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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    Wanna know the difference between a fox and a dog? It's not 5 beers, it's 50 years!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGu6v2OjW8s


    Or 53 years old in some cases!

    https://www.gossipcop.com/cindy-craw...ards-mistaken/

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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    You guys are too young, and I'm too old, guess we cant help e'm. Their going down with the ship, but still won't change. Happy now ladies?

    This is just another back to the plantation article, and a lame one at that. I mean these women didn't figure this out yesterday, a woman pushing sixty is used to being ignored. It's been happening for twenty years easy. They don't like it and wont admit it, but that's the way it is.
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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    Quote Originally Posted by frog View Post
    You guys are too young, and I'm too old, guess we cant help e'm. Their going down with the ship, but still won't change. Happy now ladies?

    This is just another back to the plantation article, and a lame one at that. I mean these women didn't figure this out yesterday, a woman pushing sixty is used to being ignored. It's been happening for twenty years easy. They don't like it and wont admit it, but that's the way it is.
    Come on Frog...pull yourself together. There's LOADS of life left in us older guys yet!! I'm just getting my second wind.

    Oh hang on...it's not a second wind...it's heartburn. Actually, no. I think it's a coronary.

    GET THE AMBULANCE!!


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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    So. The first of those lasses has reached feminism's last stop. Grab a cat and enjoy the last 30-40 years of your life. It's all that's left for you. 'Cause nobody, and I mean nobody - not men, not feminists, not young women... nobody cares about what you want anymore.
    Shame is a womans primary weapon. Watch for it, and call it out wherever you see it. Few women know how to handle a man immune to shame.

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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    Don, are you sure that your "second wind" isn't just another round of flatulence? We know how you are. They don't call him "The GasMaster" for no reason, after all.

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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    "Much older men are interested, but are not vital enough for me." Straight from the horses mouth.

    Just as well their not interested, since I'm too old, too short, and have no use for their games. Throw in being friends with the donkey, and I'm as socially outcast as you can get.
    Every day I make the world a little bit worse.

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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    A 58 and a bit year old woman (basically 60 in less than a hundred weeks) wants something. She WANTS it. What's more, her friends have told her that she DESERVES it.

    Reality plays zero part in these people's minds.

    Sure, there will be the odd 60 year old woman who finds something similar to herself, but it will be a rare exception to the rule and not the rule itself.

    When she stated that her celebrity crush is Bruce Willis, that is what she thinks she is entitled to. Not a plumber who is similar in looks to Bruce Willis. The actual Bruce Willis.

    Let's be brutally honest. It's only going to be one of 3 types of man that she will get... if any.

    1) A Cad/Bounder/ 23 year old Jamaican waiter she meets on holiday who will fleece her for every penny she has.
    2) An 70+ year old man
    3) A complete fluke jackpot of a man

    Who's betting that she's hoping and entirely relying on number 3.

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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    Quote Originally Posted by ABigSiameseCat View Post
    Don, are you sure that your "second wind" isn't just another round of flatulence? We know how you are. They don't call him "The GasMaster" for no reason, after all.
    Those noises are totally coming from someone else.

    Honest!

    In fact, I don't wee, poo, trump, sneeze or cough.

    And that's true, that is.


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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    Quote Originally Posted by frog View Post
    "Much older men are interested, but are not vital enough for me." Straight from the horses mouth.

    Just as well their not interested, since I'm too old, too short, and have no use for their games. Throw in being friends with the donkey, and I'm as socially outcast as you can get.

    They'll be back Frog. We are just out of fashion at the moment. We are entirely too hot to be ignored forever.

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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    Here is the funny thing. Husband goggles really do exist. Even today after having woken up from this nightmare, I still see my wife as she was when we met. Not literally, and not completely, but the effect is real. If this crones would have stayed with the perfectly good husband they first married, he would still see them as beautiful. Instead, they tried to monkey branch and they fell to the forest floor to be forgotten with the rest of the rotten fruit that fell from the tree.

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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    Wait a sec... I just looked at those 2 pics again and studied the faces. Those are cross-dressers, right? Was that the point of this thread all along?

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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    Great thoughts Gentlemen! Every day the blue pill wears off more and more to the point I have to ask myself, Why did I buy into the programming so long??

    Here is a 42 yr old that realized nobody was going to marry her so she married herself. Yes, she is a narcissist, spoiled, screwed over every guy she knew as she was already married twice, but at least she can take a hint

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/li...ly-empowering/

    The big joke is that the paper calls this act 'empowering.' If a man did this, he would be shamed and rightfully so

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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    That shameful old lady in red has a pretty high lifestyle expectation for an "office manager". She's just looking for a solvent man she can divorce-rape to make up for the fact she has no retirement savings and instead fucks away her money on travel, home fashion and bling materialism like an Audi TT.

    What does she offer a man besides needless risk and a body that should never been seen naked?
    - Feminism is Cancer.
    - Where have all the good men gone? Away. Far far away... from you.
    - NAWALT? Maybe, but EWALT means Russian Roulette is a much safer bet...

