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    Tactical Soap

    If you even get close to the TRP community you can't escape the ads for "tactical soap". For those who don't know, it's a line of pheromone infused grooming products that I guess are hand made. Supposedly it really attracts the ladies.

    It occurred to me how funny it would if the pheromones where just deer scent or fox urine that you can buy from fleet farm. LOL.

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    Re: Tactical Soap

    Quote Originally Posted by pbisque View Post
    It occurred to me how funny it would if the pheromones where just deer scent or fox urine that you can buy from fleet farm. LOL.
    They probably are. But then again, that's what's in perfumes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Wombat View Post
    They probably are. But then again, that's what's in perfumes.
    I did not know that.
    An escort is a woman you occasionally financially support only when she has sex with you.

    A date is a woman you occasionally financially support in the hope she will have sex with you.

    A wife is a woman you constantly financially support even when she is not having sex with you.

    An ex-wife is a woman you constantly financially support with alimony so she can have sex......with someone else.

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    Re: Tactical Soap

    They make money-scented soap?

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    Re: Tactical Soap

    Hot sweat and Old Spice make for a great invisible perimeter fence.

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    Re: Tactical Soap

    Tactical soap to a MGTOW is like drenching yourself with blood on a lion hunting safari with no weapons!

    Attract women, who in their right mind would do that?

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    Re: Tactical Soap

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Wombat View Post
    They probably are. But then again, that's what's in perfumes.
    I thought they used whale vomit for perfume?

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    Re: Tactical Soap

    I just wear my favorite scent "Broke Single Dad" and I have yet to be bitten since my divorce.
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    Re: Tactical Soap

    Quote Originally Posted by Insidious_Sid View Post
    I just wear my favorite scent "Broke Single Dad" and I have yet to be bitten since my divorce.
    My fall back after shaves must be of a similar scent to yours Sid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    My fall back after shaves must be of a similar scent to yours Sid.

    Eau De Failure & Aqua Di Loser

    Guaranteed 100% success rate. Or failure rate, depending on how you calculate success/failure.
    You guys evidently don't know the power of tears in your grease stained T-shirts and holes in your pants, work as a repellent, throw in some gasoline and diesel and they actually bitch as they are angered and repulsed by the odor, and those are ones that didn't flee!

    Make sure you keep plenty of grease under your fingernails, you don't want them getting any sexual ideas with your fingers!

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    Re: Tactical Soap

    Those are pretty good, but I just got myself the new "CREEP" gift set and I literally get sneers. Even from old women.
    It's FAN FUCKING TASTIC

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    Re: Tactical Soap

    Quote Originally Posted by Anachronism View Post
    I thought they used whale vomit for perfume?
    Ambergris was produced in the sperm whales guts, I think to protect them from the sharp squid beaks they ate. Close enough to whale puke.

    I don't know when they quit, probably when they ran out of whales. But the did use it to stabilize perfume, or something like that. I doubt it was the smell of the whaleshit they were after, though you never know.
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    If it's TACTICAL, it should repel females. "Bitch-be-gone" should be a good seller.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    You guys evidently don't know the power of tears in your grease stained T-shirts and holes in your pants, work as a repellent, throw in some gasoline and diesel and they actually bitch as they are angered and repulsed by the odor, and those are ones that didn't flee!

    Make sure you keep plenty of grease under your fingernails, you don't want them getting any sexual ideas with your fingers!
    Also high-visibility clothing so it looks like you're a parolee earning a few crumbs as a flagger on a road-repair crew. Those radiation green safety T-shirts are kryptonite to females.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knarley Bob View Post
    If it's TACTICAL, it should repel females. "Bitch-be-gone" should be a good seller.
    Remind me, again....why are we so afraid of women?
    An escort is a woman you occasionally financially support only when she has sex with you.

    A date is a woman you occasionally financially support in the hope she will have sex with you.

    A wife is a woman you constantly financially support even when she is not having sex with you.

    An ex-wife is a woman you constantly financially support with alimony so she can have sex......with someone else.

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    Re: Tactical Soap

    If you want to attract cunts (women), you can try Cunt Fragrance, I’ve tried it a couple times, both times I had to beat women off of me with a bat, they love that smell, you might get raped, I don’t wear it anymore, but if you want attention from cunts (witch I doubt), just try Cunt, it works.

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    Re: Tactical Soap

    Tactical Soap, HAH! I can imagine every PUA in their line of work peddling this stuff. This deadass sounds like something Jose Zuniga from "Teaching Men's Fashion" would advertise shamelessly. Unless if that soap can get 5'3 manlets become pussyslayers and racking up body counts like Wilt Chamberlain, I wouldn't invest any stock in it at all.

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    Re: Tactical Soap

    Quote Originally Posted by sam luis obispo View Post
    Remind me, again....why are we so afraid of women?
    I'm not afraid of gnats, but I still want to repel them......
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    Quote Originally Posted by sam luis obispo View Post
    Remind me, again....why are we so afraid of women?
    We're not afraid of women, we're terrified of them with the awesome powers they've been granted to utterly destroy us! Women can take your freedom away on a single unsubstantiated accusation!

    I'm also afraid of leaky dynamite, and that doesn't make me a fear driven hypochondriac, as they would have you believe!

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    Re: Tactical Soap

    Interestingly enough there's little to no research on human pheromones, I wonder why.
    Anyhow, isn't it ironic that people who use this "tactical soap" essentially remove their own pheromones released with sweat which might actually attract the opposite sex and replace them with animal ones?


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