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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    Sam -

    I think Mr Wombat is referring to a 'grade 4'. They are called different things in different parts of the world I suppose...but it's basically the length of shave. ie/ #1/grade 1 = almost bald.

    Normally said to a barber about the top of your head...but in this case, I assume he's talking about his pubic region. I doubt many barbers would be happy about Mr W's request. It's normally a 'self-employed' job.

    Be careful boys - I once nicked myself shaving down there...ended up with a cyst...and had to have it removed in hospital. Seriously. I woke up in the recovery lounge, with the curtains open and my hospital paper pants still down by my knees. Tiny, little cock was just stuck there as everybody was walking past having a good look.

    There's the NHS for you...great at operations...crap at covering your dick up afterwards!!!!

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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    Sam -

    I think Mr Wombat is referring to a 'grade 4'. They are called different things in different parts of the world I suppose...but it's basically the length of shave. ie/ #1/grade 1 = almost bald.

    Normally said to a barber about the top of your head...but in this case, I assume he's talking about his pubic region. I doubt many barbers would be happy about Mr W's request. It's normally a 'self-employed' job.

    Be careful boys - I once nicked myself shaving down there...ended up with a cyst...and had to have it removed in hospital. Seriously. I woke up in the recovery lounge, with the curtains open and my hospital paper pants still down by my knees. Tiny, little cock was just stuck there as everybody was walking past having a good look.

    There's the NHS for you...great at operations...crap at covering your dick up afterwards!!!!

    LMFAO! Don, that was fn hilarious!

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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    Quote Originally Posted by Azure Nomad View Post
    A good point was raised though. In the age of tinder how can these speed dating event planners make money holding these failed events? Even though it was deemed a failure they still continue to go through the motions. Why?

    Women, especially "professional" women seem to want to pay good money if they have a 1% chance of talking to alpha chad at these events. These event planners are simply preying on this knowledge to make a quick buck.
    I'm wondering if these planners also double as personal relationship coaches and/or personal mate-finders, so with events like these, they're dragging the pond to see whether a few (female) fish can be caught to sign up for (and pay for) that sort of one-on-one service.

    And Alik, re. that one-on-one service deal, you keep your dirty mind to yourself!

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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    Soon these events will be sponsored by the divorce lawyers; they are seeing their gravy train disappear in front of their greedy eyes.

    The wedding dress industry died on the vine--a bad sign. So, the laws will be changed to cohabitation equals alimony. Men have realized that transparent carbon is better used on drill bits than rings--a really bad sign. Men are doing cost benefit analysis on relationships and it is not favorable. So the laws change to one-night stands equal alimony. And men sense the trap that awaits them and starts avoiding whimyn wherever possible--a devastating sign. All of the industries that depend upon romance and its fruits takes a massive hit and the economy starts to contract.

    So are they going to change the laws to make whimyn avoidance a crime punishable by marriage?

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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    Quote Originally Posted by Boar View Post
    Soon these events will be sponsored by the divorce lawyers; they are seeing their gravy train disappear in front of their greedy eyes.

    The wedding dress industry died on the vine--a bad sign. So, the laws will be changed to cohabitation equals alimony. Men have realized that transparent carbon is better used on drill bits than rings--a really bad sign. Men are doing cost benefit analysis on relationships and it is not favorable. So the laws change to one-night stands equal alimony. And men sense the trap that awaits them and starts avoiding whimyn wherever possible--a devastating sign. All of the industries that depend upon romance and its fruits takes a massive hit and the economy starts to contract.

    So are they going to change the laws to make whimyn avoidance a crime punishable by marriage?
    If they already are not . Its not like that they will announce it on the evening news . Hundreds of new laws are passed weekly ...
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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    Quote Originally Posted by Alik Sakharov View Post
    If they already are not . Its not like that they will announce it on the evening news . Hundreds of new laws are passed weekly ...
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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    Hahaha.

    44 women and only six men. Glorious. But that meant they felt like the whole thing needed to be cancelled. Why is that? Why couldn't they have carried on regardless and provided six of those women with a follow up date? As has already been pointed out, they were perfectly happy to proceed when the ratio was 9:1 in the opposite direction.

