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    Are You Suffering From Toxic Masculinity? Know The Warning Signs

    "More than 40% of men today suffer from it---and their loved ones pay the price.

    It's called "toxic masculinity," and it's the latest disease to plague the nation. It can affect every aspect of a toxic man's life. Worst of all, toxic masculinity is contagious, so if you're infected, you need to know right away so you can avoid spreading it to your friends and family.

    Are you or a loved one suffering from toxic masculinity? Know the warning signs so you can seek help:

    Even the faintest whisper of facial hair - If you have a mustache, schedule a check-up. If you find a goatee on your face, consider going into the emergency room. If you have a full-grown beard, well, it's probably too late for you.

    Eating meat on occasion - A disease like toxic masculinity can quickly change your diet. If you find yourself leaving your vegan avocado quinoa soy smoothies untouched in favor of wolfing down some bacon-wrapped bacon, you might have toxic masculinity.

    Being a man who doesn't hate himself - This is the most telling sign. If you're a biological male and you don't hate yourself, toxic masculinity is already coursing through your veins. If there's going to be any hope of recovery, you need to begin hating yourself today.
    If you or your man are showing one or more of these symptoms, contact your medical professional today. Get help, before it's too late.
    https://babylonbee.com/news/are-you-...-warning-signs

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    Re: Are You Suffering From Toxic Masculinity? Know The Warning Signs

    I am 100%...….apparently

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    I got your toxic masculinity hanging right here sweetheart.

    What a joke. Not so long ago, woman who pushed their luck were looking at an attitude adjustment. Now that's toxic masculinity. Save the name calling for those who really deserve it. If meat and facial hair makes you bad, then I ought to be a serial killer.
    Every day I make the world a little bit worse.

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    Jeez...I have all three symptoms. I hope it is permanent and terminal. If I am gonna go, this is the way....

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    Re: Are You Suffering From Toxic Masculinity? Know The Warning Signs

    At first I thought it was a parody. Now I'm thinking maybe babylonbee is the real joke. Are they some kind a Hollywood crap? One thing sure, I'm not going back to find out. It don't matter, they got no facts and are talking out their ass.
    Every day I make the world a little bit worse.

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    Re: Are You Suffering From Toxic Masculinity? Know The Warning Signs

    Quote Originally Posted by frog View Post
    At first I thought it was a parody. Now I'm thinking maybe babylonbee is the real joke. Are they some kind a Hollywood crap? One thing sure, I'm not going back to find out. It don't matter, they got no facts and are talking out their ass.
    "The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire."

    Made me laugh anyway

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    Beards have lost their masculine connotation to hipster numales long ago. Every man is free to groom as he likes but most of the masculine men I know sport light stubble at best while every giggling soylet tries to hide that weak-ass jawline with a beard. Manliness is like power: if you have to constantly show it off, you don't have it.

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    I am proud of my toxic masculinity, and I go out of my way to throw it in bitch's faces; in fact, this latest attack on masculinity by gilette has inspired me to grow a beard. Thanks gilette!

    Anything the feminists shame, I embrace. I love my guns, my physical strength, my competence both at work and in general, and my above average intellect and income that no cunt will ever get her hands on. I recognize that their real problem is that they are jealous; they have a MASSIVE inferiority complex because they have no real power, which is why they have to manipulate men to achieve literally anything they want to accomplish in life. I refuse to obey, refuse to ever lift a finger to help them, and go out of my way to tell them "no" at every opportunity. I say it in the same manner I would tell a petulant child, since that's what they are.

    In spite of everything we face, being a MAN (ie not a simp or mangina) and going your own way is the absolute best thing you can be on this Earth. There is no better feeling, it never gets old, and it just gets better and better every single day.

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    Delivering proper satire is an artform.
    This is terrible. I immediately knew it was fake not because it was outlandish but because it was too precise. If you want people to believe your satirical piece and get that emotional response that it's true what you're saying then you can't place all of the 'buzzwords' in. One or two here or there is sufficient, but not all of them. And keep it generalized, don't specify too much and pinpoint exact things. This isn't history class. You want to cast a wide net so you capture everyone's attention.

    That, my friends, is how you write a proper satirical/troll piece.
    I am the Juggernaut and this post meant absolutely nothing at all.
    If you believe everything you hear is a lie, you have a 100% lie detection rate.
    The opposite holds true but I would rather be surprised by the truth than a lie.

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    Re: Are You Suffering From Toxic Masculinity? Know The Warning Signs

    You know what's really dangerous?
    Toxic femininity!
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    - Feminism is Cancer.
    - Where have all the good men gone? Away. Far far away... from you.
    - NAWALT? Maybe, but EWALT means Russian Roulette is a much safer bet...

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    Re: Are You Suffering From Toxic Masculinity? Know The Warning Signs

    Quote Originally Posted by I'm Gone View Post
    Beards have lost their masculine connotation to hipster numales long ago. Every man is free to groom as he likes but most of the masculine men I know sport light stubble at best while every giggling soylet tries to hide that weak-ass jawline with a beard. Manliness is like power: if you have to constantly show it off, you don't have it.
    I agree the hipster men somehow have made beards look very unmasculine. Maybe it is their general disposition. The stupid little "man buns" also look ridiculous and girly.

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    Skinny emasculated guys with lumberjack beards, skin tight jeans and flannel shirts. They've never cut down a single tree, but may have hugged one or two.
    These guys would wear clown suits if their strong indepennit women told them to.
    - Feminism is Cancer.
    - Where have all the good men gone? Away. Far far away... from you.
    - NAWALT? Maybe, but EWALT means Russian Roulette is a much safer bet...

