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    Makeup is.....

    ....drawing a prettier girl's face on top of your own."
    An escort is a woman you occasionally financially support only when she has sex with you.

    A date is a woman you occasionally financially support in the hope she will have sex with you.

    A wife is a woman you constantly financially support even when she is not having sex with you.

    An ex-wife is a woman you constantly financially support with alimony so she can have sex......with someone else.

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    Re: Makeup is.....

    ......the reason why your pillows are in a complete mess and there's a fugly chick laying next to you that wasn't there the night before.

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    Re: Makeup is.....

    I kid you not, I once knew a newlywed woman who claimed she got up every morning before her husband woke up to put on her makeup. She said he'd never seen her without it on before, and she was terrified that he was going to one day. That was the mentality of those liberated women in the 70's. I wonder what they think now that they're in their 70's. Has he seen her without her makeup yet, or did she bail and take the kids never to return before he ever got to? I wonder sometimes.
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    Re: Makeup is.....

    Make up = War Paint.
    Or cammo face paint if you are an archer....same difference, really....
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    Re: Makeup is.....

    The more makeup the more I am am turned off, always have been that way, feel like they are trying to hide something....well in all actuality we know they are.

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    Re: Makeup is.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Warfish View Post
    The more makeup the more I am am turned off, always have been that way, feel like they are trying to hide something....well in all actuality we know they are.
    One of my girlfriends always caked her face with that stuff. Eye shadow, mascara, layers of stuff on her cheeks that left me with a disgusting taste on my lips, lipstick she reapplied every hour, you name it. I told her she'd be better looking without that crap, and going natural is better for her skin anyway. She slowly stopped using them one after another, and guess what? She looked like a cute, healthy chick!

    The day after we split up (in 2008) we went to a friend's place to watch the European Football Championship (soccer), guess what I saw when I got into her car... yup, face caked in that shit again.
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    Makeup for women in my age group is called for. I remember as a kid an old Baptist Preacher said; "if the barn looks better painted........paint the blame thing" All things look better with maintenance....

    but but but but!!!!!!

    as I look at younger generation girls these days all I see Is clown makeup and HO paint..... NO moderation... and no damn class.....if they even understand the concept.....
    Anyways.......fuk'em all!

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    Re: Makeup is.....

    a form of provocation. Same with smiles, flirting and other niceties whammies engage in. Unless sex is a part of the deal, not as a potential but as a matter of fact; then by default it is provocative.

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    The other use for makeup - foundation in particular - is to hide emotional reactions. Very necessary in a woman's world and their ongoing war of words. Women are supremely sensitive to colour and emotion. An undisguised flush or paling of the face will give every other woman in the room ample ammo. Makeup is a defence against other women.

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    But dont you dare put any toppik on that hair thinning spot...thats cheating or rape if the finds out the following morning.

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    Re: Makeup is.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Jackal View Post
    But dont you dare put any toppik on that hair thinning spot...thats cheating or rape if the finds out the following morning.
    LOL!! Yea funny I heard in good ol' United Kingdom, if a woman finds our you lied about your occupation, and she ends sleeping with you because of that, then that is considered 'deception rape'. I cannot verify this but it is hypocrisy of the highest!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Opaque View Post
    LOL!! Yea funny I heard in good ol' United Kingdom, if a woman finds our you lied about your occupation, and she ends sleeping with you because of that, then that is considered 'deception rape'. I cannot verify this but it is hypocrisy of the highest!
    I googled it, it happened in Israel. A guy got convicted because he said he was a brain surgeon

    The UK conviction was a woman posing as a man to get sex from a woman. 10x had sex with the woman, and the woman never knew lol

    The best one was from California
    ""On March 30, 1984, Daniel Kayton Boro called a Holiday Inn in South San Francisco. Mariana De Bella was a hotel clerk who answered the phone that morning. Boro told De Bella that he was "Dr. Stevens" and that he worked at Peninsula Hospital. Boro (pretending to be "Dr. Stevens") said that he had the results of her blood test and that she had contracted a dangerous, extremely infectious and possibly deadly disease from using public toilets. Boro went on to tell her that she could be sued for spreading the disease and that she had only two options for treatment. The first option he told her about was an extremely painful surgical procedure (which he described in graphic and gory detail) that would cost $9,000 and require a six week hospital stay that would not be covered by insurance. The second option, Boro said, was to have sexual intercourse with an anonymous "donor" who would administer a vaccine through sexual intercourse with her. The clerk agreed to the sexual intercourse and arranged to pay $1000 for it,""

    wiki page on rape by deception


    These women have to right to exist being this stupid

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    No, no, your honor... I said DRAIN SURGEON.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FrankS View Post
    I googled it, it happened in Israel. A guy got convicted because he said he was a brain surgeon

    The UK conviction was a woman posing as a man to get sex from a woman. 10x had sex with the woman, and the woman never knew lol

    The best one was from California
    ""On March 30, 1984, Daniel Kayton Boro called a Holiday Inn in South San Francisco. Mariana De Bella was a hotel clerk who answered the phone that morning. Boro told De Bella that he was "Dr. Stevens" and that he worked at Peninsula Hospital. Boro (pretending to be "Dr. Stevens") said that he had the results of her blood test and that she had contracted a dangerous, extremely infectious and possibly deadly disease from using public toilets. Boro went on to tell her that she could be sued for spreading the disease and that she had only two options for treatment. The first option he told her about was an extremely painful surgical procedure (which he described in graphic and gory detail) that would cost $9,000 and require a six week hospital stay that would not be covered by insurance. The second option, Boro said, was to have sexual intercourse with an anonymous "donor" who would administer a vaccine through sexual intercourse with her. The clerk agreed to the sexual intercourse and arranged to pay $1000 for it,""

    wiki page on rape by deception


    These women have to right to exist being this stupid
    If a woman lies about her background, let's say she's some low life and milking state benefits or she is some useless cunt who uses her sexuality to get ahead in the corporate ladder; then that is considered 'girl power'. When a man even exagerrates his paycheck - he is considered a criminal.

    It's not about equality and never has been. It's about power.

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    Re: Makeup is.....

    ... indicative of duplicity. They don't want anyone to know who they really are underneath.

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    Re: Makeup is.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Jackoff View Post
    ... indicative of duplicity. They don't want anyone to know who they really are underneath.
    Yup, and it has been like this for aeons. Men are just starting to wake up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Wombat View Post
    The other use for makeup - foundation in particular - is to hide emotional reactions. Very necessary in a woman's world and their ongoing war of words. Women are supremely sensitive to colour and emotion. An undisguised flush or paling of the face will give every other woman in the room ample ammo. Makeup is a defence against other women.
    This x100. Even in prisons, women are allowed cosmetics, because the bulk of that fake-up is specifically for the sake of other women. Why do you think "naturally pretty" girls wear it despite not needing it, and are utterly despised by other women if they go without? I knew this angelic hippy girl back in college who was the object of blistering rage by other women. I think the only thing that got her out of it is that she refused to shave her body hair, thereby effectively placing herself "off the market" as far as practically every guy on campus was concerned. She -never- had a boyfriend throughout college due to this conviction...

    And strangely enough, a huge number of guys considered her "off-limits", much like a Nun... Weird life. Shit, she's probably handling the Wall pretty well nowadays, all things considered.


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