Thread: Good men needed for an important job

This is a very important job boys, ok. Good men are need to get this project up and running.




What is the most white knight, mangina, feminist, soy boy act a man can make???


DONATING SPERM TO THE SPERM BANK

This website makes me want to puke...
https://www.spermdonorsaustralia.com.au/

Top 10 Reasons to Donate



"Sperm donors are asked: Why do you want to become a sperm donor?

These are some of the reasons they gave:

1. To help single women or couples (heterosexual or same sex) who cannot conceive naturally.
2. It is an opportunity to give back and provide a service for someone.
3. They have seen firsthand the joy a new child can bring to a family and they would like to help women or couples who are unable to achieve a pregnancy.
4. They would like to help others enjoy parenthood as much as they have (donors with children).
5. To help women and couples unable to bear children; to add something new to their life.
6. To make a difference in the world. Some people would like to leave at least a “footprint” on the earth.
7. Giving is a good thing to do.
8. A friend’s recommendation. It is an easy way to help others and further medical research.
9. Because of the shortage of donors at SDA.
10. It is a good cause.

By becoming a sperm donor you will be part of an exceptional group of men who have chosen to help others in fulfilling their dreams of having a family."

"City Fertility operates an active Sperm Donor Program to provide single women with the opportunity to make their dreams of motherhood a reality. We have a great variety of donor sperm available."

First on the list... Single women. Surprise surprise.
As if im going to jerk off into a cup just to help these entitled bitches that are dazed and confused from the carousel.

Im an organ donor but I better check the details cos I don't want any motherfucker taking my sperm.
They can use my corpse for spare parts but not my jizz.

I can just imagine some beta cuck telling us "think of the greater good, the future of humanity, how hard can it be"



That hard. Its not even as simple as jacking off into a cup.
The explination of this process on the website is so long and convoluted i didn't bother pasting it here.

How about a payment at least...

"In Australia, the donation of reproductive tissue must be altruistic. It is an offence for someone to intentionally give or offer valuable consideration to another person for the supply of a human egg, human sperm or a human embryo. It is also an offence for a person to intentionally receive, or offer to receive, valuable consideration from another person for the supply of a human egg, human sperm or a human embryo. However, this does not include the reimbursement of reasonable, verifiable out-of-pocket expenses incurred by a person in connection with the supply of a human egg, human sperm or human embryo."

My red pill translation is that guys are being paid jack shit. Your seed is worthless. Only "out of pocket expenses"

So why would any man do this... Cucked. Totally cucked by the feminists in this gynocentric society.

Call me old school but men will never aim to be a hero nor would they ever call themselves one. And I mean men who have actually put themselves in peril to save lives or in the line of duty.

Not males who cum in a cup so Lezzie can have a kid despite nature or because some woman figures she will get more Gov. $$$$

Squirt in a cup to be a hero? Really?

Does that "hero" label still work as a before-the-fact inducer? If it ever did?

I guess it's to a smart man's benefit that the opposition still thinks so. You can laugh at 'em.

A woman must have thought this title up, trying to work on man's feelings, when they don't like or don't get what they want it's shaming tactics, and to try get what they want it's praise tactics, oh you're my hero!

Sad thing is some chumps will buy into this.

“Know yourselves – be infertile and let the earth be silent after ye.” —Peter Wessel Zapffe, The Last Messiah, 1933

Originally Posted by Zoidberg

“Know yourselves – be infertile and let the earth be silent after ye.” —Peter Wessel Zapffe, The Last Messiah, 1933

Peter Wessels was a tennis player , wasnt he ?

When I was at university people were recruiting for this.

£15 per donation and you could donate multiple times...

... I worked out I could probably retire just by doing what I normally did several times a day ...

... sadly the limit was 3 donations per week. Still, 45 quid a week for a student is 45 quid a week for a student.

For some reason I backed off (think I was worried about them asking about my sire's heritage - didn't want to go there) and I'm glad I did as in 2005 they retrospectively changed the law, so that personal details about the donor can be given to the offspring.

To be fair the details given out about donors pre 2005 are limited, BUT for everyone donating after 2005 in the UK, at age 18 the brats (all of them) get full access to:

• your full name (now and at birth)
• your date and town of birth
• the most recent address we have for you
• any other information we may have previously removed because it would have revealed your identity.

Just let that sink in. A single donation could result in hundreds of whelps running round the country. And at 18, they're all coming for you...

In the UK, figures show that just 17 donors were used to father 500 children: [https://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/...-figures-show/

You would have to be certifiably insane to even consider it.

Come 2023 there's going to be a lot of shocked people answering their front door to little shit demanding "I want to find out who I am. I need to know where I came from. I'm missing a piece of my life. I need a non-returnable loan because I'm in debt."