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    Re: Are You Suffering From Toxic Masculinity? Know The Warning Signs

    When men start worrying about the latest fashion, they really should do some deep introspection.

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    Re: Are You Suffering From Toxic Masculinity? Know The Warning Signs

    Of course like all things Leftard it is a shifting scale which they get to have control of. You may think that being MGTOW is a very nice thing to do for women. After all, we leave them alone, don't want anything from them. We don't even look at them if we can help it. Isn't this what women want? To be left alone?

    But alas no, we would also be considered toxic. In the end a toxic male is any male who does not take women's shit and refuses to be of service to women. Oh well. I would say I tried, but in all honesty I stopped caring a long time ago.

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    Re: Are You Suffering From Toxic Masculinity? Know The Warning Signs

    Yep. Play their game by their rules or they attack. Attacks range from casual shaming to doxxing and career ruination. Never underestimate the lengths a man-hating feminist will go to exact her vengeance on a man who has "scorned" her. Scorned bitches be deadly!
    - Feminism is Cancer.
    - Where have all the good men gone? Away. Far far away... from you.
    - NAWALT? Maybe, but EWALT means Russian Roulette is a much safer bet...

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    Re: Are You Suffering From Toxic Masculinity? Know The Warning Signs

    Quote Originally Posted by Insidious_Sid View Post
    You know what's really dangerous?
    Toxic femininity!
    Venomous, to be more specific.

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    Re: Are You Suffering From Toxic Masculinity? Know The Warning Signs

    Quote Originally Posted by CPRA View Post
    Are you or a loved one suffering from toxic masculinity? Know the warning signs so you can seek help:

    Even the faintest whisper of facial hair - If you have a mustache, schedule a check-up. If you find a goatee on your face, consider going into the emergency room. If you have a full-grown beard, well, it's probably too late for you.

    Eating meat on occasion - A disease like toxic masculinity can quickly change your diet. If you find yourself leaving your vegan avocado quinoa soy smoothies untouched in favor of wolfing down some bacon-wrapped bacon, you might have toxic masculinity.
    Oh dear. Half the women I know suffer from Toxic Masculanity. It's infecting both genders now!
    Shame is a womans primary weapon. Watch for it, and call it out wherever you see it. Few women know how to handle a man immune to shame.

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    I was in a convo the other day where the people involve deal with kids. One guy said he observed the difference between boys and girls and how they handle conflict. The boys would tussle and sometimes even fight, but after a day or two they'd be hanging around together again. With girls, he said he saw some disturbing trends. Girls were attacking eachother on social media and saying incredibly hurtful, disgusting and even (legally) threatening things - but the worrysome part is that they were bringing up stuff that happened 2 or 4 or even 8 years before. Women keep score. If you're on a woman's shit list, she will keep tallying up the "bad points" you score with her. She'll feel completely justified in whatever her Hamster comes up with to exact her revenge. This is why young girls have been seen driving another schoolmate to suicide with bullying, and later in court they're stoic, but clearly spurned - looking inconvenienced that they are in court.

    Feminists always cite the same statistics - that the vast majority of violent crimes are perpetrated by men. This is true, but the men perpetrating these crimes are a very very small fraction of society. The number of batsh1t crazy women, however, is a size-able chunk of the female population. Between birth control and psych meds, 1/2 or more are outright batsh1t crazy and nearly impossible to be around without some sort of strife or conflict arising. When is the last time you saw two guys fueling a Facebook grudge match?
    Last edited by Insidious_Sid; January 25, 2019 at 5:30 PM.
    - Feminism is Cancer.
    - Where have all the good men gone? Away. Far far away... from you.
    - NAWALT? Maybe, but EWALT means Russian Roulette is a much safer bet...

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    Re: Are You Suffering From Toxic Masculinity? Know The Warning Signs

    I remember when I first heard this term "toxic masculinity".
    I was just recovering from the rage of learning about the term "rape culture" 2 weeks before it. Red pill rage was runing so deep for about 4 weeks.
    Then I found peace in learning that it wasn't just me. Finding MGTOW was so helpful.

    Now I try my best not to get offended by such crap.

    Iv been recently asking myself if im a misogynist. After reading definitions from several leading dictionaries my conclusion is yes...
    Yes i am a misogynist and im not affraid to admit it.

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    Re: Are You Suffering From Toxic Masculinity? Know The Warning Signs

    Quote Originally Posted by CPRA View Post
    "More than 40% of men today suffer from it---and their loved ones pay the price.

    It's called "toxic masculinity," and it's the latest disease to plague the nation. It can affect every aspect of a toxic man's life. Worst of all, toxic masculinity is contagious, so if you're infected, you need to know right away so you can avoid spreading it to your friends and family.

    Are you or a loved one suffering from toxic masculinity? Know the warning signs so you can seek help:

    Even the faintest whisper of facial hair - If you have a mustache, schedule a check-up. If you find a goatee on your face, consider going into the emergency room. If you have a full-grown beard, well, it's probably too late for you.

    Eating meat on occasion - A disease like toxic masculinity can quickly change your diet. If you find yourself leaving your vegan avocado quinoa soy smoothies untouched in favor of wolfing down some bacon-wrapped bacon, you might have toxic masculinity.

    Being a man who doesn't hate himself - This is the most telling sign. If you're a biological male and you don't hate yourself, toxic masculinity is already coursing through your veins. If there's going to be any hope of recovery, you need to begin hating yourself today.
    If you or your man are showing one or more of these symptoms, contact your medical professional today. Get help, before it's too late.
    https://babylonbee.com/news/are-you-...-warning-signs
    I guess I'm the most toxic motherfucker there is on earth! I have facial hair, just got done eating a chicken patty for lunch, and I sure as hell don't hate myself.


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