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    Kate+8 is looking to date: Hypergamy personified

    I guess the royalty money from the "Jon and Kate plus 8" show is drying up, and Kate, long divorced, and with 8 kids who are now sullen, cynical, and vocal teenagers who are no longer cute, needs a new TV show.

    So, she has a new reality show. Matchmakers are going to set up on 10 dates.

    The problem is she is no longer young.

    She was never beautiful.

    As a 40-something woman with a vagina that can be used smuggle bowling pins into maximum security....well, virtue is not an issue.

    Well, maybe she has a pleasing personality?

    Uh, no. She is very angry at the world. Men try to entertain her and she has the demeanor of a civil servant at the Department of Motor Vehicles who has been forced to work without pay on a Sunday. She approaches each date with all the friendliness of a prison guard.

    None of the men are good enough for her. Successful, good looking mature men who would have not problem dating women 15 years younger than her, women who don't have 8 kids, spend hours and hundreds of dollars trying to show her a good time, and she has a permanent facial expression like someone is holding a turd to her nose.

    Worse, every date will be filmed, and Kate will review the footage with two of her overweight daughters and they review all the "failings" of these men.

    She is the modern equivalent of the fairy tale princess who sleeps on 100 mattresses stacked one upon the other and wakes up complaining about how uncomfortably she slept because their were 3 peas underneath the mattresses.
    An escort is a woman you occasionally financially support only when she has sex with you.

    A date is a woman you occasionally financially support in the hope she will have sex with you.

    A wife is a woman you constantly financially support even when she is not having sex with you.

    An ex-wife is a woman you constantly financially support with alimony so she can have sex......with someone else.

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    Re: Kate+8 is looking to date: Hypergamy personified

    Imagine child support TIMES EIGHT. hahaha. What a fucking deal that is.
    - Feminism is Cancer.
    - Where have all the good men gone? Away. Far far away... from you.
    - NAWALT? Maybe, but EWALT means Russian Roulette is a much safer bet...

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    Re: Kate+8 is looking to date: Hypergamy personified

    These women are literal garbage heaps. I'm glad they have sunk so low...it makes them easier to ignore, and to avoid.

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    Re: Kate+8 is looking to date: Hypergamy personified

    Quote Originally Posted by Insidious_Sid View Post
    Imagine child support TIMES EIGHT. hahaha. What a fucking deal that is.
    With the kids heading off to college, that won't be a factor for whatever new man Kate ropes into that dumpster fire.

    For her ex-husband, probably not an issue. There were the royalty checks from TV show to split up.
    An escort is a woman you occasionally financially support only when she has sex with you.

    A date is a woman you occasionally financially support in the hope she will have sex with you.

    A wife is a woman you constantly financially support even when she is not having sex with you.

    An ex-wife is a woman you constantly financially support with alimony so she can have sex......with someone else.

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    Re: Kate+8 is looking to date: Hypergamy personified

    Quote Originally Posted by Xanthine View Post
    These women are literal garbage heaps. I'm glad they have sunk so low...it makes them easier to ignore, and to avoid.
    So, five years from now, will we be subjected to a new show entitled: "Kate + 8 Cats?"
    An escort is a woman you occasionally financially support only when she has sex with you.

    A date is a woman you occasionally financially support in the hope she will have sex with you.

    A wife is a woman you constantly financially support even when she is not having sex with you.

    An ex-wife is a woman you constantly financially support with alimony so she can have sex......with someone else.

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    Re: Kate+8 is looking to date: Hypergamy personified

    She pushed out 8 kids through that thing. You could skateboard in there.
    - Feminism is Cancer.
    - Where have all the good men gone? Away. Far far away... from you.
    - NAWALT? Maybe, but EWALT means Russian Roulette is a much safer bet...

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    Re: Kate+8 is looking to date: Hypergamy personified

    That woman is a literal money pit with her vaginal cavity being just as large. Ain't no dude investing in that. Even if she weren't such a total bitch, that would only be a slight 20% increase in value when everything else about her is factored, middle aged, 8 kids, possible debt. Reality TV world is such a toxic place.

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    Re: Kate+8 is looking to date: Hypergamy personified

    The show might do okay. There are millions of self-entitled baby-factory dirtbags who will identify with her. I actually didn't know who she was, so I had to look her up. She's got a bad case of deadface, which typically comes about after having made poor life choices and then realizing exactly where you've put yourself.

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    Re: Kate+8 is looking to date: Hypergamy personified

    Quote Originally Posted by kru-kut View Post
    The show might do okay. There are millions of self-entitled baby-factory dirtbags who will identify with her. I actually didn't know who she was, so I had to look her up. She's got a bad case of deadface, which typically comes about after having made poor life choices and then realizing exactly where you've put yourself.
    "deadface:" so, descriptive. So apt.
    An escort is a woman you occasionally financially support only when she has sex with you.

    A date is a woman you occasionally financially support in the hope she will have sex with you.

    A wife is a woman you constantly financially support even when she is not having sex with you.

    An ex-wife is a woman you constantly financially support with alimony so she can have sex......with someone else.

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    Re: Kate+8 is looking to date: Hypergamy personified

    She is the poster child for MGTOW. In every single way.

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    Re: Kate+8 is looking to date: Hypergamy personified

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    I don't think so, Donkey, Grand Canyon is where people like to go and play, I think she's more like the Mariana's trench, deep, dark, cold, and nobody goes there!


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    Re: Kate+8 is looking to date: Hypergamy personified

    Mariana Strench?? I can't stand her songs!!


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    Re: Kate+8 is looking to date: Hypergamy personified

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    Mariana Strench?? I can't stand her songs!!

    You think she's bad? Try Mariana Stench! And I'm not talking about the fish!


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    Re: Kate+8 is looking to date: Hypergamy personified

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    You think she's bad? Try Mariana Stench! And I'm not talking about the fish!


    That thing needs throwing back in the water....and I'm not talking about the fish either!!

    Worst Mermaid porn collection ever!!!

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    Re: Kate+8 is looking to date: Hypergamy personified

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    That thing needs throwing back in the water....and I'm not talking about the fish either!!

    Worst Mermaid porn collection ever!!!
    I dunno, I think the fish is kinda cute, just needs warming up and she'll do just fine!

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    Re: Kate+8 is looking to date: Hypergamy personified

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    I dunno, I think the fish is kinda cute, just needs warming up and she'll do just fine!

    Nah....not for me. If they're not covered in batter and next to some chips....I'm not interested.

    Besides, if I ever got to the point where I fancied having sex with something that's cold, lifeless, doesn't even wriggle about a bit and smells of fish....I'd give the ex a quick call.


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    Re: Kate+8 is looking to date: Hypergamy personified

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    Nah....not for me. If they're not covered in batter and next to some chips....I'm not interested.

    Besides, if I ever got to the point where I fancied having sex with something that's cold, lifeless, doesn't even wriggle about a bit and smells of fish....I'd give the ex a quick call.

    You Aquaphobic self righteous Alt-right wagon pulling herbivore! Warm fish isn't dead fish! Those people are Necroaquaphiliacs! Stay away from them, they're the real sickos!


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