    The answer is as clear as day. Mathematics.

    If you have 44 women signed up, you need;

    1 Chad (short term asset)
    44 Perfect Beta's (long term asset)
    440 Cannon Fodder (feel good asset - to be ridiculed, looked at in disgust and then rejected)

    That's 485 men required for a 44 strong, women's hunting party.

    With just six men, rejection is assured. It's guaranteed. The boot is on the other foot this time...and that just WON'T do, will it?

    And notice that in the younger category, 8 guys and ZERO FEMALES SHOWED UP. Later, when the females WILL be showing up (with baby rabies or post-wall) these same guys will be fucking younger women. So, these females crying WHATGMG will blame (a) these men who now have options and (b) younger women (sluts!!)

    Boo hoo hoo. Pass the fucking popcorn!

    As for the wimminz, maybe they can share cat stories or experiment with eating middle-aged well-used ex-carousel pussy. Ew. I wouldn't put a latex-gloved finger into a 30+ year old tuna hole, let alone get my face anywhere near that nasty bio-hazard.
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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    'Professional' woman = working some internship at some fashion house and literally licking an alpha woman's asshole to get a 'permanent' role which probably pays 20,000/year. And that is considered 'professional'.

    Speed dating is a lot of fun if you enjoy being degraded and pressured into buy 20 cocktails for land-whales, and end up jacking-off once you are back home.

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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    Quote Originally Posted by Opaque View Post
    'Professional' woman = working some internship at some fashion house and literally licking an alpha woman's asshole to get a 'permanent' role which probably pays 20,000/year. And that is considered 'professional'.

    Speed dating is a lot of fun if you enjoy being degraded and pressured into buy 20 cocktails for land-whales, and end up jacking-off once you are back home.
    Thats why i always advised you to stop doing it
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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    Quote Originally Posted by Alik Sakharov View Post
    If they already are not . Its not like that they will announce it on the evening news . Hundreds of new laws are passed weekly ...
    Even the judges do not know all the laws.

    Ever noticed that they always carry their big ass law book and another like 5 supplementary commentary books on the law they practice, and another bunch of printed pages commentaries precisely for the section of the case that their assistants prepare for them .

    People have not a slightest idea about the laws of the state they live in except how to cross the street on a green light .

    Imagine being thrown into West Samoan sea shells game without knowing the rules except that if you lose they will kill you one time
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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    Quote Originally Posted by Azure Nomad View Post
    A good point was raised though. In the age of tinder how can these speed dating event planners make money holding these failed events? Even though it was deemed a failure they still continue to go through the motions. Why?

    Women, especially "professional" women seem to want to pay good money if they have a 1% chance of talking to alpha chad at these events. These event planners are simply preying on this knowledge to make a quick buck.
    Excellent points. I think there is a good reason why they are still doing it.

    These same women are still on Tinder and dating sites, I guarantee it. Many of them probably even have paid memberships. But they are getting NOTHING. Nobody wants them. The little attention they do get is from poor and disgusting guys who just want to fuck them. But they don't want those guys.

    Think about this. These women are mostly older and "professionals" which means they stayed single, focused on their careers, and most likely rode the cock carousel during their most attractive and fertile years. I'd also be willing to bet many of them have divorced at least one man. But out of all their past suitors, not a single one of them was good enough for her to stay in a committed relationship with him. Or, they wasted their time on Chad's who had no interest in committing to them in the first place. Big surprise there.

    So of course these women are still out there. Of course they are not finding anyone. If the high quality men they had access to in their youth weren't good enough for them then, then the low quality men they are finding certainly aren't good enough for them now.

    They are desperate. They waited too long, and they know it. They are tired and aging badly. Their "careers" most likely did not turn out all that great, and are wearing them down. They have most likely accumulated debt and very little savings, if any. Their health is failing, and they are probably starting to struggle even with their most basic daily activities.

    They are looking for a way out. They are willing to pay for these events because they have tried everything else and failed. This is their last hope, because their only alternative is so painful, they refuse to accept it. But it is inevitable. They will spend the rest of their lives alone.

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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

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    Newsflash! Breaking News!

