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    New Divorce Lawyer Ad: Double Your Closet Space . . . Women

    Dalrock: "Yesterday my wife had an ad pop up on her phone selling women divorce. I wasnít able to find the online version of the ad, but with some digging found a picture of the same ad on a billboard here in the DFW area. A key aspect of our disrespect for respectable men is our denial of the fact. If we admitted we have contempt for men who marry and work to support a family, fewer men would do so. After all, divorce theft isnít an option if the sucker wonít agree to the bargain in the first place. So it is essential for conservatives especially to pretend that the business of the billboard isnít really going on.Our careful denial of the true nature of our new family model leads to interesting results. You can boldly sell divorce right out in the open like this, and your target audience (married women) will get the message while everyone else either ignores it or fails to grasp what they are seeing.
    While searching for the ad I first found a discussion of another incarnation of the same billboard. This version was in Chicago, and only included the text. When a user posted a picture of the billboard for comments, a man in the discussion couldnít understand the message. Divorce theft is something you fear, not something you look forward to . . .

    This ad really isnít gender specific, but if youíre having trouble imagining this from the perspective of a man, try imagining it from the perspective of a woman. Your husband moves all his crap out, you get more room for shoes and whatnot. And the point of hiring an attorney IS to get rid of the wife/husband, and while you may want to keep as many possessions as possible, you donít want your wifeís shoes. This ad says you get the HOUSE, which is more important than any clothing. It also implies confidence that youíll win your case, and it does it in four words . . . "
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    Re: New Divorce Lawyer Ad: Double Your Closet Space . . . Women

    They used to keep it to a dull roar that married men were a slave, workhorse and bloody joke. Then, they started to poke fun at the married man on sit-coms. Now they throw the cold brutal truth about the divorce industry into blue-pill men's faces, like a bucket of cold fish guts. So how does the blue pill man respond?\

    "I'm not going to be like those losers who get divorced! I am choosing wisely! I am marrying my BEST FRIEND!"

    First warning sign: your best friend should be a male who will never ask you to marry him or take away your things...

    We all know these simps lining up for marriage are doing it for social approval, and for what they think will be long term sexual access. Perhaps they want kids, or want kids one day.

    Mother nature inflicts upon men a small but very deadly streak of ego. He has a primal instinct to think he can outdo other men - not just in contests or in finding food or resources, but in finding a mate. If men didn't have this natural streak of narcissism in them, they would not have the confidence to face the daunting odds of the mating arena.

    Perhaps this is where MGTOW are able to face society's shaming for leaving the mating area. We've perhaps experienced a form of partial (or complete?) ego death where we no longer give a fuck about competition with other men considering the conditions of the herd out there, and the conditions and terms we're expected to tolerate.
    - Feminism is Cancer.
    - Where have all the good men gone? Away. Far far away... from you.
    - NAWALT? Maybe, but EWALT means Russian Roulette is a much safer bet...

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    Re: New Divorce Lawyer Ad: Double Your Closet Space . . . Women

    How's this for a divorce ad for women? I found it using the name Nolan Chart...don't ask me why.

