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    No, YOU make me a sandwich


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    Re: No, YOU make me a sandwich

    Fat.

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    Re: No, YOU make me a sandwich

    YOU make ME ill

    EDIT: Actually she doesn't need another sandwich...

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    Re: No, YOU make me a sandwich

    Any more sandwiches and the department of homeland security would have an incident on their hands.

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    Re: No, YOU make me a sandwich

    If I make her a sandwich with laxatives, can I call it a "hero"?
    Isaiah 4:1 (KJV)
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    Re: No, YOU make me a sandwich

    Those sandwiches belong to hungry kids, fucking fatass.

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    Re: No, YOU make me a sandwich

    Sandwiches tremble at the mere mention of her name......
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    Re: No, YOU make me a sandwich

    Apparently This is what a feminist looks like.
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    Re: No, YOU make me a sandwich

    I say, slather her fat ass in mayonnaise and put her between two enormous slices of bread.
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    Re: No, YOU make me a sandwich

    What the fuck is that protruding from her forehead? A turd? A dildo? Perhaps a Cuban cigar?

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    Re: No, YOU make me a sandwich

    Quote Originally Posted by skeezerbreezer View Post
    What the fuck is that protruding from her forehead? A turd? A dildo? Perhaps a Cuban cigar?
    Her Unidildo.

    The only pleasure she will ever know.

    Pity it cannot cook for her.

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    Re: No, YOU make me a sandwich

    Quote Originally Posted by jagrmeister View Post
    If a beta blue-pill mangina slapped her fat ass at Thanksgiving he could ride the wave until St. Patrick's Day.

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    Re: No, YOU make me a sandwich

    The really funny part is she more than likely thinks she is smoking hot.

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    Re: No, YOU make me a sandwich

    I guarantee that if a man were to tell her that she is unattractive because of her weight, she would tell him that he is shallow and does not appreciate a fuller figured woman.

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    Re: No, YOU make me a sandwich

    You can tell why she is fat,having drawings of two sandwiches whilst describing one sandwich.

    She eats for two ...at least!

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    Re: No, YOU make me a sandwich

    Quote Originally Posted by MrBlue View Post
    I guarantee that if a man were to tell her that she is unattractive because of her weight, she would tell him that he is shallow and does not appreciate a fuller figured woman.
    Template response. Realistically, how else can the hamster rationalize their own piss-poor decisions in life and assign blame and responsibility onto someone else and concurrently make themselves the victim? Women avoid accountability like plague. This is the anticipated defense mechanism of the twat.

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    Re: No, YOU make me a sandwich

    I will, if you iron my shirt.
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    Re: No, YOU make me a sandwich

    What'll ya have, hon? A gallon of ice cream and a dozen donuts between two slices of bread?

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    Re: No, YOU make me a sandwich

    The wonderful irony here is that she probably doesn't realize that the "make me a sandwich" line is a statement of opinion of what she brings to the table (see what I did there?) - so by demanding one be brought to her she is saying that there is in fact nothing worthwhile left.

    Not that we couldn't already tell that empirically.
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    Re: No, YOU make me a sandwich

    Quote Originally Posted by MrBlue View Post
    I guarantee that if a man were to tell her that she is unattractive because of her weight, she would tell him that he is shallow and does not appreciate a fuller figured woman.
    That is not a full figure.
    That is overflow.
    Jabba the Twat.
    Isaiah 4:1 (KJV)
    And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach.


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    But she's doing well!


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