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    Reddit parody thread: Chad Thundercock visits Reddit "The Blue Pill" in "I am Chad Thundercock AMA"

    https://www.reddit.com/r/TheBluePill...undercock_ama/
    I am Chad Thundercock. AMA. (self.TheBluePill)

    submitted 1 month ago * by ChadThundercockAMA
    I am Chad Thundercock, not this guy.
    Ask me anything.

    edit: hey guys i had a blast doing this AMA but I have to go, Brianna (my plate for today) is coming over
    keep holding your frame!

    [–]AWeepingAngelsThesis
    Thunderkek

    [–]UsernameSnatcherCuntella McCuntypants 5 points 1 month ago
    Murder my vagina and shout racial slurs at it, glorious Chad!

    [–]wonderingwhether54prime minister of the pussy cabal 3 points 1 month ago
    dese buddhists be giving buddha a run for his money.

    [–]SovietIslamist 2 points 1 month ago
    Siddhartha Chaddah

    [–]smurfcorplisten up 5's, a 10 is speaking! 9 points 1 month ago
    Can I join your harem? I'm post-wall (28) but I promise I won't ask for any bux. Just fux.

    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 7 points 1 month ago
    be my plate? gonna spin good

    [–]smurfcorplisten up 5's, a 10 is speaking! 4 points 1 month ago
    I took my dramamine already, hopefully I won't vomit this time around!

    [–]PM_ME_UR_GROSSKREUTZriding the kampl carousel 15 points 1 month ago
    is there also lightning involved in the thundercock, or is it only sound and no fury

    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 12 points 1 month ago
    it's a damn storm all about, brah

    [–]PM_ME_UR_GROSSKREUTZriding the kampl carousel 3 points 1 month ago

    hypothetically, if you were to lift mjolnir with it, would you get a little red cape to attach under the head

    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 7 points 1 month ago
    don forget the helmet

    [–]AWeepingAngelsThesisI'm sorry, but you've thrown off the Emperor's frame 3 points 1 month ago
    Do the helmet and cape protect against pregnancy and sexually transmitted infections?

    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 3 points 1 month ago
    yeah never let wymin in charge of birth control it cause they will spermtrap you and get all your moneis

    [–]tetraveraJewish American Pheminist 2 points 1 month ago
    Is this why my giny gets all tingly around you?

    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 6 points 1 month ago
    its your hipergamous nature

    [–]UsernameSnatcherCuntella McCuntypants 7 points 1 month ago
    Booty call maybe? I would like to assess how thunderous your cock is in person. Bonus points if you have a swastika tattoo/skinhead/devotion to 1488/other hate symbols, because my vagina tingles even more if they're on someone as Thundercocky as you.

    -Slut-in-training


    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 9 points 1 month ago
    will go full dark triad on yo mah hoe

    [–]UsernameSnatcherCuntella McCuntypants 5 points 1 month ago
    Murder my vagina and shout racial slurs at it, glorious Chad!

    [–]AWeepingAngelsThesisI'm sorry, but you've thrown off the Emperor's frame 8 points 1 month ago

    Ooooh, I LOVE a man who's full of hate. Thrust that plunger farther into me, baby!

    [–]TotesMessengerThe Matrix 8 points 1 month ago
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    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 5 points 1 month ago
    whats with those giant clothes iron

    [–]pandorarosieChad Thundercock's Plate 9 points 1 month ago
    Why haven't you called me

    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 10 points 1 month ago
    I nexted you

    [–]pandorarosieChad Thundercock's Plate 13 points 1 month ago
    Is it because I slept with your best friend from pre-school? i just couldn't help it..I am hypergamous by nature after all! You can't blame me for biotrooths!

    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 12 points 1 month ago
    radio silence

    [–]supergauntlet[M] 13 points 1 month ago
    hey you stupid fucks stop reporting the dudes comments, this is one of the funnier threads i've seen on bluepill in the last few weeks

    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 9 points 1 month ago
    your my man

    [–]supergauntlet 5 points 1 month ago
    same

    [–]NickWasHere09[M] 4 points 1 month ago
    kekhttp://i.imgur.com/1JfWcHn.png

    [–]DeputyMayorSnowWhite 3 points 1 month ago
    And damned if we don't all fuckin' need it after yesterday's rape victim moving spectacular.

    [–]Wrang-Wrang 2 points 1 month ago
    Ugh... link?

    [–]DeputyMayorSnowWhite 2 points 1 month ago
    Warning: this link will hurt your soul.

    [–]john-bigbooteJohnny Rico's Mangina 5 points 1 month ago
    Any relation to the Peppercock family? [NSFW: Nigel Peppercock's pepper-cock]

    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 7 points 1 month ago
    nah but my cc rider cousin Suzy Wetpussy is a plate of my bro Tyler Peppercock
    guess that counts as family, the bro part at least

    [–]john-bigbooteJohnny Rico's Mangina 2 points 1 month ago
    cc rider
    CC Rider?

