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    Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    Does this sound familiar?

    MEMBERTOU, N.S. — More than 50 women in the Cape Breton Regional Municipality are asking themselves one question: Where are all the single men?

    Kim MacDonald, owner of the Queen of All Hearts Dating Services, had no choice but to cancel speed-dating events organized for the Membertou Sport and Wellness Centre last week after getting an overwhelming response from women but hardly any replies at all from men.

    But she’s not giving up playing matchmaker. Instead of finding matches for Valentine’s Day, she now hopes to help bloom some summer romances by rebooking the speed dating events for May 31 and June 1.

    “The women who had signed up were really disappointed when I had to cancel it, so I’m trying it again,” she said. “I’m a hopeless romantic, that’s just who I am.”

    MacDonald, from New Waterford, had organized five speed-dating events for different age and gender categories, including 19- to 30-year-olds; professionals ages 30 and up, same-sex males, same-sex females and golden years seniors.
    MacDonald said in the professionals category, 44 women purchased tickets compared to six men. In the golden years category, she had nine women and one man.
    The women were really attentive, checking in every few days to see how many men signed up.”

    As the event neared, MacDonald even changed tickets to half price for the men, after consulting with some of the women ticket-holders to make sure they were okay with her doing that. She said the ones spoken to were all for trying to get more men aboard.

    “I did it as a promotion to try and get more guys, and then more women then signed up!” she said, laughing.

    MacDonald said hopes with more time to promote the events, more men will sign up this time.

    “I’m opening it up to men first and then to everyone,” she said.

    “We know the women are going to sign up — they are waiting for the new dates — and we don’t want the women to be disappointed twice.”

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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    What do you make of this? Is there a Simp shortage? I can't imagine anyone other than Simps signing up for a speed rejection session. Or was there some sort of "pre screening" that disqualified the lower 80% of the male applicants?

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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    The only difference in the categories overall was in the 19-30 age group where eight men signed up but no females did.
    Surprise, surprise.

    Also, when the word "professional" is tossed around to describe females at a speed dating event it is a euphemism for women approaching the wall soon (age 30) or over it.

    Another dynamic to consider is that a speed dating event favors women which is why the event organizers wants to do more of them despite the failure.

    With the women/male category for example, the women remain seated and every five minutes, after a bell rings, the men move up a table.
    No self respecting man would want to subject himself to this torture. /end.

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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    I know why almost no men signed up. They’ve been paying attention for the last thirty years, and they’ve finally wised up.


    The woman who’s running this deal is a hopeless romantic? Well, that’s fine, in and of itself. But projecting one’s own reality onto the rest of the world will always leave you disappointed. Romance is gone. It’s been gone for decades, and that should be obvious to anyone who’s even remotely paying attention. Everyone’s rewired now. Rewired for what? For fucking, fucking, and more fucking. And for fucking over. Well, most of them, anyway—the majority under the bell curve.

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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    I've heard women complain that few men ever show up to these 'events' that this singles group I used to belong to would hold. It's true that this speed dating thing is gynocentric as hell. They want ME, of all people, to stand in line for five minutes with a 'princess'? But, there are no princesses to be found. They're all frogs!
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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    Perhaps they should consider lesbianism.

    Sorry laydeez, but your disappointment is going to continue. What the snippets above do not state were the relative prices of the tickets. Whoopdedoo cutting the mens' tickets to half price. If they were $100 to begin with, you can be damn sure the laydeez were only paying $5.

    Even if the tickets were the same price to start with, men are realizing that they will still end up paying a great deal more. So, why bother?

    I hope those lonely laydeez are comforted by their strength and independence.

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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    They could easily fix speed dating to make it a tiny bit less horrific for men: have the men stay seated, and the women move from station to station.

    That being said, the way to get laid at speed dating is socialising at the bar before the actual 'dating' bit. Like everything else organised by women, the premise is fake, a shit-test. Expecting to get laid off the actual speed dating marks you as a simp who just doesn't get it.

    And that being said, I did get laid off speed dating this one time, at the follow-up date. She was a little overweight, but so was I. She had this full afro untrimmed bush. I personally knew enough about basic sex courtesy to give myself a #4 before the date. Maybe I should have explained it to her after the coitus, but meh.

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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    A bunch of post-wall desperate women can't find any men who want to date them? Shocking. Look at all the young sluts today...even the fattest and ugliest girls have guys hitting them up constantly. They develop such an insane ego, narcissism, and addiction to getting attention on social media, that literally no man she meets will be good enough for her. Their ability to pair bond with men is permanently ruined. Well, this is how they will all end up.

    Women basically get to see what it is like for average men after they hit the wall. The difference is the man can always improve himself, and has many years to increase his value. He can acquire more money and resources, increase his muscle mass, learn new skills or talents, travel to different places, and so on. But a woman who is past her prime is pretty much toast. Once she is old and dried up, no men will want to fuck her anymore...and when men no longer sexually desire her, she is done. No man wants a wife or girlfriend who is fat, old, ugly, and barren.

    These women have absolutely nothing to offer a man. They are not "hopeless romantics", they are just hopeless.