CultVoid, there are other cash in hand opportunities that actually pay better.
For instance in my city there's a lab where they test skin, hair and deodorant products on you and it pays like 22-25€ / hour for doing nothing.
Besides the potential liability is never worth a quick buck.

Originally Posted by Aintdealingwithyoshit

CultVoid, there are other cash in hand opportunities that actually pay better.
For instance in my city there's a lab where they test skin, hair and deodorant products on you and it pays like 22-25€ / hour for doing nothing.
Besides the potential liability is never worth a quick buck.

To a young student the idea of being paid for wanking...ah happy days. I've just looked and it's illegal now to pay for sperm donation. But they pay £35 for "expenses". Not sure what those expenses would be. Kleenex?

Reminds me of an old joke. You need to know the slang name for the London Underground to get it though.

"Me and my mate were going to donate to a sperm bank. But I came on the bus and my mate missed the Tube".

I said an old joke, not a funny one.

Alik, no, he was not. Metaphysician, author, lawyer and mountaineer. Married twice, remained childless by choice.

Now, let’s see. “Good men needed…”—wrong, men are toxic, and so are our sperms. These are not the man juices you are looking for.

“…for an important job”—wrong again. Women are strong and independent and equal, they can do it all alone. Biology is just a patriarchal construct. And if women are infertile… Well, that is mother nature’s way of telling them “no, I don’t want you to breed”. As people say, women are closer to nature, so they should be able to listen to her wisdom and heed it well instead of crying their eyes out while going for expensive IVF treatments, dragging their poor, supportive husbands along with them.

“Do you have what it takes to be a hero?” Stop trying to flatter our egos, you are just embarrassing yourselves. When I see the carrot, I know the stick is close by, too.

I guess this is what they really mean when someone says, "You've got so much to offer." Maybe so, but I'm using it all right now and have nothing to spare, then I walk away.

So, let me see here, given the general trend of law making this is going to be interesting. I get to donate my sperm and then wait for the laws to change again so that I am responsible for the children that I knew nothing about. Then I will dragged through the courts, hit with back payments for child support, driven into bankruptcy and then thrown into jail for not paying for children that I had been promised that I had no legal obligation to. Oh, and I will be labeled as a deadbeat dad and smeared publicly. The upshot, you didn't even have sex with any of these whimyn.

Fucking why would anyone do that? It does not take a rocket surgeon to figure out that this 'noble and heroic' deed is nothing but another wallet hunt.

Any guy that falls for that scam deserves what he gets.

Hell, when I was younger, I couldn't give it away!!

Now they want a donation?

I really must have missed somthin'.....

Originally Posted by Knarley Bob

Hell, when I was younger, I couldn't give it away!!

Now they want a donation?

I really must have missed somthin'.....

When we were younger we would have wanted to give it away directly if you get my drift!

Which brings me to another thought. What is the message really with this? "Men, we want your sperm, not you! Just leave the container in the room and try not to annoy the ladies!"

This advertisement has everything that is required for a man to invoke an emotional response that makes him feel 'honored' to donate.

The use of the word "good" to indicate how it somehow makes you better than the rest by doing what they want.
The use of the word "hero" to make men want to show their bravery, courage and loyalty by doing what they want.
The use of the word "exceptional" as if it somehow makes you better than everyone else because you're doing what they want you to.

There are others here but you get my point. It always attempts to attack the ego. They can't even make a proper advert anymore, they always have to resort to stimulating and attacking the male ego in order to get their point across. It's the same shit that they did with Gillette. That one was rejected and this one will be too.

Originally Posted by Juggernaut

They can't even make a proper advert anymore, they always have to resort to stimulating and attacking the male ego in order to get their point across. It's the same shit that they did with Gillette.

It’s the same old shit because it works on the feeble minded who cannot realize they are being manipulated. But it is good for the rest of us because we already know what we are up against and how to handle it.

Sorry, I do not feel like being held responsible for kids I never wanted in the first place. Also I am not interested in allowing single females, or lesbians the use of my sperm to create children.

Next new thing will be freeze dryed sperm. ( Instant baby batter) Mix it with warm water, wait 45 seconds, and use a turkey baster.

Originally Posted by CultVoid

To a young student the idea of being paid for wanking...ah happy days. I've just looked and it's illegal now to pay for sperm donation. But they pay £35 for "expenses". Not sure what those expenses would be. Kleenex?

Reminds me of an old joke. You need to know the slang name for the London Underground to get it though.

"Me and my mate were going to donate to a sperm bank. But I came on the bus and my mate missed the Tube".

I said an old joke, not a funny one.

In their books its a payment for you commuting to the clinic and back to your home .