    Divorce & Child Custody Tactics for Women

    December 4, 2008 by Jake Morphonios 2 Comments




    Dear Moms of America,
    Are you tired of your marriage? Does it make you angry that your husband doesn't spend enough time with you? Have you “grown apart”? Then it's time for a divorce!
    We all know the routine. You want out, right? Your friends and family have all said they would support you. They have given you the emotional courage you need to finally leave your hubby. But you've got a problem, don't you? You guys have had children together and that obnoxious bum husband of yours isn't going to give up his kids easily. If you share custody with him after divorce, you are going to have to keep interacting with your ex on a regular basis. What good is divorce if you can't get rid of the guy? Besides, equal custody means you won't get as much child support from him. Problems, problems. Well, don't worry! I have got some answers for you.
    Hi, I'm Robert E. Britton, III, Esquire – Attorney at Law. I'd like to tell you a few simple strategies that will guarantee a grand and glorious victory in divorce court!
    First, you need to strike hard and quick with a trumped up allegation of abuse. You pick whichever one suits you the most. Don't worry. Nobody is going to actually investigate your claim of abuse, so you have nothing to fear. I recommend the “My husband has made verbal threats to hurt me” allegation. It's your word against his! And who wouldn't believe a poor, scared mom? Surely a woman would never accuse her husband of such a thing unless it was true! Current domestic violence laws guarantee that your hubby will be removed from your home and compelled to stay away from you. (Many thanks to Joe Biden and the good folks behind VAWA legislation.)
    But if you want to bring out the big guns, I recommend what those of us inside the divorce industry have come to term the “nuclear option”. Just call up Child Protective Services and tell them that your husband has molested one of his own children. I can't wait for you to see the look on his face! It is best for you to choose a child who is either 1) impressionable enough to repeat a story that you have taught him, or 2) is young enough that she can't be expected to articulate what “really” happened in her own words. A good time to make the child molestation allegation is after daddy has helped bathe your child. “Daddy washed me ALL over” is sure to raise questions.
    I give you my personal, money-back guarantee that either of these allegations will result in your husband being expelled from your home, a restraining order will be issued to keep him away long enough for you to establish a new status-quo custody living arrangement, and he will never recover from the social stereotype of wife-beater / child-molester. With your husband safely on the ropes, you are now free to begin planning how you are going to spend that alimony and child support! You can thank me later.
    But wait, there's more!
    Speaking of child support, I recommend that you go for the jugular. Comedian Robin Williams once said that the word “divorce” comes from Latin word for “removing a man's testicles through his wallet”. And he's right. Child support can be calculated not just on what your husband currently makes, but on what the court believes he has the potential to make! Let's think about it. Has your husband ever had a job making more money than he presently does? Has he ever gotten bonuses in the past? Don't you think that he should be working a second or third job for the “best interests” of your kids? The court LOVES to impute a non-custodial dad's income.
    In fact, it wouldn't be a surprise to me if his support order is so high that there will be no way he'll be able to keep up with the payments. If you've ever wanted to see your husband reduced to penury, your wish is about to come true! It doesn't matter if there is no logical way he can afford the payments. Heck, it doesn't even matter if he falls on hard times, has his pay reduced by his employer or gets downsized due to the economy. If he misses a single payment to you for any reason then he is going to be lumped in with the rest of America's “deadbeat dads”. This is where the real fun begins.
    You have no idea how many parties have financial interests in your louse of a husband paying his child support. First, there is the federal government seeking to recoup money from “deadbeat dads” to subsidize its welfare programs. Next is your state government that gets millions and millions of federal tax dollars to use as it wishes if it can show that it has “collected” child support and enforced support orders under Title IV-D. Then there are all of the private child support collection companies looking to make big bucks. And we can't leave out those of us in the divorce-for-profit industry, namely divorce lawyers, family law judges, custody evaluators, child support enforcement agents, mediators, etc. Divorce and child custody is a billion dollar industry. I guarantee you that you will find all the help you need to go after your ex if he doesn't cough up every penny he owes us. I mean, owes you. I mean, owes the kids. Whatever.
    The full force of the Child Support Collection bureaucracy will compel him to pay. Not only will he be branded with the Orwellian “newspeak” label of “deadbeat dad” and be marginalized in society, but the industry will also:
    1) Garnish his wages
    2) Order him to work overtime and take additional jobs
    3) Take away his driver's license
    4) Put him in jail
    5) Confiscate his professional licenses
    6) Put his face on “deadbeat dad” Wanted posters and pizza boxes
    7) Put him in jail again
    8) And much, much more!
    And before you start feeling guilty, let me just say this. The guy deserves it. He wasn't good enough to you. He didn't make you feel good enough about yourself. He didn't help out around the house the way you wanted him to. He spent too much time at work and in front of the television. These behaviors might not be criminal acts, but they should be. In fact, in divorce court they ARE criminal acts. But don't worry about bothersome notions such as “due process” and “constitutional rights” for your husband. The fact that he is a man is proof enough of his guilt. It is proof enough to justify kicking him out of his home, prohibiting him from having any say in your choice to divorce him, in taking a large percentage of his income “for the children”, and most importantly – it is proof enough to justify removing him from his children's lives. They have YOU after all. Why should you have to share custody with your ex? It just doesn't make sense to those of us in the divorce and custody industry.
    So…
    If you want to divorce your husband, take his money and eliminate him from your children's lives, then I'd like to be your attorney. Trust me. I care about YOU. And naturally, what I do is all for the children.
    Please contact my office to schedule an initial consultation. Before your visit, please decide which allegation of abuse you will prefer to use and make a list of your husband's defects of character. Children are not permitted in our offices, so please leave them at home with your soon-to-be-ex. Perhaps you could suggest that he give the kids a bath before putting them to bed.
    Looking forward to your business,
    Robert E. Britton, III, Esquire


    Jake Morphonios is a child & family rights advocate and North Carolina State Coordinator for Fathers 4 Justice – US. The political opinions of Mr. Morphonios do not represent those of Fathers 4 Justice. Neither Mr. Morphonios nor F4J-US provide legal advice or assistance with individual cases.
    Fathers seeking support or information, or other parties interested in becoming involved in the father's rights movement may contact Mr. Morphonios at: jake.morphonios@nc.f4j.us
    Articles by Jake Morphonios may be distributed or republished on other websites with attribution and a link back to the original article.

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    Re: New Divorce Lawyer Ad: Double Your Closet Space . . . Women

    These types of ads for divorce are some of the best advertising for MGTOW there is. If this is all the crap the woman will get in the divorce, just imagine how much you save by not getting married. It's the equivalent of getting a free house and a huge boost in assets and disposable income. Why any man today would get married is beyond me.

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    Sorry, my closet space is reserved for skeletons!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanthine View Post
    These types of ads for divorce are some of the best advertising for MGTOW there is. If this is all the crap the woman will get in the divorce, just imagine how much you save by not getting married. It's the equivalent of getting a free house and a huge boost in assets and disposable income. Why any man today would get married is beyond me.
    When the feminist movement started, all the songs turned to romantic love often from partner to partner

    We were brainwashed since kids

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    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    Sorry, my closet space is reserved for skeletons!



    Nice Tits!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    Nice Tits!!!!!!!
    Now there's a man that knows his bones!

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    That satire piece was hilarious and terrifying all at once.
    And it's nothing but wide open prairie...

    There's something very fun about MGTOW. In an odd sense, like charting a new territory of the mind, or rediscovering a long lost civilization. Occult knowledge, secret societies, cannibal natives (THOTS), it's all very exciting... lololol.

    Abandon the Abandoners. Go Your Own Way, on a molecular scale. <3

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    Re: New Divorce Lawyer Ad: Double Your Closet Space . . . Women

    You guys ever hear of this woman? And I understand she only hires female attorneys...but no one is claiming gender discrimination at her...now reverse the roles and watch the shit show begin...

    https://youtu.be/05Z4eWmtFzo
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