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    Do The Shit Tests Ever End

    I have a female friend/acquaintance. For the most part she's actually pretty cool, swears off the hassles of kids, marriage and relationships and enjoys her single life. We have some pretty entertaining debates and she always pays if we are out to demonstrate her "strong independent womanhood" Damn straight you pay for the privilege of my company!! She'll also recant her position when proven wrong.

    Lately, (at 39 and a Big ole gal) she's been make some subtle hints about the fast approaching wall, I mean how she wouldn't mind meeting someone who's unobtrusive to her life to spend some time with. I've been getting the feeling she's been directing it towards me.

    She texts me yesterday asking if I want to meet her for lunch today and we agree she'd call me today at a specific time to decide where we'd meet. 2 1/2 hours late (I knew exactly what was going to happen yesterday, btw) I receive this text, "It's my day off, there is so much I wanted to do. And...I'm sick. It's not fair.

    Already expecting it I just laughed, waited an hour or so and replied, "I totally forgot..." If I didn't respond she'd think I was angry and emotionally invested. If I inquired as to how she was feeling I'd feed right into the delusion. She's done!! That's all it takes these days to wean yourself out of my life.

    What makes this most comical is she knows how quick I am to cut bait and that I have a zero bullshit policy in every aspect of my life. She's witnessed it. So that demonstrates the over inflated egos of these 30 something women...that's she's "special" enough for me to make an exception for.

    Oh the feeling of being free...liberating beyond words.

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    Re: Do The Shit Tests Ever End

    No dude - they never end. I'm surprised she pulled that one. She'll probably come back trying to make amends I imagine...
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    Re: Do The Shit Tests Ever End

    Quote Originally Posted by Chairborne View Post
    No dude - they never end. I'm surprised she pulled that one. She'll probably come back trying to make amends I imagine...
    I agree. The short answer and all you need to know is .....NO.

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    Re: Do The Shit Tests Ever End

    Quote Originally Posted by Chef View Post
    She texts me yesterday asking if I want to meet her for lunch today and we agree she'd call me today at a specific time to decide where we'd meet. 2 1/2 hours late (I knew exactly what was going to happen yesterday, btw) I receive this text, "It's my day off, there is so much I wanted to do. And...I'm sick. It's not fair."
    While I've been subjected to plenty of shit-tests myself, my perception isn't reaching into this anecdote far enough to determine what the shit-test actually was.

    Was she trying to manipulate you into coming over and taking care of her while she was sick, or was it just that she was 2 1/2 hours late in calling you?

    Elaborate. Uh...you know...for new guys, who might need guidance about how to deliberately fail shit-tests. Not me, the expert.

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    Re: Do The Shit Tests Ever End

    Well, to be fair, you can make the more intelligent among them think twice, and reduce the shit-tests to a comfortable level. But speaking from experience, it takes lots and lots of perseverance, and a strong will to not just slap her silly. Usually not worth the effort.

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    Re: Do The Shit Tests Ever End

    They will love it when you fail, and hate you for your weakness. A woman who tests her man isn't quite sure about him yet. Most likely it won't end bc women are rarely certain of anything. The more often she does the shit test, the more likely she thinks you're weak. You have the right idea about using the zero tolerance policy with women.

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    Re: Do The Shit Tests Ever End

    Has anyone tried calling them out directly for shit testing? I've tried before but most of them had no idea they were even doing it until I explained the psychology of it, even then they were in denial..
    Marrying a woman is like taking a shit upside down every day for the rest of your life. Don't do it!

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    Re: Do The Shit Tests Ever End

    My last FWB got kicked to the curb for similar crap.

    Strike 1: Asks to come over. Calls about 2 hours before she's due with some BS reason she can't come over.

    Strike 2: The very next time she asks to come over. Calls 1hr before due by me. Just too tired to make it.

    So I thought to myself Bang.... You just struck out!
    This ain't baseball bitch. I can toss you out of the game on strike 2.

    I couldn't resist fucking with her head after words. She would call and I would chat all nice and then hang up. I just would not invite for her to come over. She would email and I would reply nice as can be. Again with no invite to come over. Went that way about 2 weeks.

    Finally she asked why aren't you inviting me over? I said I have. Twice. You wasted my time twice. I have no more time I wish to waste on you. She was speechless. Have never heard from her again.
    "People are always angry at anyone who chooses very individual standards for his life; because of the extraordinary treatment which that man grants to himself, they feel degraded, like ordinary beings."
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    Re: Do The Shit Tests Ever End

    I have a female friend/acquaintance. For the most part she's actually pretty cool, swears off the hassles of kids, marriage and relationships and enjoys her single life. We have some pretty entertaining debates and she always pays if we are out to demonstrate her "strong independent womanhood" Damn straight you pay for the privilege of my company!! She'll also recant her position when proven wrong.
    This sounds so familar.Known quite a few gals like this until one day they turn the corner and stand there starring at the face of reality.

    I receive this text, "It's my day off, there is so much I wanted to do. And...I'm sick. It's not fair.
    I've always wondered what page that was in the play book.

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    Re: Do The Shit Tests Ever End

    Playing hard to get is rule no.1 . Why is it employed so often in the beginning? Because it works on most dudes - they start pursuing hard core.

    Similar things happen to me all the time right now. My rule is 2 strikes, you are out. No self-respecting man should have time for this. If she calls you back and does all the work to make it up to you, fine, otherwise, stay away.

    By more men training women that this shit is not okay, they'll eventually (probably after many, many decades ) stop doing it - at least the more perceptive ones.

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    Re: Do The Shit Tests Ever End

    I really wonder how could these women live with themselves: are they really this dense to be ignorant that such a personality is repulsive? Having a vagina does not mean the world will bow down to you and take the shit that you fling to them.
    Cuiusvis hominis est errare; nullius nisi insipientis in errore perseverare. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

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    Re: Do The Shit Tests Ever End

    Quote Originally Posted by VLazarusC View Post
    Having a vagina does not mean the world will bow down to you and take the shit that you fling to them.
    You nailed it with that statement, they think it does because of all the pussy beggars in the world. These guys make men look bad period.


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