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    Just when you thought the thirst couldn't get any more real.

    This has been making rounds around the internet in the last few days and this has gotta be some type of troll but it's been becoming too damn rampant. I'm sure many of us has heard that tired ass, bluepill pick up line of "Damn girl, you so hot, I'd drink your bath water!" WELP, one peculiar female by the name of Belle Delphine, some 19 year old chick with almost 4 million viewers on instagram (I'm REALLY losing faith in humanity here!) apparently is selling her "bath water" $30 a pop and of course the warning on the label says "This is NOT for drinking and only to be used for sentimental purposes..."

    "SeNtImEnTaL pUrPoSeS" ...rrriiiiigggghhhhtttt...

    And we all know damn well some simplord, many of them are gonna buy the shit and do extremely lewd things with it which will assure them that they will NEVER be in any close space with a woman (at least a sane one). Even though this chick is the postal child of attention thots everywhere, I gotta say, she knows how to exploit her fanbase well. In a business acumen standpoint, I can't morally respect it but I can intellectually give it props. It's not like my money is going to that filthy ass bottled water. For those wondering, yes she's also that same chick that pulled that Pornhub shenanigan of putting extremely provocative names and thumbnails on tame videos. To anyone (I know none of us here are that mindblowingly dumb) who spent $30 on that shit doesn't deserve money, period. I do have to give her props for real though, that's damn good trolling there but for young men that don't know better and there are a LOT of them...this is a L. A big fat L.

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    Re: Just when you thought the thirst couldn't get any more real.

    Mum and Dad must be so proud.

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    Re: Just when you thought the thirst couldn't get any more real.

    Quote Originally Posted by JaydenJazz View Post
    This has been making rounds around the internet in the last few days and this has gotta be some type of troll but it's been becoming too damn rampant. I'm sure many of us has heard that tired ass, bluepill pick up line of "Damn girl, you so hot, I'd drink your bath water!" WELP, one peculiar female by the name of Belle Delphine, some 19 year old chick with almost 4 million viewers on instagram (I'm REALLY losing faith in humanity here!) apparently is selling her "bath water" $30 a pop and of course the warning on the label says "This is NOT for drinking and only to be used for sentimental purposes..."

    "SeNtImEnTaL pUrPoSeS" ...rrriiiiigggghhhhtttt...

    And we all know damn well some simplord, many of them are gonna buy the shit and do extremely lewd things with it which will assure them that they will NEVER be in any close space with a woman (at least a sane one). Even though this chick is the postal child of attention thots everywhere, I gotta say, she knows how to exploit her fanbase well. In a business acumen standpoint, I can't morally respect it but I can intellectually give it props. It's not like my money is going to that filthy ass bottled water. For those wondering, yes she's also that same chick that pulled that Pornhub shenanigan of putting extremely provocative names and thumbnails on tame videos. To anyone (I know none of us here are that mindblowingly dumb) who spent $30 on that shit doesn't deserve money, period. I do have to give her props for real though, that's damn good trolling there but for young men that don't know better and there are a LOT of them...this is a L. A big fat L.
    Fools and their money eh?

    I never did get the idea of people spending millions on some strange so-called art piece but this is... different.

    Of course, you know this won't be the last. What's next, Pee For A Fee, any suggestions?

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    Re: Just when you thought the thirst couldn't get any more real.

    Never heard of her so I just looked her up.

    She should do 'without' AND 'with' makeup bathwater. $0.28 and $30 respectively.


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    Re: Just when you thought the thirst couldn't get any more real.

    Sick fucking world!

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    Re: Just when you thought the thirst couldn't get any more real.

    They used to collect sweat off of the gladiators...…
    But water from a minnow bucket? GOOD GRIEF
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    Re: Just when you thought the thirst couldn't get any more real.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jackoff View Post
    Fools and their money eh?

    I never did get the idea of people spending millions on some strange so-called art piece but this is... different.

    Of course, you know this won't be the last. What's next, Pee For A Fee, any suggestions?
    Reminds me of a pic posted somewhere on internet long time ago, some female celebrity was peeing and the pic only showed the pee water, there was no nudity or anything in there. And one comment there was :

    I'd drink a gallon of it just to see where its coming from
    I wished I never visited the page !!!
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    MGTOW is about making no mistakes against gynocentrism.

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    Re: Just when you thought the thirst couldn't get any more real.

    First, a lemonade stand. Now, she's selling her bath water. ?????????????
    "Don't follow in my footsteps. I stepped in something."

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    Re: Just when you thought the thirst couldn't get any more real.

    Men and women have sold online their used underwear.

    Gee, wouldn't used bath water ("gray water") be considered a biohazard unsuitable for shipping through the mails? Or, am I reaching?

