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    "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."

    You often hear women proudly proclaim: "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."

    I think a good retort, that recognizes the carousel riding euphoria of a woman in her 20's, followed by desperate post-wall scramble for a beta provider is:

    "If you didn't fuch me at your best, don't expect me to marry you at your worst."
    "His name is Ace Francis."

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    Re: "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."

    Quote Originally Posted by sam luis obispo View Post
    You often hear women proudly proclaim: "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."

    I think a good retort, that recognizes the carousel riding euphoria of a woman in her 20's, followed by desperate post-wall scramble for a beta provider is:

    "If you didn't fuch me at your best, don't expect me to marry you at your worst."
    My response to this from (typically a middle aged bitch) is, "You last saw your best disappearing in the rear view mirror, years ago. What you have left is only your worst; and I am not interested in sharing it with you."

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    Re: "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."

    What you have left is only your worst
    How about if that guy says that?
    I don't mind having to deal with a difficult woman, but I would like her to be patient with my negative aspects too.

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    Re: "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."

    Response: I refuse to deal with you at your worst so your so-called best is irrelevant.

    The aforementioned saying is a license for a batshit crazy women - borderline diagnosis notwithstanding - to be a fucking tyrant when she feels being a tyrant is in her best interests.
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    Re: "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."

    I've imagined myself responding, "So, you're bipolar? Thanks for warning me. See ya"

    They imagine themselves a prize by these words, not realizing how uncomplimentary about themselves it is to hear them.
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    Re: "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."

    She says: "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."
    My response: "Whatever."
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    Re: "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."

    I will amend my preferred response "You don't have a best" to "You don't have a best anymore".

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    Re: "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."

    "Bitch, your best was over a decade ago."



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