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    Anyone Remember This Commercial For EHarmony?

    Please share your thoughts?
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    Re: Anyone Remember This Commercial For EHarmony?

    LOL! Maybe it is your turn.
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    Re: Anyone Remember This Commercial For EHarmony?

    E-Harmony.

    What does the 'E' stand for?? 'Extra' responsibility of paying out for someone else's kids??

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    Re: Anyone Remember This Commercial For EHarmony?

    Classic woman. After years of ridding the cock carousel and having who knows kid, she settles down with a steady white knight paycheck.

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    Re: Anyone Remember This Commercial For EHarmony?

    Good 'ol Norm.

    Galloping up on his mighty steed, riding like the wind and scooping the Damsel up without breaking stride - riding majestically off into the sunset. Then having to go back for the kid.

    You can meet Norm if you want. In prison in 5 years. Just after his bank account has been successfully emptied and he's been wrongly convicted of DV and kiddy fiddling.

    Thanks Norm!!!!

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    Re: Anyone Remember This Commercial For EHarmony?

    Not once did the sack of estrogenised shit mention what a catch HE was. Just blathered on about what SHE wanted and was looking for. Her voice grated on my fucking nerves. She's got that angry 'spunk on my face' expression from her chad bangin days, but mr white knight here will never see that kind of action.

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    Re: Anyone Remember This Commercial For EHarmony?

    taff what a snow job......
    I think dating sites are a waste of markup language..... in fact, I was on a forum for "recovering nice guys"... several of them tried this, and they all got told "no matches"...
    now if this site's commercials were even half as "honest" as they claim... such an outcome would be highly improbable speaking mathematically... one I can stomach.. but several in various parts of the continent?? something isn't right about that...
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