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    I went to the makeup store!

    A store that sells mostly makeup. In a rich stay at home mother part of town. How stupid was that?

    It also sells men's cologne and I wanted to pick up some 'La Nuit de l'Homme' which is some funny language for 'Night of the Homo' even though I'm not gay. :P

    Their newest reformulation is very close to the the GOAT original from 2012 or so. It's a panty dropper, especially for young stupid girls.

    SO many fat old women spending SO much money. Literally $2-600 on makeup and moisturizer and crap. It was insane how crowded it was.

    I made no eye contact with any of them but could tell by the looks on their faces in my peripheral vision that they didn't like me. They also look at my hands for a wedding band, which I obviously don't have. Talk about being a stranger in a strange land.

    The parking lot was full of full size SUV's that must have been at least $50K. A couple of poor men at the wheel waiting in their vehicles with that 'Thousand shit tests' stare on their faces.

    I went home and ordered pizza afterwards.

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    Re: I went to the makeup store!

    You have left me speechless.

    But honestly I would have messed with those uppity bitches. If I would've saw them giving me dirty looks then I would've acted all faggoty. I am not gay either but it would be funny to see them shit themselves. Whats even funnier is a guy that looks like me acting all faggoty. I am a pretty big guy so it would've made it even more funny.

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    Re: I went to the makeup store!

    Quote Originally Posted by Tangent View Post
    'Thousand shit tests' stare
    Epic expression!

    We had the "thousand cocks stare" for ho's, and now we have something similar to blue pills.
    And what a sad image it conjures...

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    Re: I went to the makeup store!

    Ha, that thousand shit tests was just on the drive to the store.

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    Re: I went to the makeup store!

    Quote Originally Posted by Manfred View Post
    Epic expression!

    We had the "thousand cocks stare" for ho's, and now we have something similar to blue pills.
    And what a sad image it conjures...
    Would this be the beaten down, hopeless look? The "Just kill me now, please?!" look? It's a great term, regardless.

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    Re: I went to the makeup store!

    Actually going into a makeup store could be the inclusivity shit test for whimyn. Just be sure to sport stilettos, a mini-skirt and five o'clock shadow. Give yourself 10 points for every inch dangling below the hem.....

    Add 50 points if you slap your wang down on the counter and ask to color match the lipstick.

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    Re: I went to the makeup store!

    Quote Originally Posted by Tangent View Post
    A store that sells mostly makeup. In a rich stay at home mother part of town. How stupid was that?

    It also sells men's cologne and I wanted to pick up some 'La Nuit de l'Homme' which is some funny language for 'Night of the Homo' even though I'm not gay. :P

    Their newest reformulation is very close to the the GOAT original from 2012 or so. It's a panty dropper, especially for young stupid girls.

    SO many fat old women spending SO much money. Literally $2-600 on makeup and moisturizer and crap. It was insane how crowded it was.

    I made no eye contact with any of them but could tell by the looks on their faces in my peripheral vision that they didn't like me. They also look at my hands for a wedding band, which I obviously don't have. Talk about being a stranger in a strange land.

    The parking lot was full of full size SUV's that must have been at least $50K. A couple of poor men at the wheel waiting in their vehicles with that 'Thousand shit tests' stare on their faces.

    I went home and ordered pizza afterwards.
    Yeah , yeah

    Fuck i was about to go to sleep but you made me laugh
    You cant keep a player down!
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    Re: I went to the makeup store!

    Quote Originally Posted by Boar View Post
    Actually going into a makeup store could be the inclusivity shit test for whimyn. Just be sure to sport stilettos, a mini-skirt and five o'clock shadow. Give yourself 10 points for every inch dangling below the hem.....

    Add 50 points if you slap your wang down on the counter and ask to color match the lipstick.
    Friend of mine who is of Scottish decent, was asked what he liked wearing under his kilt. He told the woman "Preferably lip stick"...and gave her a wink.
    As soon as she says "I do", she don't
    MOLON LABE......."Come take them"

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    Re: I went to the makeup store!

    Abundance mentality. Women go to extreme lengths to transform a male spiritually rich embodiment of life to a life of void that she claims to fill. The entire gynocentric ideology is based on 'a woman completes a man'. Blue pill indoctrination repeats the mantra to young boys/adolescent males that without women they are losers. That ensures that the vapid, empty shells that womanhood is has an insurance policy to suck the vitality out of masculine energy.

    You give these women everything - from money, to family, to social standing, to love, to have children - but in the end she will lower herself to the void in her soul and make sure everyone around her does a good job fulfilling that emptiness.

    Marriage is bad. But associating with any type of female in the long term is equally toxic.

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    Re: I went to the makeup store!

    Quote Originally Posted by BilBoRing View Post

    Marriage is bad. But associating with any type of female in the long term is equally toxic.
    Agreed. Even women associating with eachother make themselves miserable. The only way women are happy is when the are with a blue pill man that the are starting to destroy...
    Once he is thoroughly destroyed, its no longer fun.

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    Re: I went to the makeup store!

    "Night of the Homo," LMFAO!

    I would've gone in wearing a dirty cold-weather bodysuit, an orange poly knit beanie, and a yellow/green hi-vis vest, like I'd just got done my shift directing traffic for a road-repair crew as part of my minimum-security arrangement with the judge, and I'd have watched the seas part as I approached the counter.


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