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    Euphoria Magazine

    I found this amusing. Females aren't our only nemesis. Males like this are, too.



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    Re: Euphoria Magazine

    Good god. Someone PLEASE tell me this is satire.

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    Re: Euphoria Magazine

    Interesting title for a magazine. Euphoria is the highest level of pleasure and its most short-lived form. Chasing euphoria has deadly consequences: just ask any drug addict or extreme sport junkie. You can judge a magazine by its cover.

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    If you've ever been to a tech conference, you'd know this isn't satire. There's always a couple retards dressed like this. Always.

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    I'm damn sure that this is satire, but the specimen on the cover is real, as is the subject being lampooned: Gamma males... as a table-top gamer, I have known many, many, many of them. Even used to be half-gamma myself, minus the superiority complex; though I never had a fedora... still love the tactical clothing, though.
    And it's nothing but wide open prairie...

    There's something very fun about MGTOW. In an odd sense, like charting a new territory of the mind, or rediscovering a long lost civilization. Occult knowledge, secret societies, cannibal natives (THOTS), it's all very exciting... lololol.

    Abandon the Abandoners. Go Your Own Way, on a molecular scale. <3

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    I have kinda the opposite take on this. Women hate, hate, hate that men have interests and hobbies that don't involve them, and despise men that are no use to them. This magazine cover is their opinion of what MGTOW look like.

    So, the guy's a wizard. What should he be? A beta provider permitted only to commute between work and home, miserable at either end?

    So, the guy has noticed that the friendzone is actually a thing. Well … isn't it?

    I'm going to continue to play D&D and troll the internet occasionally. And if these people don't like it: fuck 'em. I have a job.

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    Re: Euphoria Magazine

    EUPHORIA: Promoting self-entitlement and distancing oneself from reality since 2012.


    HOW TO PICK THE RIGHT FEDORA for that Crisco lardass body your spindly legs are forced to lug around, when you do actually get up.


    FRIENDZONE: Our take on how you just dodged another hollowpoint and why you're crying like a girl about it.


    INTERNET DEBATES: You know you couldn't kick the other person's ass in person, so this is the best you can do, and hope he doesn't find out where you live.


    BUT MOMMM!: Top 10 ways our parents just don't get it, starting with that regrettable night in the back seat of the DNA-rich Subaru that created you, crikey.


    PLEASE RESPOND, AND OTHER WAYS OF GETTING HER DERISION. No dates mean more Nachos!


    WHAT"S IN THIS SEASON, so you can impress other betas and feel at least somewhat better about yourself even though it's unwarranted. Check out our new Self-Hoaxing section!


    SOUND SMARTER THAN YOUR FRIENDS and tell them how you want to Level Eleven after only 13 straight hours of remaining seated, drinking Mountain Dew, and farting.

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    It's hard to tell isn't it? I'm fairly sure it's satire...but there are a few more "issues" out there...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Wombat View Post
    I have kinda the opposite take on this. Women hate, hate, hate that men have interests and hobbies that don't involve them, and despise men that are no use to them. This magazine cover is their opinion of what MGTOW look like.

    So, the guy's a wizard. What should he be? A beta provider permitted only to commute between work and home, miserable at either end?

    So, the guy has noticed that the friendzone is actually a thing. Well … isn't it?

    I'm going to continue to play D&D and troll the internet occasionally. And if these people don't like it: fuck 'em. I have a job.
    I agree.. I've often noticed as a gamer that once a player would get a girlfriend, suddenly she would be pushing him to abandon the game and spend for time (ie: remain under supervision) with her. Alot of them, at least in GenX simply didn't get what was interesting about well-written comics, RPG's, wargaming, etc. And I myself had girlfriends who basically hounded me into isolation, all so they would have more control. My main beef with neckbeards is the victim mentality that I once very much shared with them. It is incredibly self-defeating, and a mountainous obstacle to be overcome if you want to achieve Glory...
    And it's nothing but wide open prairie...

    There's something very fun about MGTOW. In an odd sense, like charting a new territory of the mind, or rediscovering a long lost civilization. Occult knowledge, secret societies, cannibal natives (THOTS), it's all very exciting... lololol.

    Abandon the Abandoners. Go Your Own Way, on a molecular scale. <3

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    Re: Euphoria Magazine

    You guys need to stop criticizing this fine piece of literature! I've been looking for a new...hat...and this magazine just might help me decide on one. (There are so many to choose from around here) And, kru-ut, what the fuck is a fedora anyway? You make it sound like some kind of fucked up walker. Is it some kind of animal ? Like, a mule, perhaps?
    "Don't follow in my footsteps. I stepped in something."

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    Re: Euphoria Magazine

    Quote Originally Posted by Joetech View Post
    You guys need to stop criticizing this fine piece of literature! I've been looking for a new...hat...and this magazine just might help me decide on one. (There are so many to choose from around here) And, kru-ut, what the fuck is a fedora anyway? You make it sound like some kind of fucked up walker. Is it some kind of animal ? Like, a mule, perhaps?
    Welll... Now that you mention it, I'm wondering if it's got Linux roots of some sort.


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