    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 7 points 1 month ago

    carousel cock rider brah do you even lift

    [–]john-bigbooteJohnny Rico's Mangina 2 points 1 month ago
    do you even lift
    Nah, not since I've laid my burden down.

    [–]JediKnight1 5 points 1 month ago
    What STEM field are you in?

    Can an educated feeeeeeeeeeeemale learn to be a perfect RPW or are we doomed?

    How many plates have you spun at one time?

    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 3 points 1 month ago
    I did business in college and opened up a gym
    only use maths to count macros

    not doomed, just have to quit working and be a housewife... just remember if you are party girl, you have thousand cock stare and are scarred for life, you cant turn a hoe into a housewife

    the most plates I've ever had were 7 at the most time, not counting one night stands

    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 5 points 1 month ago
    hey guys i had a blast doing this AMA but I have to go, Brianna (my plate for today) is coming over

    keep holding your frame!

    [–]sweetafton 4 points 1 month ago
    Where does the Thundercock surname originate?

    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 5 points 1 month ago
    mah papa was a natural alpha who once told me that we hail from the vikinglands where our forefathers used to hunt, drink mead and lift in the manliest and alphast way so the god Brodin decided to mark us with Thundercock

    i should stress that my mah is a Von Fedoray, so my whole name is Chad Thundercock Von Fedoray

    [–]slipshod_alibiChequy Pill 8 points 1 month ago
    Brodin

    [–]AWeepingAngelsThesisI'm sorry, but you've thrown off the Emperor's frame 3 points 1 month ago

    Why would you take your mom's name last? If your mom REALLY wanted to acknowledge her identity, she should have given you her maiden name as a middle name. Taking the mother's last name is for betas. And Melody Pond.

    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 7 points 1 month ago
    true alphas don care if their last name is mommas

    [–]UnDiaSeAcabara 4 points 1 month ago
    Stanozolol or Dianabol?

    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 5 points 1 month ago
    http://imgur.com/gallery/c7NJRa2

    [–]AWeepingAngelsThesisI'm sorry, but you've thrown off the Emperor's frame 3 points 1 month ago
    Both is good.

    [–]KSsopranoqueer/feminist= proof of the apocolypse 6 points 1 month ago
    What's the statistical likelihood of my spermjacking you resulting in a Chad Jr.? I want to be prepared with plenty of misandryist parenting materials.

    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 3 points 1 month ago
    50% boy/50% girl i think


    • -20% if single mom
    • +30% if good looks
    • +30% if swallows red pill


    [–]KSsopranoqueer/feminist= proof of the apocolypse 2 points 1 month ago
    Hmmm, I'm not sure I like my odds. I'm pre-wall, but unmarried and with a gag reflex that may not allow me to swallow said pill. Should I resign myself to being alpha widowed by your thunderous cock?

    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 2 points 1 month ago
    you prewall and worried about Jr? Just hop on that carousel cock and betabux some loser when u r 30s

    [–]wonderingwhether54prime minister of the pussy cabal 2 points 1 month ago
    hey chad, i've been saving my virginity for a real alfalfa. I know how to cook, clean and I don't want a career, because careers are for feminazis! Would you consider being my capitan? (puffs up cheeks)

    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 3 points 1 month ago
    unicorns don't exist, ur lying

    [–]wonderingwhether54prime minister of the pussy cabal 2 points 1 month ago
    you're right of course chad. awalt. but i am trying to be a good woman. I'll even cook your favorite recipes and agree to all sex acts.

    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 6 points 1 month ago
    plate?

    [–]wonderingwhether54prime minister of the pussy cabal 3 points 1 month ago
    but i don't want to be a plate. i want to be your red pill wyfe.

    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 7 points 1 month ago
    men dont marry otherwise its divorce rape... nexted

    [–]Shady_IntentObelisk of Masculine Power 2 points 1 month ago
    Hi, Chad! Long time fan of the Thundercock dynasty. I have a few questions I'd like you answer, if you could take a break from having sex with all those HB11 super models from Canada.

    1) Do you still cook meth and play guitar in that super awesome animal-skin adorned man cave?

    2) Was there ever a time in your life where you were a Beta? If so, how did you overcome it to become the lockmaster you are today?

    3) How can I maximize my ride on the cock carousel and still manage to marry a beta for his bux?

    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 2 points 1 month ago
    hey there, thanks

    1) still on the guitar, had to stop the meth (alright, police?)

    2) never, alpha is born and natural.. y'see, you can become like alpha (not TRUE ALPHA THOUGH), if you follow this: lift, read redpill stuff, lift, eat clean, cut porn, lift more, DGAF attitude...

