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    Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    Women in their 50s find it hardest to meet a match... so do you know a man to help our marooned midlifers?



    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6883393/Women-50s-hardest-meet-match-help-marooned-midlifers.html



    I get depressed sometimes, as it feels like a dating desert at this age. Younger men just want sex, and older men want a carer. But I want a meaningful and adventurous relationship

    it's women over 50 who struggle the most to find love.

    On dating apps Tinder or Bumble, many profiles are unappealing. Those men I've seen I've found to be either lying, total players, or they buy me a drink and expect me to go straight home with them. They don't tell you they're only 5ft 6in until they arrive, or they lie about their age, or about being solvent. They say they drive a BMW, then turn up in a battered old car.

    friends say I deserve a man who can treat me kindly and love me for who I am.


    When I tried dating sites, such as Plenty of Fish and Tinder, I also got messages from married men, or fake profiles

    I feel I am an attractive and intelligent woman with a lot to offer, but eligible men overlook me for a younger model. Much older men are interested, but are not vital enough for me.







    Lurking ladies, PLEASE tell your daughters to save it for marriage and choose their husbands while they are still young to avoid this future.

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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    So, these laydeez are holding to their high standards but demand that men lower theirs. Sorry dears, but at your age, life gave you the left swipe, not men. I wonder how many of them regret their divorce(s)?

    We should start a fund to send these poor divorced, lonely whimyn a Cat Lady Starter Kit.

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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    Not even a starving man would eat a stone.

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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    I met a girl on Tinder once. She said she didn't want a guy driving a 13 year old jalopy. OK. Fine. I went biking instead and met a nice girl later on a bar stool. Maybe she should just take up knitting?
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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    See? It ain't a Beemer.
    "Don't follow in my footsteps. I stepped in something."

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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    Highly eligible women.. Yeah. The one says she's quite comfortable sitting around the house in a tee-shirt and sweats.. yep, that smells exactly like Boring Dipshit to me. Loves the idea of just eating Fish & Chips at the beach, but he's gotta be rich. Wants adventure... sure.

    Lol, it's just so funny. I mean, I've never been one to engage in schadenfreud but... Ya brought it on yourself.
    And it's nothing but wide open prairie...

    There's something very fun about MGTOW. In an odd sense, like charting a new territory of the mind, or rediscovering a long lost civilization. Occult knowledge, secret societies, cannibal natives (THOTS), it's all very exciting... lololol.

    Abandon the Abandoners. Go Your Own Way, on a molecular scale. <3

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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    She wants solvent? I say go drink solvent then.
    - Feminism is Cancer.
    - Where have all the good men gone? Away. Far far away... from you.
    - NAWALT? Maybe, but EWALT means Russian Roulette is a much safer bet...

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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    That any man would even show interest in those withered post wallers means that there are still plenty of Simps out there. They are likely both Alpha Widows who yearn for the Alphas who used to pump and dump them.

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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    So....

    6 foot tall
    BMW
    Loaded

    Get's you -




    friends say I deserve a man who can treat me kindly and love me for who I am.

    You don't need a new man....you need new friends!!



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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    Those broads can't even pass as cougars. They're pretty much screwed. Protip for them, invest in cat food for the number of felines that will keep them company.

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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    One of Blondey's comments:

    I have my own home, am mortgage free, drive a new Audi TT and I have a great job. So all I need is the romance. My celebrity crush is Bruce Willis, so I'm not even after the cliched tall, dark and handsome man.

    Jackal - watch your 6 buddy!!!!


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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    What entitled little princesses we have with turkey necks, sagging tits, bloated guts, and snobby self centered attitudes! Go suck the warts off a frog for all I care! This just hardens my resolve and strengthens my indifference!
    I'm more likely to drive close to a curb and drench one off these princesses than listen to their narcissistic babble!

    https://youtu.be/IyMKjQcjLRI?t=112

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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    What entitled little princesses we have with turkey necks, sagging tits, bloated guts, and snobby self centered attitudes! Go suck the warts off a frog for all I care! This just hardens my resolve and strengthens my indifference!
    I'm more likely to drive close to a curb and drench one off these princesses than listen to their narcissistic babble!

    https://youtu.be/IyMKjQcjLRI?t=112
    Dude this video had me on the floor dying from how hard I was laughing

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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    Quote Originally Posted by #Redpillbible View Post
    Dude this video had me on the floor dying from how hard I was laughing

    Glad you enjoyed it!

    As for the dating desert full of cunts with sand impacted pussies, who in their right mind wants anything to do with them? All they think about is themselves! A good soaking will do them some good!

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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    Younger men just want sex, and older men want a carer. But I want a meaningful and adventurous relationship
    = I want a man who will stay with me for the long term, take me out on dinners, dates and spend time comforting me, YET I choose if I want to open my legs for him. I most likely won't open my legs but he still has to put the effort in.

    Why the fuck would any man want to spend time with a woman to just have a drink and casually date if no sex is involved? I suss out whether a chick is sexually interested within the first date and if there is no chemistry, I end it, or I sometimes just leave half - way through the date. Sorry laydeez, but you see men are humans too and they respond to something called 'incentives'.

    it's women over 50 who struggle the most to find love.
    No actually, average or below average males of any age struggle to find intimacy of any kind, even without the sex. Try being one.

    Those men I've seen I've found to be either lying, total players, or they buy me a drink and expect me to go straight home with them. They don't tell you they're only 5ft 6in until they arrive, or they lie about their age, or about being solvent. They say they drive a BMW, then turn up in a battered old car.
    You lie about breast size, wear make-up, lie about your career too. We are just playing fire with fire. You have your lies, we have ours.

    I feel I am an attractive and intelligent woman with a lot to offer, but eligible men overlook me for a younger model.
    Then make yourself attractive and open your legs on the first date, you will definitely have men more interested in you. You have to offer something, it doesn't even have to be sex. But why should I as a younger man try to seduce you if you have nothing to give back?

    All about ME, ME and ME!

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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    Dumb question......
    If I'm not interested in young girls, nor am I interested in a HOT 40 year old, why in God's green earth would I want one just short of dead?
    Put a fork in it, it's DONE!!!
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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    "All about ME, ME and ME! Opaque's final line sums up the world view of these hags nicely. They are wallowing in delusion from a lifetime of lying to themselves and everyone else. They are still trying to ride the carousel even though their tickets expired a decade ago or more. Now they have nothing and never will, except for cats. The future is feline. MEEEOOOOORRRRWWW!

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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    There goes my last lingering thread of heterosexuality...........

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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    Well when you get everything you ask for in your teens up until late 40s, then I guess you do become surprised when things don't go your way all of the sudden. Tough luck I guess.

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    Re: Help! We're stuck in the midlife dating desert! [eyebleach]

    Wanna know the difference between a fox and a dog? It's not 5 beers, it's 50 years!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGu6v2OjW8s


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