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    Re: What is your favorite Onion "news" report?

    Just watched this during breakfast. Great way to start the day.

    Hard to choose from the first four, but I am leaning to the "Strategic Bachelor Reserve."

    This just in, the Onion dispenses red pills.

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    if you think these are good, it's because it's you they're making fun of.


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    Re: What is your favorite Onion "news" report?

    Not far from what feminism wants:

    Marrying a woman is like taking a shit upside down every day for the rest of your life. Don't do it!

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    Those were great! Thanks for posting.

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    Re: What is your favorite Onion "news" report?

    MY FAVORITE:
    (but i reserve the right to change my mind at any moment)





    and this one: So VERY BAD!!!

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    Re: What is your favorite Onion "news" report?

    Who else is a Kloons fan?

    These guys are great! Belittling & Breaking gynocentric patterns all the F'n time!!

    I offer you, this, "A Sniff of Snatch" LOL



    and remember: NEVER put your tongue there again!


    and this too: What you're really thinking....






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    Dating ego-centric Women .....

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    Re: What is your favorite Onion "news" report?

    In The Know : Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks?






    Newsroom : Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Talk With Mike Greenman

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    Re: What is your favorite Onion "news" report?

    PUA Best Lines:





    Farted - LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ithit View Post
    "Time vampire"! That's hilarious!
    Who's Chairborne? Office worker & Army Reservist, into electronic music, drummer in a jam band, table-top RPGs, bicycling, X-country skiing, biathlon & marksmanship, TV-free for 15 years.

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    In my opinion this is the most epic Onion news story ever .. and i had to watch it multiple times as everything on the screen is simply crammed with sidegags to the limit.


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    I am John Galt.


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