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    No way to change its course!
    Earth to end tomorrow in cataclysmic collision and fiery explosion!
    Eiji to suffer more than anyone else!
    *summons a 10-ton safe to fall on Sam's head for being crude without being technical...*
    BAKA YARO!!!! To be that crude, you need to be as technical as Robocop....

    furthermore... how can I get interested in a "party" like that if I never know about them? they sure don't make any noise about them in the papers here, thats for certain..
    (then again, the only "party" I like is a LAN party....)
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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    In case anyone was wondering, this is the "hopeless romantic" who organized the event. No big surprises, no further words needed.


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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    LOL you will get a bleach warning violation ban
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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    Quote Originally Posted by kru-kut View Post
    I'm wondering if these planners also double as personal relationship coaches and/or personal mate-finders, so with events like these, they're dragging the pond to see whether a few (female) fish can be caught to sign up for (and pay for) that sort of one-on-one service.

    And Alik, re. that one-on-one service deal, you keep your dirty mind to yourself!
    Yes I think you are onto something as these dating coaches open up a pool of potential future clients. Especially if they fail at these dating events so they can be coached 1 on 1. It is a business and one where you would not expect women to fall for this scam in the age of tinder. Crazy times.

    Quote Originally Posted by Xanthine View Post
    Excellent points. I think there is a good reason why they are still doing it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Xanthine View Post

    These same women are still on Tinder and dating sites, I guarantee it. Many of them probably even have paid memberships. But they are getting NOTHING. Nobody wants them. The little attention they do get is from poor and disgusting guys who just want to fuck them. But they don't want those guys.

    Think about this. These women are mostly older and "professionals" which means they stayed single, focused on their careers, and most likely rode the cock carousel during their most attractive and fertile years. I'd also be willing to bet many of them have divorced at least one man. But out of all their past suitors, not a single one of them was good enough for her to stay in a committed relationship with him. Or, they wasted their time on Chad's who had no interest in committing to them in the first place. Big surprise there.

    So of course these women are still out there. Of course they are not finding anyone. If the high quality men they had access to in their youth weren't good enough for them then, then the low quality men they are finding certainly aren't good enough for them now.

    They are desperate. They waited too long, and they know it. They are tired and aging badly. Their "careers" most likely did not turn out all that great, and are wearing them down. They have most likely accumulated debt and very little savings, if any. Their health is failing, and they are probably starting to struggle even with their most basic daily activities.

    They are looking for a way out. They are willing to pay for these events because they have tried everything else and failed. This is their last hope, because their only alternative is so painful, they refuse to accept it. But it is inevitable. They will spend the rest of their lives alone.


    Yup this is a nail on the head. These women are paying for the fantasy of maybe meeting a chad and having him talk to them for 5 "long" minutes. No different than a man going to strip club and having a woman doing a lap dance for a minute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boar View Post
    So are they going to change the laws to make whimyn avoidance a crime punishable by marriage?
    I'll invoke "until death do us part" until they get the message, as necessary. I do not think it'll come to that however. Women don't want pairing, they want resources. So look for increased taxation for single men (masked as an increased overall tax rate) with subsidies for women across the board. Basically more of what we have now. Until the bottom falls out when the top 1% bails, and the system can't carry the load anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanthine View Post
    In case anyone was wondering, this is the "hopeless romantic" who organized the event. No big surprises, no further words needed.

    Her appearance is not indicative of her effectiveness. For a tradcon looking for Marriage 1.0, if she were the conduit to a choice of women who were YBVP2 (Youthful, Beautiful, Virtuous, and had Pleasing Personalities) they would not care what she looked like.

    However, for her to do that, she would need a time machine.

    (hmmm, that gives me an idea of alternate history short story. It is the mid-21st Century. Tradcon men travel to 19th and early 20th century to find women who would sign up for marriage and a trip to the 21st century. Are they so grateful to have washing machines, anti-biotics, and microwaves that they curb their hypergamous natures and eschew divorce?)
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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    Tradcon men don't even bother going to these dating events anymore. They skip the dating/courtship process and find a bride overseas. But they also move overseas like Ukraine, Brazil, Serbia, Philippines, etc. Tradcon men have learned that bringing brides to USA/Canada/Australia is a big no no.

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