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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    Hahaha.

    44 women and only six men. Glorious. But that meant they felt like the whole thing needed to be cancelled. Why is that? Why couldn't they have carried on regardless and provided six of those women with a follow up date? As has already been pointed out, they were perfectly happy to proceed when the ratio was 9:1 in the opposite direction.

    The answer is as clear as day. Mathematics.

    If you have 44 women signed up, you need;

    1 Chad (short term asset)
    44 Perfect Beta's (long term asset)
    440 Cannon Fodder (feel good asset - to be ridiculed, looked at in disgust and then rejected)

    That's 485 men required for a 44 strong, women's hunting party.

    With just six men, rejection is assured. It's guaranteed. The boot is on the other foot this time...and that just WON'T do, will it?

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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    My ex GF always complained when I said her daughter was putting on her 'hunting' clothes. Women can't stand the truth. I guess the truth is too abusive?
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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    Quote Originally Posted by Xanthine View Post
    A bunch of post-wall desperate women can't find any men who want to date them? Shocking. Look at all the young sluts today...even the fattest and ugliest girls have guys hitting them up constantly. They develop such an insane ego, narcissism, and addiction to getting attention on social media, that literally no man she meets will be good enough for her. Their ability to pair bond with men is permanently ruined. Well, this is how they will all end up.

    Women basically get to see what it is like for average men after they hit the wall. The difference is the man can always improve himself, and has many years to increase his value. He can acquire more money and resources, increase his muscle mass, learn new skills or talents, travel to different places, and so on. But a woman who is past her prime is pretty much toast. Once she is old and dried up, no men will want to fuck her anymore...and when men no longer sexually desire her, she is done. No man wants a wife or girlfriend who is fat, old, ugly, and barren.

    These women have absolutely nothing to offer a man. They are not "hopeless romantics", they are just hopeless.
    They see the lifestyles of wives of pro athletes , daughters of life long diplomats , elite plastic surgeons , and Russian oligarchs ...

    Im watching a daughter of a diplomat, perfect looks , her lifestyle , she looked and acted like an adult woman since she was like 11 ... and im thinking if i was the guy that won 900 millions in a lump sum , would i score her ?

    And i have serious doubts ... it aint that much after all

    She is in a different country every week . Of course all the hopeless chicks that follow her turn insane .
    You cant keep a player down!
    Dont hate him , hate your fuking bullshit game !

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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    Hahaha.

    44 women and only six men. Glorious. But that meant they felt like the whole thing needed to be cancelled. Why is that? Why couldn't they have carried on regardless and provided six of those women with a follow up date? As has already been pointed out, they were perfectly happy to proceed when the ratio was 9:1 in the opposite direction.

    The answer is as clear as day. Mathematics.

    If you have 44 women signed up, you need;

    1 Chad (short term asset)
    44 Perfect Beta's (long term asset)
    440 Cannon Fodder (feel good asset - to be ridiculed, looked at in disgust and then rejected)

    That's 485 men required for a 44 strong, women's hunting party.

    With just six men, rejection is assured. It's guaranteed. The boot is on the other foot this time...and that just WON'T do, will it?
    lolololo never heard this before LOL its hilarious
    You cant keep a player down!
    Dont hate him , hate your fuking bullshit game !

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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    well.. I dont go to those because mainly I never hear of them in the first place.....
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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    "The only difference in the categories overall was in the 19-30 age group where eight men signed up but no females did."

    Should not surprise us. We understand hypergamy.

    A woman aged 19-30 has got a season pass to the cock carousel.

    What do men look for in a woman to have a fling with?
    Youth and Beauty.
    What do men look for in a woman to marry?
    Youth, Beauty, Virtue, and a Pleasing Personality.

    The nature of youth and the feminine hamster wheel mind is self-delusion.
    Slim women aged 19-30 think that, because they are currently "a grape," that they will never become "a raisin."
    And every man likes grapes.

    Not-so-slim women think that, because they are currently "a plum," that they will never become "a prune."
    Some men like plums, but nobody really likes prunes.

    So, of course the 19-30, peek of SMV women don't have to resort to speed dating. Their idea of speed dating is calling up one of their beta orbiters and having him come over and shovel the snow off her driveway on the mere, unspoken, promise that the favor might be returned someday with sex.

    Now, let's turn to the term "professional." When a woman tells you she seeks "a professional," you have to read the subtitles. What she is really saying is that she wants a higher earning beta-male-provider, a more thoroughbred plow horse, a wage slave with more resources for her to plunder.

    Of course, she will somehow overlook the lower paid professional men. She will even toss the "professional" requirement out the window if she meets a grocery store clerk who just won the lottery and getting a $200k yearly payout for the rest of his life.

    She will say that, being "a professional" herself, she deserves someonewho is "on her level." This is more deception. If she truly is a professional, then she is working among other professionals. Of course, either she really isn't a professional, most times. She is billing specialist at a major hospital trying to snag a young, good looking physician....then, gives up and tries to snag a good looking physician...then, settles for any physician....then, will settle for an old, ugly, physician with bad breath if he is the head of surgery department.