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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    The workout chick shows you how even a gym bunny splats against the wall. All that muscle goes away (women are not built to put on muscle) and you're left with leftover skin. These women should have snagged men when they were marketable - and not buy into the 50 is the new 30 and 60 is the new 40 crap. 60 year old vag is 60 year old vag. 30 years past it's expiry date.
    - Feminism is Cancer.
    - Where have all the good men gone? Away. Far far away... from you.
    - NAWALT? Maybe, but EWALT means Russian Roulette is a much safer bet...

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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    Our grandfathers would have been curb stomping that shit out out existence! Applied to these days all the curbs throughout the west would be crimson from all the blood!

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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    There was a great article a while back (which I can't find) that covered interviews of 3 mid age men in Britain and why they'd given up dating women, and talked about their experiences with women. (The women were of this age)

    Anyways the article basically summed up that in one case the first date was a qualifying interview of rapid fire questions which got pretty personal on finances, etc and then the woman basically said, great, I'm ready to move this forward (as if he'd passed.)

    On another date another "couple," the chick shows up at his house for lunch (their first date - rookie mistake) and she basically says high and then goes on a self guided tour of his place cataloging his things and determining his worth.

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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    Our grandfathers would have been curb stomping that shit out out existence! Applied to these days all the curbs throughout the west would be crimson from all the blood!
    They might have been run out of town instead. Or given the choice between menial labor at the bottom layer of society or starving to death. No one would trust them or wish to associate with them as they would be viewed as old whores.

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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    Quote Originally Posted by ABigSiameseCat View Post
    "All about ME, ME and ME! Opaque's final line sums up the world view of these hags nicely. They are wallowing in delusion from a lifetime of lying to themselves and everyone else. They are still trying to ride the carousel even though their tickets expired a decade ago or more. Now they have nothing and never will, except for cats. The future is feline. MEEEOOOOORRRRWWW!
    Her crazy cat lady starter kit problem can be solved. I know a website where she can go to for advice and preview pics of all available pedigrees.

    LOL.
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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    Quote Originally Posted by pbisque View Post
    Here is the funny thing. Husband goggles really do exist. Even today after having woken up from this nightmare, I still see my wife as she was when we met. Not literally, and not completely, but the effect is real. If this crones would have stayed with the perfectly good husband they first married, he would still see them as beautiful. Instead, they tried to monkey branch and they fell to the forest floor to be forgotten with the rest of the rotten fruit that fell from the tree.
    That's a big topic we should post more often about.

    With their first husband or their youth admirers, women have the bonus of him remembering and accepting her the way she "once was" even after she ages and starts to look line Frankenstein's monster.

    Women don't realize that once they throw away this "bonus granted over time" and re-enter the market, she will have to re-compete on equal terms - but against the younger competition.

    They don't see that a man with the qualities she demands can and will get "fresh and hot" young women with a lot less baggage, debt, mental issues and physical health problems.

    These women make the foolish mistake of thinking that they are still winners, even 20 years later. It's like the foolishness of thinking that you could compete - and win - in a gaming tournament with a 10 year old computer system.

    And since these women do not bring anything more to the table than their 20 year-old competitors... They are screwed.
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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    And they still bring nothing to the table.

    If these old hags actually had learned something over time that would make them interesting partners...

    Like the 10000 interests and hobbies the world has to offer...

    They could actually out-compete their pretty 20 year-old competition by being a good mate, an assistant, a co-operative and real friend to a man.
    If she was fit in any kind of skill and knowledge she could mingle with men on that level and - by being around them - scoring one of them as a partner in a relationship.

    But these hags spent 30+ years thinking about fashion, clothes, shoes, handbags, diamonds, lipstick and powder... And obsessing about "what the others think" or "how much money he makes" (For her to blow on useless items)...

    30 Years on, we men all too often have different interests and skill sets that drive us on. We tune cars, modify technical items, build houses... We have no use for an "old girl" aka dead weight - since she can't help us in anything we need to do, we don't need a "critical" spectator to watch us work... And one that bitches and complains on top of it all.

    If these women had not spent their lives doing superficial shit and wasting time with their shallow "hen club", they would actually be worth something and maybe could sneak into a a man's life the creative and positive way.

    Whenever I got shamed about being uncunted, I always replied stuff like: "I would team up with one who knows what "Curil" (Engine part sealant) and "Copper Paste" is for..."

    "One that can assist me in mounting an exhaust line"...

    People look at me as if I came from Mars...

    The programming that women do not need to add something of real value to a man's life still runs deep in society.

    Hence women stay dumb and think they can get away with it...

    Well, equality, they wanted it. Let them replace their own mufflers on their high-end sports cars. Or let them make the 5 digit per month incomes needed to have it done in a workshop.

    The reality at the moment rather is that women have evolved to filling plates with cat food and cleaning out litter boxes.

    ... And complaining about men refusing to pick up the tab.
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