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    Funny Tinder post

    This might be fake, but wouldn't surprise me if it was real.


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    Who says that women can't do comedy? Because that is as funny as hell!
    Time is the fire in which we burn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Delmore Schwartz View Post
    Who says that women can't do comedy? Because that is as funny as hell!
    Agreed this thot should give up sucking all that cock and put her mouth for a proper use . She good , she good !
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    Ask her if she has any cute friends still working on their 60 count...
    I want in for the party. Not for the relaaaaaaationship.
    Too expensive... the party is the cost of a box of condoms.

    This one is just starting to realize it's time to stop giving away the pussy for free and see what the guys who pay for stuff look like.

    Then comes her inevitable DISAPPOINTMENT! lmao

    Fucking b1tches.
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    As a goddess . . .

    I stopped right there. Shake my head and walk away.
    Quote Insidious Sid: "Some men are so MGTOW they're not even MGTOW".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Natural Born MGTOW View Post
    As a goddess . . .

    I stopped right there. Shake my head and walk away.
    LOL i would still love to see what she wrote after " i dont fuck around ..." . Cause she just wrote that she does


    PS. Those eyes , those eyes . Mental issues .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alik Sakharov View Post
    PS. Those eyes , those eyes . Mental issues .
    It's not just the eyes, it's the forced smile, you can almost read her mind...

    "Try not to look crazy, try not to look crazy..."

    My dad always said "Never stick your dick in crazy", but the problem is that they are ALL CRAZY!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Delmore Schwartz View Post
    It's not just the eyes, it's the forced smile, you can almost read her mind...

    "Try not to look crazy, try not to look crazy..."

    My dad always said "Never stick your dick in crazy", but the problem is that they are ALL CRAZY!!!
    Even her momma knows that her mind is gone
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    It says " Lifeguard "

    I assume she assumed her life will be like its " Baywatch "

    But it turned out to be " The thot "
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alik Sakharov View Post
    It says " Lifeguard "

    I assume she assumed her life will be like its " Baywatch "

    But it turned out to be " The thot "

    I asumed it's more like "Bitchwatch" LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Natural Born MGTOW View Post
    I asumed it's more like "Bitchwatch" LOL.
    Probably LOL i mean 60 guys in 6 months thats 1 every 3 days ... Its like do the guys die right off when they put their dick inside her or like what ? Cause that snatch is already lethal .
    Last edited by Alik Sakharov; July 11, 2018 at 9:23 PM.
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    Re: Funny Tinder post

    Advertises that she has fucked 60 guys in two semesters.

    Now demanding that somebody lick all of it out of her....'romantically', of course.... MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

    I suspect that admitting your recent slag policy might not be the best way of getting your hands on a decent bloke - but what do I know?

    Hands up who wants to be number 61 now that it's the start of the third semester???

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    She'd need to be kept in isolation for 6 months and tested for every known STD, bacterial infection, and virus.
    I don't think you get to bang 60 Chads and walk away without some nice genital warts, at least.

    Yuck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Insidious_Sid View Post
    She'd need to be kept in isolation for 6 months and tested for every known STD, bacterial infection, and virus.
    I don't think you get to bang 60 Chads and walk away without some nice genital warts, at least.

    Yuck.
    Impossible!

    Have you guys noticed through your life that its always guys that worry and talk about STDs ? Never girls .. It is ridiculous .

    They have no fucking idea .
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    My fucking bad she said in two semesters . It was rude of me . I at least didnt call her a slut

    One dick a week it is normal so to speak
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alik Sakharov View Post
    My fucking bad she said in two semesters . It was rude of me . I at least didnt call her a slut

    One dick a week it is normal so to speak
    Two semesters over here is about 9 months: Late August/early September to May, possibly early June. (June is considered "Dads and Grads" month: Father's day, and graduation day)

    So, 9 months, time 4 weeks per month, equals 36 weeks, divided by 60 guys = 1.666 new guys a week, or a new guy every Friday, being swapped out for a new guy on Monday.

    Or, she did 12 gangbangs with 5 new guys in each gang bang.

    Or, for those engineers among us...figure 60 guys, times an average of 6" dicks each, equals 360 inches, add 12 inches (because a couple of them were black or Cuban guys) equaling 372 inches of dick, or about 31 feet of dick.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J782jBp_pW0
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    Quote Originally Posted by sam luis obispo View Post
    Two semesters over here is about 9 months: Late August/early September to May, possibly early June. (June is considered "Dads and Grads" month: Father's day, and graduation day)

    So, 9 months, time 4 weeks per month, equals 36 weeks, divided by 60 guys = 1.666 new guys a week, or a new guy every Friday, being swapped out for a new guy on Monday.

    Or, she did 12 gangbangs with 5 new guys in each gang bang.

    Or, for those engineers among us...figure 60 guys, times an average of 6" dicks each, equals 360 inches, add 12 inches (because a couple of them were black or Cuban guys) equaling 372 inches of dick, or about 31 feet of dick.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J782jBp_pW0
    LOL you said Cuban did they like what came up to her and said " hello , im Cuban , im from Florida " . Dont be racist , ok
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    I can sum this un-woman in just 3 words...
    Biological time bomb
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    Sid was right. he once wrote that women are a walking, breathing, talking paradox and he hit the nail on the head deadcenter.
    I dont wanna fuck. I fucked like 60 guys in two semesters.
    Then she wrote
    I carry myself highly. I don't fuck around and . . .
    You see it's pure contradiction. She's obviously very much cuntfused.
    cheers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Natural Born MGTOW View Post
    You see it's pure contradiction. She's obviously very much cuntfused.
    cheers
    yeah..only way that makes even remote sense is if you use doublethink.....
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