    If she was really "a professional" and secure in her financial and social position, and truly loved her work to the point of doing it until it was time to retire, then she would not mind settling down with physically fit, funny college graduate who got tired of being a prisoner of an office cube and decided he was much happier being a carpenter.

    No, she isn't looking for an intellectual or social peer.

    She was looking for social validation and a walking Automatic Teller Machine/retirement plan.

    After about a decade and a half, the prospect of working another 25 years - like a man - before she can retire breaks the hypnotic hold that feminism has on even the most "liberated," "woke," and "strong and independent" woman, and she starts looking for a man that earns enough so she can stop working.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eiji View Post
    well.. I dont go to those because mainly I never hear of them in the first place.....
    Newsflash! Breaking News!

    Gigantic meteor is hurtling towards Earth!
    No way to change its course!
    Earth to end tomorrow in cataclysmic collision and fiery explosion!
    Eiji to suffer more than anyone else!
    What makes you happy? What brings you joy? What lifts your spirit? What tickles your fancy? What complements your mood? What catches your eye? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=durbQ7nVfQ8

    How do you look out for someone you love? How do you shelter their dreams? How do you cherish their innocence? How do you guide them through life? How do you watch over their travels? How do you show them you care? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd8PLHa6ec8

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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    Hahaha.

    44 women and only six men. Glorious. But that meant they felt like the whole thing needed to be cancelled. Why is that? Why couldn't they have carried on regardless and provided six of those women with a follow up date? As has already been pointed out, they were perfectly happy to proceed when the ratio was 9:1 in the opposite direction.

    The answer is as clear as day. Mathematics.

    If you have 44 women signed up, you need;

    1 Chad (short term asset)
    44 Perfect Beta's (long term asset)
    440 Cannon Fodder (feel good asset - to be ridiculed, looked at in disgust and then rejected)

    That's 485 men required for a 44 strong, women's hunting party.

    With just six men, rejection is assured. It's guaranteed. The boot is on the other foot this time...and that just WON'T do, will it?
    And you just know that they all want to date Chad for a while, while keeping the Beta-providers on a string....y'know, just in case they can't "domesticate" Chad, or turn Chad into a hybrid Chad-provider, or that it turns out they are not the unicorn that turns a "mustang" into a "plow horse."
    What makes you happy? What brings you joy? What lifts your spirit? What tickles your fancy? What complements your mood? What catches your eye? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=durbQ7nVfQ8

    How do you look out for someone you love? How do you shelter their dreams? How do you cherish their innocence? How do you guide them through life? How do you watch over their travels? How do you show them you care? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd8PLHa6ec8

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Wombat View Post
    . She had this full afro untrimmed bush. I personally knew enough about basic sex courtesy to give myself a #4 before the date. Maybe I should have explained it to her after the coitus, but meh.
    What is "a #4?"
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    How do you look out for someone you love? How do you shelter their dreams? How do you cherish their innocence? How do you guide them through life? How do you watch over their travels? How do you show them you care? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd8PLHa6ec8

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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    Quote Originally Posted by ABigSiameseCat View Post
    What do you make of this? Is there a Simp shortage? I can't imagine anyone other than Simps signing up for a speed rejection session. Or was there some sort of "pre screening" that disqualified the lower 80% of the male applicants?
    It might be good for some laughs. Prank them.

    Be yourself, be cagey about your work and resources. Let them reject you.

    Then have yourself paged. "Dr. Smith, paging Dr. Smith."

    Later, when they are filing out to go home to feed their cats, you are waiting outside. Not for an Uber, but for the biggest dang limousine with driver you can rent.

    Just mess with their minds.
    What makes you happy? What brings you joy? What lifts your spirit? What tickles your fancy? What complements your mood? What catches your eye? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=durbQ7nVfQ8

    How do you look out for someone you love? How do you shelter their dreams? How do you cherish their innocence? How do you guide them through life? How do you watch over their travels? How do you show them you care? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd8PLHa6ec8

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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    Sam -

    I think Mr Wombat is referring to a 'grade 4'. They are called different things in different parts of the world I suppose...but it's basically the length of shave. ie/ #1/grade 1 = almost bald.

    Normally said to a barber about the top of your head...but in this case, I assume he's talking about his pubic region. I doubt many barbers would be happy about Mr W's request. It's normally a 'self-employed' job.

    Be careful boys - I once nicked myself shaving down there...ended up with a cyst...and had to have it removed in hospital. Seriously. I woke up in the recovery lounge, with the curtains open and my hospital paper pants still down by my knees. Tiny, little cock was just stuck there as everybody was walking past having a good look.

    There's the NHS for you...great at operations...crap at covering your dick up afterwards!!!!

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    Re: Speed-dating event in Membertou cancelled due to lack of men..Bwhahah..

    A good point was raised though. In the age of tinder how can these speed dating event planners make money holding these failed events? Even though it was deemed a failure they still continue to go through the motions. Why?

    Women, especially "professional" women seem to want to pay good money if they have a 1% chance of talking to alpha chad at these events. These event planners are simply preying on this knowledge to make a quick buck.


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