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    Fat girl surprises boyfriend with their wedding

    All the sites I searched for this story were kind of junk full of ads and nag screens, so this might be fake, but is still plausible.


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    Re: Fat girl surprises boyfriend with their wedding

    This lass didn't get the memo. It's customary to only start controlling your husbands life after the wedding - otherwise he might say "I don't."
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    Re: Fat girl surprises boyfriend with their wedding

    and some wonder why I dont believe in being "fixed up" (since it's rather questionable under the Fifth)
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    Re: Fat girl surprises boyfriend with their wedding

    I've been staring at that pic for ten minutes in puzzled disbelief, just trying to figure out something to say, some crack to make.

    But I got nothing.

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    Re: Fat girl surprises boyfriend with their wedding

    Doesn't an ambush usually require camouflage? Or did the wedding occur in the Goodyear blimp hangar?

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    Re: Fat girl surprises boyfriend with their wedding

    Quote Originally Posted by Tangent View Post
    All the sites I searched for this story were kind of junk full of ads and nag screens, so this might be fake, but is still plausible.

    If its fake the dude deserves to be in hollywood ...
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    Re: Fat girl surprises boyfriend with their wedding

    And dad with the shotgun is discretely in the background.

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    Unless he already knocked her up and has one on the way and was already trapped,......if he said I do any other way he is one serious fool.

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    Re: Fat girl surprises boyfriend with their wedding

    Quote Originally Posted by 743 Roadmaster View Post
    Unless he already knocked her up and has one on the way and was already trapped,......if he said I do any other way he is one serious fool.
    LOL Jim Carrey went to acting school for that face and our dude is all natural it think we have the answer
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    Re: Fat girl surprises boyfriend with their wedding

    I was just thinking maybe she's got her own multi-million-dollar company and he's a stock boy in a warehouse. That blank expression might suggest a plot being hatched.

    "It was a proof of love."

    Yeah, that's the ticket, we'll go with that.

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    Re: Fat girl surprises boyfriend with their wedding

    Quote Originally Posted by 743 Roadmaster View Post
    Unless he already knocked her up and has one on the way and was already trapped,......if he said I do any other way he is one serious fool.
    He's not quite as dumb a rock, but damn close. His expression shows he realizes he's been had, but he's not doing anything. Oh well, he'll be a lot wiser when that butt ugly bat shit crazy land whale gets done with him. Hopefully it wont take long. What a nightmare.
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    Yeah, he got the thousand miles stare. He knows he's fucked beyond any doubt. Do you see him happy or with a big smile on his face. This dude knows that he's trapped I can read it in his facial expression. She on the other hand has a big smile on her face because she knows she trapped her prey. He will be soon another divorce industry casualty.
    It's game over for him.
    Poor schmuck.
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    Re: Fat girl surprises boyfriend with their wedding

    If she lost a good 50lbs, she would not look too bad. She has a pretty face.

    I know this isn't the point of the article but everyone else said what needed to be said.
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    Re: Fat girl surprises boyfriend with their wedding

    Quote Originally Posted by Bonobo Protocol View Post
    If she lost a good 50lbs, she would not look too bad. She has a pretty face.

    I know this isn't the point of the article but everyone else said what needed to be said.
    She cant lose 50 lbs cause she eats 50 lbs a day
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    Re: Fat girl surprises boyfriend with their wedding

    Quote Originally Posted by Alik Sakharov View Post
    She cant lose 50 lbs cause she eats 50 lbs a day
    no.. losing weight is too simple a concept for them.....
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    Men have allowed women to get away with too much. Now they can't even be bothered to stay trim for men. Women will get away with what men allow.
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