    I mean, didn't someone get stopped for selling pussy juice?

    I got that idea from wondering what stops them from shipping their excrement. Why wouldn't bath water have any of the same human-hosted bacteria?

    Anyway, I saw this comment online:

    "I have a ton of respect for this girl," one person wrote on Twitter. "She makes money with idiots. Best way to make money, take it from stupid people, make them spend all on this nonsense, plz!"
    Ton of respect? Are you kidding me? Annoys me how some folks throw away their respect and towards the wrong people, just so they can insult yet other people. Geez, how about picking a smarter way of making your observations.
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    Re: Just when you thought the thirst couldn't get any more real.

    Guys in the Army would often say "I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from". This was back in the 80's.

    I found it gross back then, but now I see the full implications of it. It is why I have no problem with blaming the sad state of the world on weak men. Men really have been this thirsty for a very long time. It's disgusting. I view MGTOW as a modern day stoic movement. It really is the only path back to sanity.

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    Re: Just when you thought the thirst couldn't get any more real.

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    Never heard of her so I just looked her up.

    She should do 'without' AND 'with' makeup bathwater. $0.28 and $30 respectively.

    Isn't makeup amazing? Now if you tell that woman you are a doctor and you are not, you may just catch a rape case after you have sex. When she leaves her face on the pillow though, you shit out of luck. Your just a shallow asshole worrying so much about physical beauty.

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    Re: Just when you thought the thirst couldn't get any more real.

    Quote Originally Posted by pbisque View Post
    Isn't makeup amazing? Now if you tell that woman you are a doctor and you are not, you may just catch a rape case after you have sex. When she leaves her face on the pillow though, you shit out of luck. Your just a shallow asshole worrying so much about physical beauty.
    She could hide in a cotton candy machine! Don't let her roam around an Owens Corning fiberglass insulation plant, she'll come out wrapped in a roll of insulation!

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    Re: Just when you thought the thirst couldn't get any more real.

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    Never heard of her so I just looked her up.

    She should do 'without' AND 'with' makeup bathwater. $0.28 and $30 respectively.

    I can see the appeal she would have for some guys. She is one of those rare Caucasian women who have the epicanthic eye fold, like Bjork.
    An escort is a woman you occasionally financially support only when she has sex with you.

    A date is a woman you occasionally financially support in the hope she will have sex with you.

    A wife is a woman you constantly financially support even when she is not having sex with you.

    An ex-wife is a woman you constantly financially support with alimony so she can have sex......with someone else.

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    The thirst is real...

    I'm sure some of you remember seeing comments from men on girls posts stating how they would drink her bath water. I always assumed it was just a desperate comment based on pure fantasy. It turns out I was wrong...

    Delphine, whose real name is Mary-Belle Kirschner, has 3.9 million followers on Instagram — and she’s making good use of them.

    On July 2, the “gamer girl” uploaded a photo of herself on Instagram, promoting a new product on her retail site: Her own bath water.
    The “GamerGirl Bath Water”, which costs US$30 (S$40.72), reportedly sold out within a day.



    “Bottled while I’m playing in the bath ^-^ This really is bath water.. disclaimer: This water is not for drinking and should only be used for sentimental purposes.”

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    Re: The thirst is real...

    Nutters!!!

    Actually - It occurs to me that we are missing a trick here.

    There's obviously a market for this type of product - why don't we get ourselves in on the ground floor??

    'Canned MGTOW urine' - $30 per litre (may contain dangerously high traces of alcohol)
    'Potted MGTOW shit' - $10 per lump (consistency not guaranteed)
    'Tubed MGTOW flatulence' - $20 per tube (can be dangerous around naked flames)
    'Bottled MGTOW semen' - SOLD OUT/forget it!!

    All we need now is a collection point and someone to 'look after' the cash.

    Don't worry - I'll do the cash bit - and I nominate Tower's place for the collection/distribution centre!!

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    Re: The thirst is real...

    It's strange to see someone posting a picture to the world, when I wouldn't even be able to look myself in the eye if I purchased something like that...


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    Re: The thirst is real...

    And of course the guy is the definition of a neckbeard loser.

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    Re: The thirst is real...

    How horrendous is this travesty? Oh well, the simps will carrying on simping, its the only way they know. Alas, the pull of pussy and worship of the gynarchy will just be a hurdle too much for many.

    I can't speak for anyone else but this shit just solidifies my resolve even further. I know which way I'm going...

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    Re: The thirst is real...

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    See you all in Hawaii.

    Is that you in this picture? You're quite handsome, unlike your selfie in your avatar on the left. Plastic surgery?
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    Re: The thirst is real...

    Ha - not, it's not me.

    I look more like my avatar does than I do that guy.

    Like twins - but I'm balder and I don't smile as much!!



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