know... AWALT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kru-kut View Post
    Not to mention that her spelling sucks as well.
    HAHA! "you should each dunc a load in me for lunch". Holly shet, wot wil becom ov mi genarashun!

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    Re: Typical girls Tinder profiles [NSFW]

    Molly is 21 but already has the 100 cocks stare.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackal View Post
    Molly is 21 but already has the 100 cocks stare.
    Started at 14 , a dick every month , 84 dicks is we are conservative and she is not like that ... We are pretty accurate with our science

    But there is lie , big lie and statistics so we know that its around 300
    You cant keep a player down!
    Dont hate him , hate your fuking bullshit game !


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