    3) 16yo - 25yo = cc full ride; 25yo-27yo = keep on the cc, just slow down and keep an eye for a STEM dude or doctor; 27yo onwards, wall is coming, settle for the bux. U can still ride the carousel with me after you bux him

    [–]lemurvomitX 2 points 1 month ago
    Hey Chad! I'm a huge fan, albeit not as huge as you. I was just wondering--you're a pretty famous man (well, strawman), a household name in some circles. Have you given any thought to merchandising? What about film and television rights? I know that I, for one, would tune in every week for The Adventures of Chad Thundercock. Shit, I'd even collect first editions of the inevitable comic book spinoff.

    So how about it, Chad? Anything in the works, or have you been too busy keeping all those plates spinning?

    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 4 points 1 month ago
    as long as it is porn, cause I would be BANGING and getting moneis for it

    [–]ILurvesMeSomePieChad, protect us! For the net is dark and full of TRPers! 3 points 1 month ago
    Hi Chad! Big fan of your thunderous, meaty cock.

    How do you manage your time between lifting and plate-spinning?
    Do you have to schedule each plate into your calendar?
    Is there a waitlist?
    Do plates need to sign a waiver before coming in contact with your succulent, throbbing man-spear?

    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 4 points 1 month ago
    hey
    hit the gym 7 days a week, going there 4 times a day so i can hit back/legs/shoulders-chest-tris/chest every hour... 8 hours gym every day (lucky I'm the Gym CEO and own a successful startup lol)

    that leaves me with 8 hours of sleep and 8 hours of plate spinning, gotta stay disciplined

    i keep a excel spreadsheet with all their info and names in case I forgot, as well as rotating cycles, today is Brianna, tomorrow is Jenny, so goes on... so yeah pretty much a schedule
    no waitlist, the more the merrier
    no waiver signing, can't negotiate attraction

    [–]ILurvesMeSomePieChad, protect us! For the net is dark and full of TRPers! 2 points 1 month ago
    Gotcha thanks for answering.


    Add me to your spreadsheet xoxoxoxox

    [–]squashedbananas 3 points 1 month ago
    omigod chad you're so hot will you sleep with me plz

    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 6 points 1 month ago
    no too easy.

    I like a challenge

    [–]squashedbananas 2 points 1 month ago


    NOW I WANT YOU EVEN MORE

    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 3 points 1 month ago
    but I like dat last minute resistance...

    [–]DeputyMayorSnowWhite 3 points 1 month ago
    How many times have you been sperm jacked in the last 30 days?

    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 4 points 1 month ago
    none cause i don let wymin in charge of birth control... they always try, though

    [–]DeputyMayorSnowWhite 1 point 1 month ago
    Follow up.
    You fuck wymin? As in feminazis? And you haven't caught beta yet?

    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 3 points 1 month ago
    one night stands, no plates... you plate one, you betafy yourself

    [–]DeputyMayorSnowWhite 2 points 1 month ago
    I see, I see! This is solid A++ biotruth.
    So, how often are you falsely accused of reap after these one night stands with feminazis?

    [–]SquidNipples 3 points 1 month ago
    Chad, is the clitoris a real thing, or is it just Feminazi propaganda?

    [–]LUClENWill express cynicism for money 3 points 1 month ago
    The most gut busting thing about all this: in the link posted they essentially tear down the entire Chad Thundercock character they built up to embody their misguided notion of alpha

    [–]TouchedThePoop 2 points 1 month ago
    Please? Pretty please?

    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 3 points 1 month ago
    what, touch the poop? hell no

    [–]TouchedThePoop 5 points 1 month ago
    No, I mean please give me your god-cock. I, as a lowly female, need it to live. Do you want me to castrate my beta bf as a sacrifice?

    [–]ChadThundercockAMA[S] 4 points 1 month ago
    sacrifice him to Brodin, the red pill god of lifting and i will bang you

    [–]TouchedThePoop 5 points 1 month ago
    BRB, I need a big strong man to build me a sacrificial altar. I'll just make my boyfriend pay for it by falsely promising him oral.

    [–]WallScreamerLambda as fuck 1 point 1 month ago
    You are not Chad Thundercock. Correct me if I'm wrong but I'll explain why. The term Chad Thundercock denotes a very specific type of person in the same way. that blue piller and AFC do. A Chad Thundercock is simply born a Chad Thundercock. By virtue of their birth and upbringing they simply dominate the game without ever having to really run into themselves and question their believes. You will NEVER find a Chad Thundercock on TRP. Chad Thundercocks lack the self reflection and introspection necessary to understand anything TRP teaches. Chad Thundercocks are too busy beating the pussy up and being alpha to ever have for one moment considered a different mode of existence or picked up a philosophy book. That is the essence of a Chad Thundercock.

    [–]Ahabs_Pegleg 0 points 1 month ago
    That is literally the msot cringe thing I've seen on reddit.
    Last edited by Ace Francis; June 28, 2015 at 9:23 AM.

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