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    Guys! "Buy Her Shari'sBerries For Valentines" !! TEE HEE

    So Im listening to the Colin Cowherd radio show on Fox.
    The guy is a twit, but he can be interesting regarding pop culture.

    The commercial comes on.

    Its some "come hither" stripper voice saying:

    "Guys, give HER Sharis Berries" !!!!!!!!

    I almost vomited because

    1. Who turned this compulsory marketing day into about HER?
    2. Im not fucking giving her anything.
    3. Let her give me something

    Notice the FOR HER on the website

    https://www.berries.com/

    This box says,,,,"cake balls with hidden romantic message hidden inside!"

    Heres an idea. The hidden message says "make me a sandwich"



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    Re: Guys! "Buy Her Shari'sBerries For Valentines" !! TEE HEE

    The saddest thing every Valentine's day is seeing the moron's running around with flowers at the end of the day. They all have that "I am such a good man" lost look on their faces.

    9 Chocolates for $50!!! Do you know how much chocolate you could buy for that?! I'm assuming this in the USA as well, that makes it even more expensive as I know you guys don't get paid that much.

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    Re: Guys! "Buy Her Shari'sBerries For Valentines" !! TEE HEE

    Quote Originally Posted by Morlock View Post
    The saddest thing every Valentine's day is seeing the moron's running around with flowers at the end of the day. They all have that "I am such a good man" lost look on their faces.

    9 Chocolates for $50!!! Do you know how much chocolate you could buy for that?! I'm assuming this in the USA as well, that makes it even more expensive as I know you guys don't get paid that much.
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    Re: Guys! "Buy Her Shari'sBerries For Valentines" !! TEE HEE

    Shit, how the time flies by! It's pussy rent day once again for all the suckers.

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    Re: Guys! "Buy Her Shari'sBerries For Valentines" !! TEE HEE

    Facebook newsfeed will be full of "date night" posts...…..roughly translated they mean "I'm desperately trying to rekindle a dead bedroom relationship"

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    Re: Guys! "Buy Her Shari'sBerries For Valentines" !! TEE HEE

    A survey on the local news claimed men are spending three hundred on average, while the ladies, bless their hearts, figure sixty bucks is a fair trade. I wonder how often a guy would get laid spending 20% of what his honey did? Be a pretty cold Valentines day.
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    Re: Guys! "Buy Her Shari'sBerries For Valentines" !! TEE HEE

    Quote Originally Posted by frog View Post
    A survey on the local news claimed men are spending three hundred on average, while the ladies, bless their hearts, figure sixty bucks is a fair trade. I wonder how often a guy would get laid spending 20% of what his honey did? Be a pretty cold Valentines day.
    I was having dinner with my cunt of a mother and manipulative sister. The topic of Valentines day came up and I heard something along the lines of 'a woman needs to be respected'

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    Re: Guys! "Buy Her Shari'sBerries For Valentines" !! TEE HEE

    How about sending them a "ROAD APPLE?"
    As soon as she says "I do", she don't
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    Re: Guys! "Buy Her Shari'sBerries For Valentines" !! TEE HEE

    The sad thing is there are so many good men out there who are so desperate, and their sense of self-worth has been so utterly decimated by feminism and the women and society that this toxic ideology has produced, that they actually believe they have to buy a woman's affection. When in actuality, the exact OPPOSITE is true.

    If you have a woman you care about, you will not buy her anything or do anything special for valentine's day, christmas, thanksgiving, or any other stupid holiday. The more you do for her, and the more money you spend on her, the less she will respect you as a man. What they really want is a strong man to dominate them. You do that by showing her that you have self-respect and confidence, and that what you bring to the table is valuable enough that you do not feel the need to buy her affection. Trying to buy her respect only makes you look weak.

    Sadly, blue pill guys will never learn this. They will keep trying over and over, and never understand why they keep getting treated like dirt and walked all over. It's a huge shit test. The way you pass a shit test is by showing her that you will not bow to her demands or place her on a pedestal above yourself. Otherwise, the shit tests just get progressively worse and worse until she finally either completely loses respect for you and starts looking for someone else, or you get sick of her disrespectful behavior and end the relationship yourself.

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    Re: Guys! "Buy Her Shari'sBerries For Valentines" !! TEE HEE

    Speaking of chocolates, I once sent a girl chocolates and later on when she thanked me for them she said she shared them with her class and they loved them. I didn't send them to your class dumb cunt, I sent them to you!

    It's ok. Every kick in the head is a lesson.

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    Re: Guys! "Buy Her Shari'sBerries For Valentines" !! TEE HEE

    Valentine’s Day, the day when men sacrifice even more money at the altar of pussy in order to appease Woman, their goddess.

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    Re: Guys! "Buy Her Shari'sBerries For Valentines" !! TEE HEE

    Would dingleberries work instead?

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    Re: Guys! "Buy Her Shari'sBerries For Valentines" !! TEE HEE

    Valentines day is this Thursday. While idiots are out paying 2x for food on a "we tell you what we're making for dinner" aka "special valentines menu", I'm spending half that amount filling my fridge with beer that will be ICE COLD for Friday after work.

    Total cost of females for V-Day - ZERO DOLLARS.

    You're equal. Buy your own fucking flowers.

    Or maybe tell Chad to bring some chocolates with him when he comes by to give you your next regularly scheduled semen injection.
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    Re: Guys! "Buy Her Shari'sBerries For Valentines" !! TEE HEE

    Quote Originally Posted by frog View Post
    A survey on the local news claimed men are spending three hundred on average, while the ladies, bless their hearts, figure sixty bucks is a fair trade. I wonder how often a guy would get laid spending 20% of what his honey did? Be a pretty cold Valentines day.

    $300! Dang! I know some places where that would get you a very jazzy weekend with several lovely companions.


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    Re: Guys! "Buy Her Shari'sBerries For Valentines" !! TEE HEE

    From Dalrock's blog...





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    Re: Guys! "Buy Her Shari'sBerries For Valentines" !! TEE HEE

    For professional card publishers, they sure found some low skill nobody's to do the work. Being an artist with no talent, that's got to be a hard job.
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    Re: Guys! "Buy Her Shari'sBerries For Valentines" !! TEE HEE

    Quote Originally Posted by frog View Post
    For professional card publishers, they sure found some low skill nobody's to do the work. Being an artist with no talent, that's got to be a hard job.
    Look at their target audience...

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    Re: Guys! "Buy Her Shari'sBerries For Valentines" !! TEE HEE

    So, these valentine cards from cats... who's buying them to give to the female cat-owner?

    If she's buying it for herself, that is kinda pathetic.

    If someone else is buying it for her, what a message:

    'I'm not your valentine, but I know you'd like it coming from your cat."
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    Re: Guys! "Buy Her Shari'sBerries For Valentines" !! TEE HEE

    Maybe the hive members buy each other cat Valentine cards? It would be a nasty, passive-aggressive sort of thing, which would be in character for them, from what I have read on this.

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    Re: Guys! "Buy Her Shari'sBerries For Valentines" !! TEE HEE

    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Willers View Post
    From Dalrock's blog...





    The schadenfreude is delicious!
    love it, fucking love it mate!


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